a ramble before we start (i'll put a TL;DR below): my school got shut down for two weeks (so next week and the week after) cause of the coronavirus so we have some online schooling (*distant booing*) but like, there are so many flaws with the thing they're using for the schooling?? it's called Zoom and is literally a piece of shit (like honestly google hangouts work better than it) but in the best way possible; first, the teachers have the ability to mute people and turn off their cameras however students (i think) have the ability to just turn it back on; second since we can turn off our cameras (and for most of the lesson the teachers are going to mute us) we can literally just do whatever the fuck we want without them knowing; third we're allowed to have bathroom breaks so legit i probs just going to continuously get out of view of my camera and go on my ipad instead; fourth i've heard from other kids (by which i mean the boys because all the girls at my grade are peasants) that they're also gonna pull some tricks like making a gif of themselves blinking and nodding and coughing occasionally and put it as their webcam (i think through screen sharing); fifth, classes start at 9-10am and people are happy that it's 'so early'?? like bitch i don't think i even get up before 9:30; finally, people (mainly the girls and teachers being extra) are being like "oh no there's going to be so much work and it's going to be so boring!" and im just like "*inhales*  b o i" because like we have so much fucking free time considering extracurricular activities are most likely cancelled and you guys (the worriers) are the ones who finish things like a good week before me! also you legit don't have to attend your classes as long as you go into the video once since Zoom just counts your attendance as "yeah you're here" no matter how late you are

TL;DR: school got shut down from corona, the video call system my school is using is very flawed, and im just gonna relax and say "fuck school"

okay now into the QnA! xD

Genderbent IDEA boys. That's all I will say.
I'VE BEEN WAITING TO RAMBLE ABOUT GENDERBENT HERMITS BECAUSE IM IN FUCKING LOVE WITH THEM! okay so for Xisuma (it's a fairly gender-neutral name) gets a long high wavy ponytail and wears purple eye-shadow because i said so, BDubs (BDubble?) get a shorter low ponytail and if im going off the shirtless skin then she wears a white sports bra, and Keralis (Keralia?) gets mid-way side ponytail and a cyan crop-top because again i said so and a denim skirt (watch out here come the powerpuff girls-)

GENDERBENT TEAM ZIT!!
*distant screaming* YES!! Tango (Tanga?) gets a short side-cut and a black sports bra and gold hoop earrings and black lipsticks and some majestic cat eye-liner, Impulse (fairly gender-neutral) is basically the same except for some long brown hair with 2 smal braids on the side that tie in the back like a little crown, Zed (short for Zedina? maybe Zedaphne?) still has her brown cardigan and now has long flowy navy-blue skirt and short bob-cut curly blonde hair and blue eyeshadow because i can

Explain your Vex/Watcher/Demon lore plz?
hooo boy this'll be fun (especially cuz i need to redo my shitty Watcher lore ;-;)

The Vex are kind of one of the bosses of the minecraft world, seeing as they are only found in the Woodland Mansions, so they get special abilities like being able to talk to players and make deals with them. People cannot be naturally spawned in with Vex powers, they have to make a deal. The Vex are manipulative little bitches and take any opportunity they can to make deals with people, often playing to people's sensitivities and desires. They can either appear to vulnerable people in dark oak forests or can be asked for in Woodland Mansions, however they usually don't appear in Woodland Mansions seeing as people are usually more on guard when in them. They give off a cold yet comforting energy that helps invite people into their grasp. Both Scar and Cub were easily enticed by their want for power and because of how "little" the Vex ask of them, they're very willing to do what they ask. The also no longer have pupils which give them a slightly unnerving stare. When going into Vex-mode, they gain tattered mist-like wings that hover just above their backs (the wings are purely aesthetic as they "flying" is more like ghostly floating), the ability to summon an unbreakable iron sword, and both their eyes turn vex-blue. All these abilities don't use up any energy and can be used basically as much as they want. The only known ability that uses up energy is that they can make those snapping stone spikes rise up like evokers can. A sign that an energy overload is coming on is when they can no longer feel pain and that they'll soon pass out. Cub can use the spike ability for longer than Scar but only because he uses it more.

The Watchers currently known to the hermits are Braid and Crown, who are originally from Evo but had access to Hermitcraft because of their connection through Grian. They typically live somewhere in The End, however most choose to reside in The End City since it's further away from the players. The only way to become a Watcher is by making a deal with one however since they are a player-started group, the deal can be removed by stronger forces (such as the jungle or void). All Watchers have a player form and a Watcher form (yes this does mean Braid and Crown have player forms). Watcher form gives the player white hair, turns their wings purple, makes their fingers turn to purple claws that spiral down their arm in a code-like pattern, and gives them the ability to summon a staff. Wings can vary in design in player form but always change to purple in Watcher form. Staffs can vary in looks but generally stay in the cooler color family, sometimes with warm accents. To become a Watcher, you have to swear to cause chaos and also let other players know that the Watchers are superior. Grian, still being in Evo, agreed with these terms since the other Evo members already knew about the Watchers and he was always up for some chaos. He didn't know the deal could carry between servers so when Hermitcraft started and he still had that connection to the Watchers, he did everything he could to escape their control. It's also why he toned down a lot of the chaos in Hermitcraft, because of his bad past with the Watchers and because he didn't want them to think they still had control over him. The jungle luckily released him from the Watcher's grasp and the Watchers no longer have access to Season 7.

Demon hybrids follow the similar rules as Insectoids do, making them a sub-category of hybrids along with angels and stuff like that. They don't have an animal form, but do have additional abilities. Demon hybrids have the power to manipulate fire, touch lava for periods of time, are heat themselves up, and are incapable of freezing/getting very cold. Water doesn't affect them although they do have more difficulty learning how to swim than a typical player; they also tend to panic easily when free-floating in water so they just tend to stay away from it (lava has a thicker constancy so they feel more stable it in). Like most nether-connected hybrids, demon hybrids are drawn to gold and bright warm colors in general. Tango, Impulse, and Zed all have trouble when it comes to valuables, especially when it's about sharing them; Tango has an obsession with gold and practically steals any he finds, Impulse is hoarder especially with shinies, and Zed (with his enderman instincts) literally just steals anything he finds interesting, which includes diamonds and mainly emeralds.

How do you have the time to write so much good stuff while dealing with school and other things?
first off, thank you for calling my stuff good :D second, it's because I just have a ton of time on my hands. I don't have any extracurricular activities after school so I basically have 4pm to about 9:30pm of free time! (i usually put off all my digital homework till like 11pm when im not supposed to be up, and rarely do any of the papers give out :/) i also usually stay up like another hour or two after im supposed to be sleeping because i just have a difficult time going to sleep.

if you're asking how i write good stuff, well i just tend to get a lot of ideas?? no idea how to explain it, im just overly creative/get too much inspiration. Most of my inspiration comes from music (although literally everyone i talk to has never heard of the artists i like ;-; everyone just likes Queen or stuff from the fucking 1900s) sometimes if i don't have the motivation to write a proper one-shot, i just write down all the stuff i've currently thought of! that way, if i get motivation or figure more stuff out, i can write out the idea! it's actually a good strategy, i recommend it!

oh also i totally didn't go feral and draw some Sanders Sides AU art of Doc as Remus and Grian as Deceit 👀 (also yes i understand it doesn't look much like Doc but i thought it'd just be too much to put scales all over him ;-;)

Sanders Sides AU with Ren as Roman, X as Thomas, Doc as Remus, Grian as Deceit, Joe as Logan, Keralis as Patton, and someone as Virgil?? my brain is saying Zed because of the purple i think??