my childhood is coming back in waves and 2015 is literally holding me at gunpoint to write this

-hi yes i absolutely refuse to call Stampy and Squid "Joseph and David", we are calling them Stampy and Squid goddamn it ;-;

-ok so picture: DanTDM (Dan), LDShadowLady (Lizzie), iHasCupquake (Tiff), Stacyplays (Stacy), Stampylongnose (Stampy), iBallisticSquid (Squid), Jacksucksatlife (Jack), Seapeekay (Callum), Dangthatsalongname (Scott), TheOrionSound (Oli), and PrestonPlayz (Preston) show up in hermitcraft because i can

-FUCK ITS MY CHILDHOOD SORRY IM JUST GETTING A LOT OF NOSTALGIA ;-;

-WAIT I FORGOT SCOTT WAS GAY HOW DID I FORGET THAT VIDEO WAS LITERALLY THE FIRST COMING OUT VIDEO I EVER WATCHED

-i'd like to imagine that Doc and Iskall both have no fucking clue who any of these people are hkjfhgkdfjlskjfk

-also Mumbo definitely knows who Dan is and is definitely a big fan

-Cub and Dan would definitely get along they're both scientists and also a bit mad

-Grian was friends with Netty, Stampy's sister, so I feel like he's probably met Stampy like once before

-Stampy is like, an OG minecrafter and a big story teller so i feel like Joe is probably a fan of him

-Cleo would get along with Squid and that's a fact

-Scott would get along with Cleo??? idk i was just thinking about the fact of how Scott's gay and Cleo's bi so??????

-Lizzie👏and👏Stress👏would👏get👏along👏

-*realizes that Ren and Oli are pretty similar in terms of gameplay and roleplay and they would absolutely get along with rambling about their 'crazy adventures'*

-Jack and Callum are remarkably similar to Cub and Scar and they would get along

-Stampy saying he's not good at redstone and still one-upping the other builders who can't do redstone for shit is the biggest flex

-Jack is such a bastard and him and Cub would literally be best friends

-Callum and Grian would actually get along really well, they're bastards and also adorable sweeties

-Tiff and False would absolutely get along, they're both badasses

-PRESTON AND GRIAN WOULD ABSOLUTELY GET ALONG AND YOU CAN FIGHT ME ON THAT

-i think it's really interesting how there are actually a lot more skills in minecraft other than building and redstone but the hermits never really explore that?? or at least never really favor into those things like pvp and parkour (mkay except False who is known or her pvp skills but that's kinda it)

-headcanon that Stampy and Squid still use techniques from like, 1.8 and under so instead of flying they just parkour and climb their way up

-also Preston is (or was) literally the parkour master so you know he's gonna just clamber his way up shit

-the hermits show them stuff and are like "here's an elytra and rockets so you can get up" and Preston's like "oh no it's fine" and just starts to fucking rock climb up

-also headcanon Stampy and Squid and Preston's looks as whatver you want but imma just go with Stampy probably looking like what he did in Minecraft Story Mode

-ya'll Preston looks really similar to Python (BOTH OF THEIR NAMES EVEN START WITH P WTF)

-ahhhhhhh ya'll remember Prisons? those were the good days

-i feel like all of them are so impressed by the hermit's builds since they're so fucking massive and there's so many automated farms but at the same time i feel like the hermits are really impressed by them because they can just do some much stuff without many utilities

-if you can't tell i like watching adventure map minecrafters and modded minecraft

-i think its funny how the hermits and them (them being the youtubers i just plopped into the hermit universe) kinda parallel each other in skills; some many of the hermits are insanely good at building and redstone, and the (just gonna call them OG group) are really good at things like story telling and pvp and parkour

-*screams in jevin your pvp skills physically pain me to watch*

-headcanon that the OG group is ridiculously better at pvp than the hermits (except Oli hfgkjdkghkjs) to the point where False can just barely compare to them

