Author's note
I think I might've communicated badly. My bad ,:3-

Edit: Also I definitely did not forget to actually hit 'publish' ha ha no what do you mean-

But! Hey! Here's the QnA XP!

... Uh. Cabbage UwU.

... We still haven't started the chapter yet.

OH- RIGHT- AH HA-

PsychA: Also, name tags.

AC: Tank chu ,: D-

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AC: ... Yo, is this thing on?

Badtimes: ... There's a camera?

(-True, immediately, poses-)

PsychA: What? No. No, she's talking about the- y'know what, never mind. I'm not being responsible for ruining your existence. Again.

(-True stops posing, concerned-)

Hels: Ah! The response to this would be 'it has already been achieved!'

NPG: Only in my dreams-

AC: It is on : D! So y'all ready for questions?

True: Absolutely! This is -like- super exciting, you have no idea how excited I am!

NPG: I heard there would be people! And people are cool! Very cool flesh-sacks!

Badtimes: I was forced here against my will.

PsychA: Your 'will' says you wanted to be here.

Hels: To the loyal and honest, it shall be an honour to fulfil your requests.

AC: That is very good!! So we shall begin ÙwÚ-

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AC: Firstly, you have received many compliments. Everyone thinks you're very fabulous, especially chu Hels UwU. Also, True, you're beautiful, NPG is amazing and Badtimes looks very badbutt!

True: Awww, thank you guys!

Badtimes: ...

NPG: Thank you! That is a nice thing to say!

Hels: For their kindness, I send them my gratitude.

PsychA: Also Hels, you're very pog? Poggers? Hels pog? You frens? You frens? Pog?

True: Hels pog HeLS POG-

NPG: I AGREE WITH THAT.

Hels: ... What is a 'pog'?

AC: It is good thing : D!

Hels: Requisitely, I accept your 'pog'.

PsychA: ... That's.... A. Very good sentence.

Badtimes: What have you done. Wh- do you have any idea what you have done?

AC: Duh, I'm an author.

(-NPG and True continue chanting 'Hels pog' in the background-)

AC: Obviously not UwU.

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AC: So! To start, something nice and chill and simple : D!

NPG: That is what my father said I would be! (-insert a pause that is awkward for anyone other than NPG-) But he was wrong!

PsychA: You were an intended creation? Weak. I was born a mistake.

True: Hey, me too! But don't worry, I fixed it!

(-NPG snorts and tries to suppress his laughter-)

PsychA: That is one of the most hilarious things I have ever heard in my life. All of you, get on True's level. Goddess tier.

True: (-grinning-) What can I say? No seriously, what can I say? This is the first time I'm getting media representation.

(-NPG openly starts dying on the floor. Badtimes snickers-)

PsychA: ... Yo, Hels? You alright there?

Hels: I have been strongly advised not to give my current responses to mentions of a 'mistake', until those responses change.

Badtimes: ...

Hels: (-stopping, he nods-) ... As such, please, take no notice and continue in fellow amusement!

AC: ... The question was 'are you okie', but somehow, we have gotten answers already :3??

True: The magic of confidence!

PsychA: And manslaughter.

NPG: Was that not scheduled for next week?

PsychA: If we actually stuck to a schedule, then our victims would get all cocky thinking they're prepared for murder week. But if every week was murder week then-

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AC: So Hels, what are you?

Hels: ... Might you elucidate on 'what'?

AC: That is something I wish I could do specifically, because we've got 'are you fabulous', 'are you aware that you are fabulous', 'are you pog', 'are you pogchamp', 'are you knight', 'are you king', 'are-'

Badtimes: (-confused-) Current occupation, go.

Hels: Ah! That would be a failure.

NPG: (-angrey alarm noises-)

True: N O !

Badtimes: Uh... Previous occupation, go.

Hels: Former monarch of Hels, a... A-A kingdom situated in the Netherworld. She is not one of the 13 Royal Netherworld Kingdoms due to how and why she was born. She... She stands- she stood for... Prospect. New prospect. I...

