Author's notes
SO. HOW WELL DO CHU KNOW ME. These questions should be relatively simple and non-coherent English and BASIC because I haven't written a quiz like this before-

And if people know me, they know I love my senpais! So there's a few (just a few, mind you!) senpai-questions and references too.

I love y'all very much :3

And I'm sure the others will be excited to be back-

(-CRASH-)

: D

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Ghost: So... What's this about?

AC: Ok so a while back, I had this idea-

PsychA: Joy.

AC: -To do a lil quiz! About us, and our AUs! Just for fun, y'know? So the readers are allowed to look back, but true skill comes from the knowledge within... Your... Head? Uh... Basically, try not to!

7-12-G: ... A few of us haven't even had our stories explained yet. And I'm pretty sure no one even remembers who we-

AC: IT'S INTRO TIME, IT'S INTRO TIME- I'm AC! Your smol author from the main world ;3!

Magpie: Hello, my fellow friends! It's Magpie, the editor of L.O.A.H! Or, the 'Life of a Hybrid' AU!

Min-lub: My name is Min-lub, not to be confused with the 'derogatory' term used for people like me! I'm the janitor/ cleaning lady for the Hermitcraft clubs, in the Club AU.

Ghost: My name is Ghost. I'm dead, inside and out. I come from the Sacrifice AU, save souls and help them become ghosts!

7-12-G: I'm 7-12-G. Just call me Seven if you want. I hail from the Hunger Games AU, and my job is to guide the unfortunate victims trapped in the games.

PsychA: My name is PsychA, I'm from the Shifted AU. I don't have any real purpose.

U.P: The name's U.P! I'm the glitchy girl who hides within the P.N.N AU's game files, and helps the actual people in my world hide from the players...

Nightingale: My name is Nightingale... I come from the Fear AU, which is where I look after my family of beasts!

Min-lub: Hey, I love your crown-hat thingy!

Nightingale: Thank you! The crown was a Christmas present from the Portalverse, and the hat is... My Scar's.

Seven: What use does it serve?

Nightingale: I was told that the crown emits a-

PsychA: Oh my gosh... Talk lAter! Let's get this over with, I have plans.

U.P: Oooooo. I'm intrigued~

PsychA: AnD I dON't gIVe a F-

AC: RIGHT THEN- (-throws questions at everyone-) LE QUESTIONS : D! Now...

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1) Who is, technically, the oldest AC?

A) Min-lub
B) Magpie
C) 7-12-G
D) AC

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Nightingale: 'Oldest' in what terms? Order of introduction?

AC: Uh... No. As in, if you used logic, theory and common sense, who would be physically older than the rest of us.

U.P: Hey! Why aren't I there?

PsychA: Either the audience don't know enough about you, or your age corresponds to our mode age.

AC: Thank chu! Next question!

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2) Which AU, out of A, B, C and D, would you have the highest chance of survival in?

A) Fear AU
B) HG AU
C) Shifted AU
D) Sacrifice AU

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Min-lub: That's fair.

Seven: The most dangerous AUs of our multiverse... Fair play indeed.

AC: In all fairness, things that seem scary at first could turn out to be super sweet and adorable new hug-friends-COUGH-Ninja-senpai's-BDubs-COUGH!

Seven: ... But?

AC: These AUs can be pretty scary, yeah :<

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3) Which AU could theoretically co-exist with the main world?

A) HG AU
B) L.O.A.H AU
C) P.N.N AU
D) Sacrifice AU

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Magpie: Co-exist?

Nightingale: I suppose there is one on that list that could occur within AC's world... More than the others too.

AC: Fun fact: I debated a lot whether they should be one and the same... But finally decided against it, because I realised times and dates wouldn't line up properly.

Ghost: Aaand if you did, we wouldn't be talking to-

AC: TOO MANY HINTS- oh by the way cOUGH call out to Realm senpai for being too adorable ;3 COUGH

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4) How many eyes does PsychA usually have?

A) 2
B) 3
C) 4
D) 5

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PsychA: ... What kind of question is this.

AC: A good one :3!

Magpie: Y'know, you're really hard to draw because the eye thing. I swear no one could with amazing ease... Unless they've got like... A secret-epic-drawing power.

AC: COUGH Rae senpai COUGH

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5) How many unique and original beast designs are there in the Fear AU?

A) 9
B) 13
C) 18
D) 20

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Seven: Oh, so things like... A giant slime aren't original?

U.P: Apparently not: just look at SCP 999. Jevin is a unique beast design, though.

Nightingale: He's also very friendly!

(-awkward silence-)

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6) What's the most stoopid death to die by in the Hunger Games, in our opinion?

