Ok, to make things clear (because I feel reeeally  bad), I read pretty much any story on Wattpad with the tag #hermitcraft , but using Google. So, I'm not able to comment unless I go through the long process of trying to remember the book name, going into Wattpad, entering it into the search bar and then commenting. The stories I saved were just the ones I first found on Google, so it kinda felt right to save them. It also helped with opening up to all y'all too lol.

I also don't follow anyone. I repeat, anyone, because again, it's a habit from the old 'don't follow anyone you don't know because they stranger' thing... But also because I guess I already get all dah new chapters SUPAH easy off of just clicking the 'new' tab in the Google version. The handful of peeps you see I follow are irl frens.

This means there are many senpais I haven't talked to yet... -sigh-... However, one I have been lucky enough to talk to and also adore is the lovely Rae, author of an epic art book and great oneshot book! And many great ideas... That... I may... Have... Expanded... On just this one that... I... Really liked... Um... Am... I am sorry if it sounds like I keep stealing things from her... Sorry... I... Hope I'm not...

(... I... S-Should... I also... Yeah, me 'stealing' (but not really stealing) headcannons is gon be a thing, ain't it...)

But yeah...

The girls have been noticing a few interactions between the guys looking something... A little more than friendship. Joe joins their discussion with a few moments of his own... But unbeknownst to the girls... He's not completely who they think he is...

Headcannons in this chapter
-This one's obvious. Joe gets along well with the girls, and is totally always welcome at their girls night out.
-It's tradition for one of the girls to 'somehow accidentally' let Ren or Iskall find out about the  girls night, who will then in turn (sometimes with back-up) try and join them. It's funny seeing the different plans they come up with. One time Ren tried using blackmail by grabbing the closest bag he could from inside the tent. He checked inside to see what it contained, before blushing quite a bit and throwing it immediately back into the tent, apologising profusely, letting False hit him and dragging a confused Iskall away quickly.
-Jevin really likes being hugged, especially unexpectedly, because not many people usually hug a slime. So we can all atttacc him later.
-One for me! I always make nicknames for my book characters that have hidden meanings, unless they already have a cool nickname. For example, I'm still going to call Stress the 'Ice Queen', because that's already her nickname. The hermits will, in the future, get something for figuring the meaning of their own nickname because I admire creative intelligence.
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In the girls' group chat, one message alerted the other two immediately.

False: Girls. We're having a night together. I have some things to tell you both that I think you'll want to know...

Stress: You know what, I do too! About the boys!

False: Wait really? That's what info I've got too!

Stress: Woah... Major tea...

Cleo: As we're on this topic, I've noticed a few things myself. I was saving them for later blackmail, but I'll make an exception for you girls! Let's save this for later though, Jevin and I are currently trying to decorate one of his places with armour-stands and he keeps trying to see what I'm texting...

False: Oh sure, good luck Cleo!

Stress: Don't let Jevin see!

And just like that, the plans were made... For later on. However, with the power of author majicks...

(Time skippu)0000000000000000000
"Ok... I think that's it! Unless you girls invited any of the boys..." False snickered, with Cleo and Stress joining in. In the relatively large tent (there were three girls, after all), pillows and soft blankets covered the floor in a sort of den, the girls' individual belongings scattered around in their respective sleeping areas. At this moment in time though, Stress and Cleo were huddled around the middle, waiting for False to finish placing the finishing touches on the sign outside.

It read 'Go away, unless you can prove to us girls that you're worthy.'

"Do you think any of the boys are going to try and get in again?" Stress piped up, referring to the long standing tradition that whenever the girls have a night-out, someone must try and join them.

Why?

... Because they have tea-

AHEM. ANYWHO.

"Well, duh. I wouldn't expect any less." Cleo muttered, shuffling up to let False sit down. "We should hurry with the sharing of information in case-"

"-Anyone crashes it? Yeah, that would be a good idea... I think I overheard Ren trying to persuade Doc to come over, because Iskall was already trying to get someone with a similar personality to help too. Something about 'not wanting to look repetitive, but still have a pattern', which still sounds just as redundant."

The new voice interrupted Cleo. A boy's voice, and one that all three girls recognised... However, instead of going 'full defence' (kinda) mode, they shared a small smile and immediately unzipped the tent-flap.

Joe thanked them and inserted himself into the triangle, now making it a square, placing his normal small bag of his belongings next to the entrance... So as not to have a recap of last time... (author's note: See above in 'Headcannons')

"Sorry I'm a tad late, ladies. I was in a bit of a hassle while trying to retrieve my signs back from Impulse earlier. Now... If I've remembered correctly... This girls night is to discuss... The boys...?"

"Oh, no no no no no, not in that way! None of us... Have a crush on the boys... Ew... No, we're actually going to be discussing who they have crushes on."

