Author's note
A promised AU short! Just as a lil break between the big Arc :3!

I present to you, one of the most light-hearted (and... Easiest to connect to the current AU in the future, if you... Get my gist~) AUs: the wonderful Life Of A Hybrid blog!

Oh, and just one note.

A super serious hybrid help page, from the hermits?

Heh. Yeah, no. Things shall go astray very soon, I bet y'all. But, without further ado...

Boop!
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Wednesday 3rd July, 2019

(Why, hello there! I guess I should say... Welcome to our blog!

A blog for what, I hear you ask? Well, a blog for telling the all the tales of being a hybrid: funny mishaps, good advantages, bad disadvantages, myth-busting, all of that stuff and more!

This blog will be run by several people, friends of mine, who are all different hybrids, so it may be a different person each time. We did this specifically to reach out to a better range if audiences, and try and address as many questions they may have as possible. Also because it was funny.

Anyway... C'mon, guys! Introduce yourselves!)

Hello. I'm Doc. Part creeper, part bot. I guess that makes me a dual-hybrid, I'm not entirely sure. (yeah. It does, Doc) I'll be focusing on facts, because I have no interesting stories.

Sup, I'm Python! Creeper snake hybrid, at your service, ready to give you all some great tales of PvP! Oh. And... Possibly commenting on others.

Hey, Cleo here! The resident magic meddling, potion messing zombie hybrid of the server. Mhm, that's me. Tales of dealing with being a hybrid shall be shared.

Tango. That's my name, if you didn't know- I'm a demon hybrid, which is really cool, but bad at the same time. I'll delve deeper into it soon!

My name is Biffa. I'm a bot (a MURDER bot!) hybrid, because I'm not entirely human or robot. I'm the oldest, I'll give tips and stuff.

Hey, the name's Jevin! Slime hybrid, and Cleo's potion-messer partner. I... Have no idea what I do, but I hope it'll be helpful?

HEYYY! It's Rendog! Werewolf! Also single, if you catch my drift- (REN STOP-)

Yeah, ok! Not taking anyone at the moment, yeah yeah, I'm not going to 'accidentally' forget... I'm not going to forget telling you guys the tales I have either!

(... Hm. And yet, I have the distinctive feeling that my precious hybrid friends will get quite distracted... But ah, well! This is a blog for the fun- to be relatable, and interesting, and full of silly pieces of advice! And if it turns out a little different... Then let it! Who says we must conform?!

Not me!

... Oh, and who am I, you ask? My name is Magpie, and I'm the editor of these guys. I'll be flitting about in the background, occasionally having my say, but aside from that, there's not much you need to know about me.

This background character wilt stay as such...

But as always... It's not all masks and mishaps~!)
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"... Hey, come here a sec..."

"Uh, sure, what's up?"

"I've been scouting around our friends' social media-"

"Stalker, much?"

"Oh, hush! Look, I didn't mean to, I just... Saw an interesting post, then got... Interested... And I found..."

"... 'Recent activities'- yeah, ok, definitely stalkerish."

"Just read it!"

"Ok, ok!... Oh... Ooo..."

"See my point now~?"

"... 'Recent activity on 'Life Of A Hybrid?'... I see why you're interested, yeah..."

"Wanna check it out with me?"

"Yup."

"Aha! OOO YES! Let's comment..."

"Mhm- oh, wait, we CAN'T. Look. 'You need to make an account to start reading, writing, commenting and supporting your favourite writers!'."

"... Want to both start accounts together?"

"... You betcha."