A) Poisoning someone's drink, mistaking it for your own and poisoning yourself
B) Failed ambush attempt, ending in you and your teammates' deaths
C) Blowing yourself up while trying to arm a bomb
D) Falling into a pit and instantly dying

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Min-lub: Some one Iskalled up...

AC: COUGH Aqua senpai's HG Games COUGH

Magpie: No offence to the man, he's an amazing guy, but... Such a silly death...

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7) When is the creator's birthday ?

A) Unimportant
B) Three days ago
C) Two years ago
D) A really bad time, wow

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Seven: ... None of those make any sense.

Nightingale:

PsychA:

Ghost:

AC: ... Yes, to the questions answerable with agreement.

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8) Which AUs' coding/ story means that it's/they're a bit like a game?

A) L.O.A.H AU
B) Sacrifice AU
C) Fear AU
D) HG AU

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Min-lub: No response here. I think you've mentioned it before...

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9) How many ACs have had a AU-specific chapter written about them?

A) 1
B) 2
C) 3
D) 4

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Nightingale: What? PsychA, explain- I only had one set of designs and descriptions, you had-

PsychA: I can explain.

Magpie: Designs? I only had one character-specific chapter!

Others: You guys are getting chapters?

AC: COUGH new incorrect quote for Adrilia/ Lia senpai COUGH

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10) WHOOOOOO'S THE-

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U.P: WE GET IT! YOU THINK THEY'RE GREAT! BUT THAT'S NOT A VALID QUESTION-

AC: YES IT IS-

Ghost: Hardly anyone else thinks of-

AC: COUGH what about Z senpai COUGH-

Ghost: ... Drat.

PsychA: Well then... Hardly anyone actually knows who this question is directed to?

AC: So? He's still amazing-

U.P: STILL NOT A VALID QUESTION-

AC: FINE- >:<

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10) How many members of the Odalverse are there?

A) 2
B) 3
C) 6
D) 7

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Seven: This is nothing to do with our world?

AC: LET ME HAVE THIS!

Seven: ... Someone's pouty, wow. Yo, En, she's pouty.

AC: >:C

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11) What's Portalverse Evil Xisuma's name?

A) Xavier
B) PVEX
C) Xeres
D) Xanthus

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Magpie: ... How do you pronounce half of these?

AC: ... Why are you asking me? It's a miracle I spelled them right... COUGH Odal senpai knows about my poor de-choices COUGH...

Nightingale: ... Uh, let's have a try of C... Um... 'Zere-rees'? 'Zare-es'? 'X-airs'? 'X-er-es'?

PsychA: Just call him EXy. He won't mind.

Ghost: Your EX is a sugary puffball. Everyone else's is a grouchy tsundere who's bad at showing any emotion other than grumpiness.

PsychA: Look, once you figure out half of them are addicted to chocolate, cookies and warm places, the whole 'I'm super evil and tough' thing doesn't quite have the same ring.

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12) Which fluid does Min-lub use to create inanimate objects/ redecorate?

A) Paint
B) Ink
C) Water
D) Perfume

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Min-lub: Ah, yes! The power of-

Seven: Shush!

U.P: ... It still is amusing, no matter how much I think about it...

AC: COUGH like the L E G G Z meme prompt me and Athena senpai dispersed through Hermitpad COUGH

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13) Who was the first senpai AC ever met/ discovered?

A) Bridget senpai
B) Ninja senpai
C) Birb senpai
D) Aqua senpai

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AC: I remember it clearly!! ÒwÓ

Nightingale: I'm at a blank.

AC: PsychA's met them, if that helps OxO

PsychA: ... What's with that look? Did they try and kill me, or something?

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14) What's the one thing Fear AU BDubs hates above all else?

A) Being stolen from
B) Slippery surfaces
C) Water/ Being wet
D) Tomatoes

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Ghost: WOW, he's babey! In a good way!

Magpie: Apparently very nice too!

Seven: Let me guess. He could also potentially kill you.

AC: COUGH Keichi senpai's Mumbo COUGH

Nightingale: ... That's not very nice, Seven.

Seven: Not sure if you've noticed, but I can sometimes be a bit... Heartless.

U.P: ... Did you just-

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15) How big is the monster from the Sacrifice AU?

A) As big as a king slime
B) As big as an average birch tree
C) As big as Tek to the Skies
D) No freaking clue

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PsychA: You mean the black tar blob with loads of eyes?

Ghost: Sounds about right. Also with a slight tendency to murder people.

AC: COUGH super good angst writers like Becca senpai COUGH

(Author's notes: 'The slight tendency to kill people' bit, not the 'black tar blob with loads of eyes' bit)

Min-lub: What?! Murder who?

Ghost: ... I... I don't know what to say. And this is coming from the can't-be-heard-by-any-normal-person ghost.

