{heyo lovelies , I'm back again, for once not taking too long to post lmao , this time I bring y'all some incorrect Quotes! As well yes ,just because also I come here to tell yall I may not post for a while now ,as tomorrow I'm leaving to the Wales (aha first time on a plane--), and I'll be Gone for 4 weeks, maybe longer but I'm still going to try and post whilst I'm away ^^, anyway hope y'all have a good day /night ,love y'all

Also at the bottom I have some of my own quotes of things I've actually said xD}
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Doc: If I'm really as evil as you say I am, then have the gods strike me down where I stand.

*Lightning strikes Doc*

Doc: Ha! Nice try, jackass! Next time, give it your A-game!

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Doc, talking to Ren on the phone: Did you preheat the oven like I told you to?

Ren: You bet!

Doc: At what temperature?

Ren: 535.

Doc: That's the clock.

Ren:

Doc:

Ren: 536.
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Mumbo: I can't believe we're stuck in this room together

Grian , Swallowing the key : Yes ,truly unfortunate

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Bdubs: Okay ,Truth or Dare?

Etho: Truth?

Bdubs: How many hours  have you slept this week

Etho:

Etho…..uh Dare

Bdubs: Go to bed

Etho: I don't like this game.

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Doc, driving Ren and Bdubs: So how was your day?

Ren: We almost got surprise adopted!

Doc: What?

Bdubs: We almost got kidnapped.

Doc: Oh, okay.

Doc: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!

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Etho: What doesn't kill me should run, because now I'm fucking pissed.

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Scar: Is something burning?

Grian: Just my love for you.

Scar: Grian, the toaster is on fire.

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Grian: Looking left cause you don’t treat me right

Scar: Looking right because you left

Impulse: Looking up cause you let me down

Pearl: Looking down cause you fucked up

Mumbo: What is wrong with you guys

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Bdubs: HELP! I TOLD KERALIS I’D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN’T COOK!

Tango, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?

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Bdubs: While I’m gone, Tango, you’re in charge.

Tango: Yes!!!

Bdubs, whispering: Keralis, you’re secretly in charge.

Keralis: Obviously.

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Zedaph, standing with their back turned: I’ve been expecting you,
Tango.

Tango: How did you do that without turning around?

Zedaph: ... To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you.

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Iskall: Welcome, fellow idiots

Etho: Hello, Iskall

Iskall: No, no, not you, you're not an idiot

Etho: You underestimate me

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Hypno: So that’s my plan.

Xb: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don’t want to sound mean.

Hypno: No, go ahead, I want to hear it.

Xb: It fucking sucks.

Hypno: That’s not constructive criticism.

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Wels: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween! It's terrible for the environment!

Jevin: Yeah! Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly!

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Ren: Doc and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us

Bdubs: *Sighing* What did Doc do?

Ren: They chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...

Doc: Who wants a steering wheel?

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Ren: I told Doc their ears flush when they lie.

Bdubs: Why?

Ren: Look.

Ren: Hey Doc! Do you love us?

Doc, covering their ears: No.

Bdubs:

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Ren, trying to ask Doc out: Would you like to stay for dinner?

Bdubs: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?

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Ren: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?

Doc: *turning to Bdubs* How tall are you?

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Ren: So apparently the 'bad vibes' I’ve been feeling are actually severe psychological distress

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Etho: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.

Tango: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?

Etho: No! Four to five seconds!

Tango: Too late!!!

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Gem: Change is inedible.

Pearl: Don't you mean inevitable?

Gem, spitting out coins: No, I did not

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Grian: What if the 'g' in 'gif' is silent?

Pearl: Go the fuck to sleep

Grian: What gif I don't want to?

Pearl: Fuck You

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Mumbo: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million gold?

Grian: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house.

Scar: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million.

Grian: Good thinking.

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Mumbo: I really like this whole ‘good guy, bad guy’ thing you guys have going on.

Grian: It’s not an act, it’s just that I’m mean and Scar isn’t

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Iskall: Remember when you didn't try to solve all your problems with attempted murder?

Etho: Stop romanticizing the past.

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Iskall, pointing: May I sit there?

Etho: That's my lap

Iskall: That doesn't answer my question, Etho.

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Etho: *Walking in to a room* Sorry I’m late... I was... doing things.

*Sounds of running footsteps
progressively getting louder*

Bdubs: *Out of breath* HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN’ STAIRS.

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Zedaph: Schrödinger’s cat is overrated. If you wanna see something that’s both dead and alive you can talk to me any time of the day.

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Ex: I’d like to offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals.

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Now the next incorrect quote is actually me ,just a conversation I had with a good friend xD

No context is needed

Alex: Pffft that was a rollercoaster of emotions

Wren: Like my life.

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The next one is also better without context xD but also funny with it ,slight swearing I suppose ,from the same person xD

Fun fact I'm pretty sure I was in vc when I got the message xD ,I legit died

Anyway sorry the incorrect Quotes are short ^^ ,and I wanted to add some of my own ,except mine are correct quotes xD ,of things I've said or Alex has lmao