Sometimes I hate and love the things I create. Was stuck on fight back so decided to make this. I censored the swearing as I don't like it much!

Yes that's homestuck.

Wels: Hello can I help the next guest please? Uh hello sir. Welcome to Starbucks what can I get for you?

Biffa: *voice distorted* YEAH CAN I GET A MOTHERFRICKEN

Wels: *muffled startled laughter*

Biffa: UUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Biffa: BURGER?

Jevin: *losing it laughing*

Wels: Sir, we don't sell burgers here.

Biffa: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T SELL

Jevin:*sounds Luke he's dying from laughter*

Wels: *dying inside* We sell- we sell paninis and breakfast sandwiches and coffee

Jevin: I'm having a cardiac arrest

Biffa: YOU THINK I KNOW WHAT A. PANINI. IS.

Jevin: *dying and clinging to Mumbo*

Biffa: JUST GIVE ME A BURGER. EXTRA CHEESE

Wels: No we don't sell burgers extra cheese we have paninis with-

Biffa: SOGOATSGL YOU DONT UNDERSTAND I NEED THIS

Wels: no- sir I'm going to ask you to-leave... and you don't want me to!

*Jevin, Python and Mumbo are dying in the background*

Biffa: WHY ARE YOU SUPPRESSING FOOD FROM THE PUBLIC?

Wels: No, sir we want to sell you coffee-

Grian: *appears out of nowhere* What the hell did I walk into?

Jevin: I'm crying!

Wels: Do you want coffee or tea? Something..?

Jevin: I'm crying

Grian: what happened? Hold on, hold on...

Wels: Can I get you a caramel macchiato?

Biffa: YEA I'LL GET A BURGER EXTRA DIP

Wels: we don't have-

Grian: oh my god the voice changer, really???

Cub: I'll have two number nines! A number nine large!

Doc: *deadfaced* I'm crying oh my god

Wels: Sir, this is a Starbucks not a McDonalds

Biffa: PLEASE THEY'LL TAKE MY WIFE IF I DON'T GIVE THEM ANY

*everyone is dying in the background*

Wels: SIR YOU ARE AT THE WRONG STORE! YOU WANT A MCDONALDS NOT A-

Scar: Why are you buying clothes from a soup store?

Biffa: HELLO?

Wels: hello?

Biffa: I WOULD LIKE A BURGER

*more laughter*

Grian: omg my goooood.

Wels: we sell coffee and- confectioneries here. Jesus Christ. Boss. I need to get the manager-

Doc: Cub how much of that did you get?

Biffa: C O M P O U N D

I'm leaving it there. Writing this was torture because I was laughing to much