That's ME!

As a break from the long as chapters, HAVE A LIST OF THINGS I'VE DONE!

Cus I'm my friend group, I'm the smol mom friend that'll protect her (older-and-taller-than-her) children with her life... But is also stoopid. And will do stoopid things just cus she feels like it... Or because she don't know better.

This is an open list. Please add to it whenever you want to, I enjoy having a laugh!

And yes. These are all things I've actually done/ said. Which hermits do you think would've done these too?

DON JUDGE MEH-

1) No one told me falling off of a bed on purpose would hurt.

2) I didn't trust my mum when she said trapping your fingers in a door would hurt. So I tested it.

3) 'Brown eyes come from when the sun burns your actual eye colour'

4) 'What do you want to be when you're older?
'A MAGICAL UNICORN GLITTER PINK FAIRY PRINCESS! WHO HAS A DRAGON AND CAN FIGHT YOU! WITH BLOOD AND STUFF!'

5) You know when you're younger (like a toddler) and can cry on command? Well, I couldn't and still can't without a legit reason. So to get out of PE, I planned to purposely injure myself by pretending to trip. I actually tripped and injured myself though. Ow.

6) Ate stuff out of a bin. Ok, it was just a tiny bit of leaf at the top, not like THE ENTIRE BIN...

Good grief I'm going to ruin my reputation.

7) Touched wet paint to see if it was wet.

8) Perfected a dog's bark. Some girls laughed at me because of this, while I stood still, regretting my life descitsiones ;-;.

9) Closed my eyes while turning a corner. I thought we were friends, wall.

10) Tasted/ ate grass, lemon slices, metal, paper, dried mealworm and blood. Only one of those I slightly don't like anymore.

11) If I dropped this, would it break? (It did).

12) Similar to 11...

Yeeted my phone down the stairs twice. It fell on the screen both times. It's still in perfect condition...

13) Poked... Things.

14) Someone: -barges past me-
Me: -whispers- Rude...
Same dude: -looks at me-

15) Took someone's chair as they were sitting down. By accident.

16) Wrapped my wet hair around a brush to try and curl it. It got stuck. I can still find the place where we had to chop a chunk off (I also have a habit of drawing the chunk clearly as a little flick, though it doesn't actually irl lol).

17) Tried picking nettles. Without hand protection.

18) Pronounced 'tonnes'... Like 'toe-nees'. On the first day of school.

19) Checked how slippery an ice-covered hill was. By sliding into it.

20) Tried to kick open a door. Turns out, it was locked.

21) Learned what a 'shantie' was just to argue with a boy who said 'The day I went to see' was one.

22) Started singing 'I want it that way' and therefore caused a chain reaction until about seven-ten people were all badly singing it. It was epic.

23) Made this joke and somehow made people snigger it at:

My friends:
OwO
UwU
OvO
U3O

Me:
Ono

That's all I can think of for now. I'm still wondering what hermits would've done this, but most of these sound like a wild Grian and Iskall... Maybe also ZIT.

Yeah I'm stoopid XX.