*kicks down the door* IT'S TIME AND IM GOING ALL OUT

(warning: it's some hardcore smut because i went overboard whoops)

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As soon as his eyes landed on the destroyed mountainside, Doc became furious beyond belief. Seething with rage, he balled his hands into fists and punched the nearest wall as hard as he could. A loud crack split the air as the wood snapped and blood dripped from his hand, but he could barely even feel the pain.

"Those bastards!" he hissed out loud. He whipped out his communicator and quickly typed into the chat, specifically to Keralis (mainly because he was easier to scare).

Dude! Did you do that??? he asked. There was a pause before:

>Keralis1 left the game

"Fucking coward," he muttered, shoving his communicator back into his pocket. "Maybe one of them'll stick around..."

Spinning on his heels, he stomped over to BDub's side of house, ignoring the bright green border that marked their separate 'territories'. If they weren't going to give a fuck about the border, why should he?

BDubs was standing near the gambling game, fidgeting with the redstone repeaters and muttering under his breath about loosing a ton of diamonds.

"B. Double. O."

Said hermit looked up and his eyes immediately widened, dropping the repeater in his hands. "O-oh, Doc!" he said, smiling nervously. "Why are you here? You're supposed to stay on your side of the border ya know..."

"Ah right, but it seems that just slipped my mind," Doc sighed, grinning sadistically. "Just as it slipped your mind yesterday?"

BDubs froze, staring at Doc like a deer in headlights. "W-what do you mean?" he asked, nervously tugging at his shirt collar. "I would never cross the border-"

"Cut the crap BDubs," Doc hissed, getting BDubs to shut up instantly. "You think I didn't see what happened to my goat? You think I'm that oblivious?"

"Well uh..." BDubs looked down, shuffling his feet. "That's what we hoped for..."

"So you admit to having a partner?" Doc sneered, taking a step forward and making BDubs flinch back against the wall. "It was that coward who left as soon as he realized he was in trouble, wasn't it? It was Keralis wasn't it?"

BDubs could only nod, practically shaking on the spot. In a single movement, Doc slammed BDubs up against the wall, arms on both side as to not him escape. He swiftly grabbed BDub's the communicator from his pocket and flung it across the room, the plastic skidding and clattering on the wooden floor.

"No escape," Doc growled, making BDubs shiver at his terrifyingly low voice. "And oh dear BDubs, I'm going to making you regret everything you did to my goat."

Then they had the smexy times, the end.

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*standing in the corner with jazz hands* April Fools! It's not 69 yet, it's only 65! (enjoy your innocence while it lasts-)