-Dan has definitely brought Grim with him and that's a fact (Doc's ready to fucking yeet him into the infinity portal and Cub's fucking holding him back because holy shit that's a skeleton dog)

-Stampy and Scar and Grian are all absolutely fawning over Jellie

-Stampy: "oh yeah i have an arch nemesis who resides in the nether and is evil and constantly tries to take over but he's also just a bit misunderstood"
Xisuma: "oh my god same"

-technically speaking the OG group has all world hopped tons of times and Cub's already going insane and then Stampy and Squid start going on about their adventure map adventures and Cub fucking looses it

-Keralis hears about Stacy's Dogcraft and Mystic Mesa adventures and how she got to tame a ton of non-vanilla animals and teach her wolf pack tricks and he's instantly like "teach me your ways"

-Preston hears about the Boomers and is instantly like "LET ME JOIN"

-Tiff and Lizzie both did Enchanted Oasis which was basically the opposite of BDubs' experience with the jungle so imagine their reaction upon hearing his story

-imagine Ren's reaction upon hearing that Jack, Callum, and Scott were once wizard werewolves

-headcanon that everyone has at least heard of the people in the OG group except for Doc and Iskall because they're foreign??? idk its just funny to me imagining Doc trying to get along with Oli hjvkdhkfdjlf

-Oli and Oli are extreme opposites but i love them both

-Scott, during Funcraft, dabbled in a lot of herbal magic so imagine him showing the jungle folk how to use it

-Preston, casually jumping off the top of Grian's castle and landing without taking a heart of damage: this looks awesome!
Doc, whipping out his trident: what the fuck

-Preston and Grian are absolute gremlins and would absolutely wreak havoc on the server (also headcanon that they're very similar heights)

-fuck now i wanna do the Pack meeting hermitcraft ;-;

-wait i forgot Iskall actually did Funcraft, imagine him talking to Lizzie and Scott and Callum and kinda Oli about all the ridiculous stuff that happened ("you met that underwater demon thing too?" "the one that kept drowning all of us to the point of we couldn't cross water? yup")

-Oli: yeah i have a pretty bad schedule
Scar: oh yeah Grian does too, he would always do stuff on the weekends and Recap couldn't cover it
Oli: *sweats nervously*

-Mumbo: oh yeah then we had a Saturator machine and i turned bright red! i looked like a vampire!
Jack: oh hey i was a vampire once!
Callum: yeah me too!
Mumbo: you guys were wot

-Grian: then i time traveled and accidentally ended up way back in alpha
Lizzie from a distance: a m a t e u r

-Jack: oh fuck
Grian, covering his ears: dude! language!
Jack: you're?? all???? older then me????????

-xB is still the youngest but at least he has Jack now (he's 23)

-i didn't realize how old everyone was until i checked an they're all like 28 ;-; (i haven't watched them in so long i though they were all still like 22)

-Callum is like 5 years older than Jack and he is still absolute bby

-sorry im still crying over the fact everyone is so much older than Jack i thought they were all like his age ;-; (well Scott's 24 but still)

-actually i think im just realizing how old everyone on hermitcraft is ;-;

-Doc suddenly becomes the dad of this new group and just about gives up

-Oli is one clueless lad but at least he and Ren can jam out together

-Tiff: yeah i like baking! its really fun-!
Mumbo, cracking his head around 180 degrees: c o o k i e s ?

-Tiff teaching Zed and Tango how to actually cook ASMR

-Iskall saying how to he once tried to teach Mumbo swedish and Scott joking that he can speak Scottish before remembering oh right swedish is actually a language

-Grian tries to teach Stampy how to use an elytra but to no avail

-i take back what i said about the whole "this group is better at pvp than the hermits except Oli" because Jack cannot fight either (he fucking drops his sword all the goddamn time i swear to god change your drop key mate-)

okay that's enough for now i got carried away and now this is really long jhgfdkhjfdgkjgfhjk

ya'll want me to write something for this? cuz i fucking might 👀