{heyo lovelies so I'm gonna keep this little explaination short ,so basically as the title says this chapter is full of incorrect Quotes ,this is my last life special, meaning only last life incorrect Quotes ^^ , anyway lovelies this will most likely be my last chapter for awhile as I'm going away, I'll try and post when I'm gone but there's no promises ^^ ,if I don't post ,I should only be gone for 2 weeks ,I do hope y'all have an amazing day/night, bye for now <3}

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Solidarity: A theif.

Scott: Thief?

Solidarity: Theif.

Scott: I before E, except after C.

Solidarity: Thceif.

Scott: No.

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Etho: Here's some advice

Bdubs: I didn't ask for any

Etho: Too bad. I'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one who talks to me

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Etho: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.

Bdubs: You and me!!!

Etho, tearing up: Okay.

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Grian: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff.

Mumbo: I witnessed the dumb stuff.

Solidarity: I recorded the dumb stuff.

Martyn: I joined in on the dumb stuff.

Impulse: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!

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Grian: What’s something you guys are better than Mumbo at?

Impulse: Mario Kart.

Martyn: Yeah, video games.

Solidarity: Emotional vulnerability.

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Grian: Fool me once, I’m gonna kill you

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Etho: If you can’t beat them, dress better than them

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Scar: I've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.

Joel: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.

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Ren: What’s up guys? I’m back.

Martyn: What the- you can’t be here. You’re dead. I literally saw you die.

Ren: Death is a social construct.

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Scott: Do you have any skeletons in your closet?

Pearl: You mean literally or figuratively?

Scott: Honestly, the fact that I have to specify…

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Bdubs: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.

Etho: I think you mean cards.

Bdubs, pulling knives out of their sleeves: No, I do not.

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Skizz: You are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos.

Tango: That's the most hopeful thing I've ever heard.

Etho: But what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos?

Bdubs: Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day.

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Skizz: Is stabbing someone immoral?

Tango: Not if they consent to it.

Etho: Depends who you’re stabbing.

Bdubs: YES?!?

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Joel: Am I in trouble?

Lizzie: Take a guess.

Joel: No?

Lizzie: Take another guess.

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Bdubs: Not trying to brag or anything, but I can wake up without an alarm clock now simply due to my crippling and overwhelming anxiety, so…

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Cleo: I’ve come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck

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Grian: *Kicks the door down looking panicked*

Mumbo: What did you do?

Grian: Nobody died.

Mumbo: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

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Grian, pointing: May I sit there?

Mumbo: That's my lap

Grian: That doesn't answer my question, Mumbo.

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Grian: I'm 10 times funnier and sexier than you

Scott: 10 times 0 is still 0 though

Grian: Jokes on you, I can't do math

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Grian: So are we flirting right now?

Bdubs: I AM LITERALLY STABBING YOU

Grian: That doesn’t answer my question

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Skizz: If there's going to be a big dramatic scene, wait until I get back.

Tango: Of course. I can't flip this table by myself.

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Tango: You’ll have a hard time believing this because it never happens, but I made a mistake.

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Etho: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.

Tango: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.

Etho: Absolutely not.

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Bdubs: Etho was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some.

Etho: Well, they shouldn’t say “all you can eat” if they don’t mean it.

Bdubs: Etho, you ate a chair.

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Bdubs, tending to Etho's wounds: How would you rate your pain?

Etho: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.

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Bdubs: Okay, truth or dare?

Etho: Truth

Bdubs: How many hours have you slept this week?

Etho:

Etho: ...Dare

Bdubs: Go to bed.

Etho: I don’t like this game.

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Etho: You love me, right, bdubs?

Bdubs: Normally, I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it.

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Tango: Goodnight moon.

Tango: Goodnight tree.

Tango: Goodnight ghosts that only I can see.

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Solidarity: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside

Scott:

Scott: Jimmy, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn...

Solidarity: *Sips coffee from bowl*

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Tango: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives

Etho: I wake up at 4:30 AM

Tango:

Tango: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives

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