Has there ever been a robbery here?

Tango: Excuse me sir, has there ever been a robbery at this establishment?

Doc: Uh, not that I know of

Grian :*Is sneaking behind Doc with a bag full of diamonds, silently laughing*

Basically my One-shot book

Me: *Slaps Grian on the head* I can fit so much angst in this boy

He's attached already

Xelqua (aka Grian): *Holding Viktor, aka kid Iskall* I have only had Viktor for 3 minutes but if anything where to happen to him I would kill everyone in this world and then myself! 

You can't stop me

My IRL friends: Uh, why do you make everything you write gay or LGTBQ+?

ME: Idk, why do you breath?

Friends: Because it's necessary to live?

Me: There's your reason

I love him

Me walking up to my friends: I wanna see my little boy!

My friend holding my other friend who is over a head taller then me and practically my brother: Here he comes

Why do I hangout with these people?

My friend walking up to me: So what are you doing?

Me looking up from the empty map of Europe we where assigned to fill in: Oh, I don't know. Maybe the exact same fucking things as you. But idk, you tell me!

This is actually a Hermit thing! Promise!

RTW Grian: I don't understand basic human interactions and at this point I'm to afraid to ask

I could see this happening 

Grian: I got the diamonds!

Mumbo: You killed Scar!

Grian: Yeah, but I still got the diamonds 

I don't have a name for this

Grian: Yeah I'm straight. Straight out of the Pan!

It was funnier in my head 

Indom: I have some good and bad news!

Ind: Start with the good news first 

Indom: Well I now known I can outrun a cop car! 

Ind: ...And the bad news?

Indom: Oh! I'm wanted by the police!

Ind: Why?!

Indom: Might have to do with the person I stabbed

Ind: You stabbed someone?!

Indom: Oh yeah, definitely!