AC: You don't need to answer if you don't want to.

Hels: ... Thank you for your consideration, though regardless of my answer, I do not have the knowledge necessary to respond accurately.

Badtimes: He lives here now. With us.

Hels: ... Yes. Yes, I do. Thus, due to my current occupation, I relinquished my title. Hence I should not be known as 'King', 'Prince' nor 'Ruler', but... Simply 'Hels'.

(-PsychA seems to realise something. However, she chooses not to mention it-)

AC: I am not surprised. Your family is where your home is, after all : D!!... Or is it other way around...?

True: Either way, I'd make a great mom!

NPG: Mother-True, may I electrify the water supply?

True: Beloved blond spawn, with your electrifying personality, how couldn't you?

Badtimes: No-

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NPG: Hey guys, look at these new shorts True got me-

True: ... Heyyy, did you take my clothes again?

NPG: ... Negative.

AC: :O? Is that your entire clothing aesthetic? Other people's clothes?!

NPG: ... I concede, but I look very good in them!

Hels: You do suit your unusual outfits, more than anyone else.

NPG: See! Hels agrees!

Badtimes: That's because Hels is nice. You could be wearing a trash can and he'd still say you looked very 'unusual'.

NPG: Your shoes will be mine.

Badtimes: You neither wear shoes nor have the right foot-size.

NPG: (-smirking-) Who said I had to wear them?

Badtimes: ...

PsychA: I mean, you do wear all the other clothes you steal. That's a dress-shirt Grian gave you with the collars snipped off.

True: I helped choose the buttons and undershirt. Rainbows are always in!

NPG: Rainbow! Rainbow!

PsychA: True. I'm guessing you two collaborated on the friendship bracelets then?

True: Exactly! We made some for Hels and Badtimes too, buuut they're too emo to wear them.

PsychA: I thought it was because they- oh. Oh right, you don't know about that, never mind.

NPG: 'Because' they what-?

PsychA: So around your waist: a sweater that Grian also gave you, I'm guessing?

NPG: ... That would be the most likely assumption.

Hels: I sense uncertainty in your statement.

NPG: I... Do not currently remember who it belongs too...

AC: Oh, that's Mumbo's. The one Grian gave you has a split on the right cuff.

Badtimes: ... How would you know that.

AC: It was an observation UwU.

Badtimes: ... Yes, but how did you make that observation?

AC: ... Lookin'.

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AC: Huh. Next questions are sorta similar. Firstly, are y'all friends? Then, are NPG and True friends- if so, how long have you been friends for?

Badtimes: ... They are... Unaccounted... And unforeseen... Circumstances.

PsychA: HA YOU GOT ATTAAAACHED-

Badtimes: You cannot say much.

PsychA: Yes I can: the idiot who eventually got attached to me actually succeeded in killing me first.

Badtimes: ... That doesn't count.

PsychA: What, and yours does?

Badtimes: It does more than you.

PsychA: Death looked me in the eye and turned me away; death looked you in the eye and told you to get good.

Badtimes: That is because you are insufferable.

PsychA: Thanks, it's my greatest attribute.

AC: Plus one sin for unnecessary argument.

Hels: ... Pardon?

'Entropy': Hels! You frens? You frens? Pog?

Hels: I- my apologies, could you please repeat that?

AC: Yeah sure you frens sweetheart : D?

Hels: ... Oh. I would say my companions mean a lot more to me than that. Without them, I would not have-

True: OOO DO ME DO ME!

AC: Ah : D-

True: I've known NPG since he was created! Literally, because Grian made the lil dude!

NPG: My father -whoops. My father-creator-Grian constructed me in Season Six!

Badtimes: ...? ...

True: Mhm! Yepperoonie! And then, and then he met me while Grian reintroduced him to everyone, and it was like... The super big explosion thing that created everything... 'Cus from then on, he was stuck with me.

