aka i've been googling everyone's birthdays and im fucking ecstatic! first i'd like to say that im a Capricorn, what're ya'll?

-firstly, Grian's a Leo (which isn't surprising in the slightest), Mumbo is a Sagittarius (also not very surprising) and Iskall is a Capricorn (very not surprising)

-Zed is a Gemini (makes sense, one of their traits is talkative), Tango is an Aries (super not surprising and pretty fitting), and Impulse is Pisces (unexpected but does makes sense)

-Stress is an Aries (w- hOW???), False is a Gemini (yeah that's viable), and Cleo is Taurus (that makes a ton of sense)

-Scar and Cub are both Leos (makes sense in all perspectives (also their birthdays are 1 day apart!))

-Jevin's a Capricorn (makes sense), Python's a Scorpio (huh first Scorpio hermit also makes sense), and Wels' a Scorpio (another one! this one makes slightly less sense...)

-Ren's a Libra (i think?? also kinda makes sense) and Doc's a Cancer (okay i think he and Stress need to switch-)

-Keralis' a Taurus (kinda??) and BDub's a Libra (wHAT-)

-Xisuma's either a Libra or a Leo (idk im having to go off a reddit post from 7 years ago and a 2015 birthday video :/ (also wtf neither of these really work)) and Joe's a Cancer (meh, kinda)

-TFC's a Leo (i mean?? kinda???)

-Etho's a Leo (another fucking Leo- (also kinda fits?? idk much about him tho) and Beef's a Virgo (again, idrk but i think it kinda fits???)

- xB's an Aquarius (don't much about xB or Aquarius (also first Aquarius i've ever met!) and Hypno's is... i have no fucking clue, someone tell me his birthday-

*kicks down the door* ZODIAC AU, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA HOW IT WOULD WORK BUT IT WOULD

i need to give Keralis bull horns, i need to give Grian cat ears and a tail, i nEED TO MAKE ISKALL A FUCKING GOAT MERMAID-