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16) Who, out of the four options available, annoys all the ACs the least?

A) Stress
B) Xisuma
C) Biffa
D) Iskall

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Magpie: This one's hard! I mean, I like all of them, so that doesn't help.

AC: Yeah, it is hard. As a hint, the main ACs you guys need to consider would be PsychA, U.P and Nightingale. More importantly, their jobs, how they do them, and how these hermits could affect the smoothness of these jobs.

PsychA: Well. Don't have a job, but one option's blAtANtlY OuT for me. The others I'm not really as fussed about, so long as they don't tRy anything...

U.P: Two people on there can sometimes be annoying. Well, not the people themselves: more their players and how active they are...

Nightingale: Annoying? I should hope not... Higher maintenance? Two people on there would fit that description.

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17) How old was Seven when she died?

A) 17
B) 13
C) 12
D) 15

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Seven: Huh. According to actual Hunter Games  lore, all of those ages fit within participation range...

Ghost: That doesn't sound like a very wide participation range...

PsychA: Too many bodies to clean up. Can't blame em.

Min-lub: OK THEN. Let's leave the unnecessary janitoring to me and not you...

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18) How many hermit kids are there in the Starverse?

A) 13
B) 14
C) 15
D) 16

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U.P: Ooo! Nice question!

Magpie: Aw, I've heard of this world! They're amazing!

AC: Just as amazing as all my senpais (COUGH AND CHANS- DON'T THINK I FORGOT 'BOUT CHU, MOONIE~CHAN COUGH)

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19) What is the Nightmare Realm?

A) Terror. Sheer, unbridled terror
B) Whatever you don't want it to be
C) Torture, pain and agony
D) The place where old memories go

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AC: Not related to Nightmare senpai!

PsychA: Moving. On.

AC: ... Quickly. Nightingale, darling, the plot convenience goddess COUGH Birb senpai COUGH degree thou shalt not hear the next question.

Nightingale: ... I'll see myself out.

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20) What will change the Fear AU's beasts back into normalish hermits?

A) Fixing server-code/ Eradicating the virus that infected them
B) A cure by outside scientists, yet to be created
C) A cure found in the outside planes, in another world
D) Time to gain complete control/ conscience over their beast-sides

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Seven: Huh. Won't all of these be tested anyway?

AC: Yeah, but still. Pumperkins and betaroots ne'er did affect the parssernip... I feel like Wickity senpai.

Min-lub: ... What are you talking about, exactly?

AC: NE'ER DISCOVER SHALT THOU- also, ten questions left!

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21) Why was PsychA able to cross into other senpai's worlds, for a short period of time?

A) She was using AC
B) She had help from X
C) She had my job
D) She's always been able to do that

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PsychA: DefINitelY nOt oPtIon-

Ghost: We get it! You don't like him! Sheesh!

PsychA: ... I resPECt hIm. To a dEgRee.

Magpie: That's... Better than nothing...

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22) Which hermit from the Portalverse has a special liking for the Fear AU?

A) Grian
B) Scar
C) PVEX
D) BDubs

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Nightingale: I would be glad to see him again! Oh, and thank you very much for the crown! Honestly, it's been such a help when dealing with the beasts!

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23) Why does U.P need to hide so efficiently, so often?

A) She's an unidentifiable player
B) She doesn't have a real life player whom the real-life hermits can talk to/ interact with
C) She's relatively unknown in her server
D) She could cause unwanted bugs to appear if 'on' for too long

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U.P: All of these are pretty understandable. There's one in particular that I always use when people ask though, so yeah.

Ghost: If you need to stay unseen for long periods of time, why don't you take a page outta my book~?

PsychA: Oh, are we doing this again? Ok... Or do what I did... Uh... What most people say I did.

Seven: Or go through what happened to me.

Min-lub: Be like me, and you'll be either invisible, shunned or rejected wherever you go!

Nightingale: ... Disappear off of the list of 'safe servers'.

Magpie, U.P and AC: ...Are you guys alright-?

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24) Who is the one hermit that knows of Savi senpai's existence as an author in her world?

A) Cub
B) Mumbo
C) False
D) Joe

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AC: : D

Min-lub: Is it-

AC: MHM MHM MHM YES!! Emily senpai also, me thinks!

Min-lub: Aw! I see why you're happy.

Magpie: Ooo, is that Savi's wife as one of the options?

AC: Also yes!

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25) Which AUs have le ships sailed in?

A) P.N.N and Sacrifice AU
B) Shifted and Club AU
C) P.N.N and Club AU
D) L.O.A.H and HG AU

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AC: COUGH Expresso senpai, I gotchu shiiiips COUGH-

U.P: Hm. Ships. Will people be angry that you ship things?