NPG: Similarly to adhesive!

True: Ooo, or marshmallow fluff?!

NPG: Or slime?!

Both: Or watermelon-flavoured bubblegum!

Badtimes: ... Hm.

(-Hels smiles knowingly-)

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AC: Heyyy, a this-or-that question next : D! Dogs or cats? Or if you're more wild, wolves or ocelots?

NPG: Will have to say cats: father-creator-Grian has two, and I do not think dogs like me very much...

Badtimes: ... Wolves.

PsychA: Aha-

Badtimes: The non-verbal kind.

PsychA: Rude.

Hels: In the Netherworld, we did not have such sweet creatures. As such, I am partial to both.

PsychA: Huh. I took you as a cat person.

True: I did too... Hm, well, I've got nothing again liking doggos! I really really reeeally wanna have a puppy one day: they're just so cute!

AC: Who says chu can't ':3? False definitely isn't.

True: Ugh. According to like... The killjoys of the server, I'm not 'responsible' enough to care for a puppy! Just because I've forgotten to water a few plants... Geez...

PsychA: I mean... Caring for an animal is kinda-

NPG: It was X.

PsychA: Well. I'm getting you a puppy.

Badtimes: That was quick.

PsychA: Any excuse to screw with him, I'm taking it. If he wants to complain about it, he can take it up with me. Either way, you're getting a puppy.

True: Seriously?! EEEEEE- (-excited hug-)

PsychA: h-

AC: I think you killed her OwO...

True: Huh- (-lets go-) oh no! Are you dead?!

PsychA: Hhhhh- nope, only gay. Which is just as bad, honestly.

NPG: (-le gasp-) SLANDER!

PsychA: SOLIDARITY-

———

(-Badtimes continues stamping out the fire-)

AC: ... Ma'am'lady, mon-sir'jesty. Esteemed others.

NPG: That was fun!

Hels: It appears we have become rather sidetracked, however.

(-Badtimes returns-)

PsychA: Speak for yourself.

AC: Literally : D! What's up with the tattoo? Is it something to do with your past position...?

Hels: ... Something like that.

AC: OwO?

Hels: ...

Badtimes: ...! Everyone needs to get out right now.

True: Wh-?

Badtimes: Now. Get out.

———

AC: OwA...?

True: ... Yeah...

AC: ... Well, I h-

(-Distant loud magic noise-)

AC: ... OWO?!

NPG: It might be best to end things here.

PsychA: N... No, end them later, on better terms.

True: That's fine.

AC: ,:/

———

"..."

"... Oh dear."

"... Hey. Back with us?"

"Did I tell you anything?"

"Nothing I don't already know."

"... O-Oh... I... No..."

"..."

"...!"

"..."

"..."

———

AC: Hey guys, welcome back to my YouTube channel ;3c~

PsychA: That joke is overused.

AC: And I'm underpaid : D

NPG: You are being paid to exist?

AC: Capitalism means that we pay to exist, actually. Being paid to exist is more like... Being a part of the royal family.

(-Cracking noise-)

AC: ... Actually yes, I'm being paid to exist because otherwise I would simply evaporate out of existence OwO-

(-Uncracking noise-)

Hels: I was not aware that was a possible feat.

True: What? No fair! I wanna evaporate too!

Badtimes: Sorry to rain on this parade, but that's physically impossible...

AC: Forecasting a shadow of doubt, chu get to end this, my darling :3.

Badtimes: ... Bye.

PsychA: Wow.

AC: ... Any better last words XX?

NPG: Try not to lose your head or else your father-creator-Grian will be unhappy.

True: I think it's very rude how we can't customise certain clothes to be more colourful.

Hels: The future is forged by way of the present- do not let the past attempt instead.

PsychA: Whatever he said, but in English?

AC: Very you thanking, you UwO

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AC: ... Pssst, why's the camera still on ÒwŌ?

AC: ... OH RIGHT-

AC: HEH B YE- ! I love chu-