AC: ... Considering this is HERMITTPAD, I should hope not OwO. FIVE QUESTIONS LEFT : D

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26) What was the Club AU originally meant to be?

A) Your average magic-wielding AU
B) A Theatre AU, where the hermits would perform slightly altered plays/ performances
C) War AU, with battle scenes and lots of angst
D) A travelling Circus AU, where each hermit had an act and stage name

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Nightingale: Wow, these sound really cool!

Ghost: What made you change it?

AC: I realised I knew nothing about the main subject of the Club AU's initial idea, and that it would require a load of unique clothing designs.

Min-lub: Yeah, all these options are much more complex than my AU now...

AC: You don't say... And I didn't think I could deliver such a big... Thingy. Especially as all of the AUs were meant to be short, because I didn't think you guys would take to them so well... I sometimes regret changing it. It was a decently developed concept idea too!

Seven: Who/ What was Min-lub originally supposed to be then?

PsychA: What was her backstory? What are the hermits like? Any antagonists?

U.P: What was her job and power?

AC: Well, if any readers ask, I'll be MORE than happy to answer ;3! Now, Seven, the plot goddess degrees thou shalt not listen to the next question.

Seven: ... Fine.

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27) How has Seven been getting away with trying to help all the hermits escape?

A) Her world is stuck in a constant time-loop, replaying the Games over and over, with no true end unless everyone survives
B) The Capitol collapsed ages ago, while the hermits were still trapped in the Hunger Games (the system that produces all the periodic surprises still runs)
C) She's delusional. There's no Hunger Games. The hermits are pretending they're in it to help her cope
D) It's a giant simulation, watched by moderators. She's the automated game-guide that gained more sentience than they bargained for.

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Nightingale: Those-Those are a... Bit angsty, don't you think?

Ghost: Oh nooo- I'm having an existential crisis about the last two-

U.P: Welcome to the HG AU! Where everyone who isn't suffering is a jerk!

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28) 我最喜欢的语言是什么? 为什么？

一) Le français, parce que -si vous voulez mon avis- je pense que c'est vraiment beau et très charmant!
二) 汉语，因为我已经学习了很多年，所以我会说很多中文！
三) Enbeimbaglca siisusc h e
四) !syas siht fo yna tahw aedi on evah I

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PsychA: ... Wdydt hoooh yui s?

AC: Parce que je peux!

Magpie: 而且很好玩！...... 对我们来说。他们会很烦。

Min-lub: !?no gniog si tahW

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29) Who will be very involved in the next chapter (if I'm able to deliver it, and this particular chapter is actually next)?

A) Cleo
B) Zedaph
C) Mumbo
D) Biffa

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U.P: Huh... Haven't heard of this one yet!

Magpie: I have! And... I expect the usual shenanigans!

AC: If I can actually write it. Don't get your hopes up... My motivation is as useful as a flint and steel while making a campfire...

Seven: ... Extremely useful?

AC: Sorry, I meant a flint and steel provided to students on week-long 'camping' expeditions by camp leaders-

Nightingale: Would that not-

PsychA: Wait for it.

AC: -Who ask you to make a fire out of the three sticks and one wad of cotton you've accumulated, in a teeny little damp forest clearing, with three other people who don't the the slightest about what you're supposed to be doing.

PsychA: There it is.

Ghost: Someone's salty...

AC: Those things are rigged, I swear... :<

Min-lub: How do you rig a flint and steel?

AC: With rain, mud and grasscuts- LAST QUESTION-

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30) Dear readers, out of curiosity, who are you most intrigued by/ who's world are you most intrigued by?

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AC: QUICK DESCRIBE YOUR WORLD WITH THREE ADJECTIVES/ A NICE DESCRIPTIVE SHORT SENTENCE: D-

Ghost: Evasive, strategic and haunted.

Nightingale: When Mom leaves the server for thirty minutes.

U.P: 'What if our characters came to life when we weren't here' combined with 'actor AU'.

Seven: Dangerous, deadly and wild.

Magpie: Hybrid appreciation, but with actual hybrids!

Min-lub: Discrimination, breaking the 'law' and creativity!

PsychA: Shifted, salty and... Xisuma's a little-.

AC: That was neither an adjective or a nice descriptive phrase.

PsychA: It's true though.

AC: ... Well, I'd love to give a counter argument, but oh no, we've run out of time! Guess we'll just have to end on one sentence... You caaaare about hiiiiim AH-

(-BEEEEEEEEEEEP-)

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(Author's note:

... One normal get-together. That's all I ask. ARGH.

Why are my children like this. I love it.

... Welp. Time to finish rendering this pre-recorded L.O.A.H episode, which say what genders my children are attracted to...)