Joe chuckled at the immediate chorus of 'oh nooo's that followed. "Well, that's lucky, because I've noticed some cute moments with whom I hope would be some boys' crushes too!"

The three girls smiled, with False and Cleo sharing a smirk behind Stress. Blackmail seemed eminent now.

"Ok then. It's settled. We'll each give our suspected 'crush moments', and see if it's a ship or not. Why don't I go first... Oh, do you know about the time when Iskall and Grian got really jealous and protective of Ren and Mumbo?"

Stress nodded her head, having bargained with Iskall for the story, but Joe and Cleo shook their heads, which made sense. The two girls filled them in quickly, until they all agreed that Renskall and Grumbo were definitely ships.

"Ok, the next I've seen is with Doc and X, kinda..."
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False's Recount
I was going to the stock exchange to see if I could find Ren, but found only Doc present. He told me that Ren was just on his way, and was a little farther away from the shopping district than usual. Why, he didn't know.

We started having a chat about Ren, which then went on to the Civil War and team S.T.A.R, and to the members and... To a certain Xisuma. When I brought him up, I'd expected us to be done talking about him as fast as the others but... It stuck. It was almost as if... Doc really liked talking about X. This is Doc we're on about here too- the dude's not totally apathetic, per say, but... He... Enjoys... Things that are... A little different to us.

I myself have never seen him so... Cautious, with something. Like if he said something wrong, X would've heard him. It was then I had my suspicions, but I couldn't just ask him directly- he'd just decline. So... I asked him what he would've done if X was never in team S.T.A.R, if X was on G-team. If Doc would fight him... And he said, and I quote...

"I don't think I would've been able to bring myself to kill him."
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Another onslaught of silent-ish squealing from Stress came. "DocX is definitely a ship too! I swear I've never heard Doc speak so gently about someone! Awww... Oh, that brings me around to one of one of mine too!
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Stress' Recount
One day, I was just chilling out (author's note: Ha. Ha ha ha. G-Get it?) in the shopping district, when I saw Zed and Tango talking. They seemed super happy together, so I didn't interrupt them, and did a few purchases instead.

They were still chatting by the time I'd finished, and had even sat down next to Tek to the Skies. That was when the first part happened... I think Zed has said something to make Tango almost die with laughter, because that's what he started to do. I swear when Tango swung an arm around Zed's shoulders, they both blushed... Now that I think about it, Impulse's name might have been mentioned too, as they both blushed a little harder after...

Then Impulse zoomed over us all overhead, carrying what I'm now guessing was Joe's signs, and Zed and Tango were reduced to hysterics again...
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"... How would-"

"I thiiiink Tango's polyamorous, so yeah... I personally think ZIT is quite adorable too, how about you gi-"

"YEP."
"Totally!"

"Mhm! Speaking of possible poly relationships..." Cleo added, putting a finger on her chin to look more crafty.
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Cleo's Recount
As the girls already know, I was just with Jevin, and we were decorating one of his builds with armour-stands. He and I were also discussing what would happen if we did certain things to potions, and if what we could achieve through them. Jevin supposedly had been reminded about a prank he'd pulled on Biffa with Wels by this... But I can't help wondering if he just wanted an excuse to talk about them both.

Who knows?

(Author's notes: -coughs- He totally wanted an excuse to talk about them.)

He spoke in a way similar to how Doc speaks about X. I'm not going to tell you whole thing, because it'll take a tad too long, but... Did you know that Jevin really likes it when people hug him unexpectedly? Wels and Biffa always do it apparently: I think Jev appreciates it because not that many people would hug... Y'know... A slime person.

He started blushing when talking about this, and I was able to make him blush more by teasing him about that said knight duo. Oh, that and he literally fessed up as well when I asked if he liked them; yes, he's poly.
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High-fives were shared at the mentioning of the first, legitimate confession. Cleo smiled in slight pride.

"I suppose that speaks for itself, and what a intriguing turn of events for Jevin to confess of his own free will! That leaves us with only one pair left, aside from out TFC and Python, but I think we can all agree that they shouldn't really be shipped. Now... My turn to offer a cute moment to you ladies..."
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Joe's Recount
Convex. We all saw it coming, but I guess I was the lucky who saw it first. Before Impulse very rudely stole me signs, I was in the shopping district, which seems to be the shipping district right now. Probably because it's a common place, I'm not sure.

Anywho, I spotted Scar going from shop to shop, occasionally buying something and putting it into a shulker box. I watched him for a while, interested, and when he left the box for a bit I couldn't help sneaking a look at it. Nothing of interest was there, but it was clear from the literal difference of each material that it wasn't for him. A gift, maybe? It's what it looked like, especially with the adorable little poem and bunch of flowers.

Who for, now I wasn't sure... So naturally, I followed him and saw him place it... Yep, you guessed it, in front of an AFK Cub. I didn't stay to see the results in case Cub spotted me, but... I have a feeling that... The prince has found his knight, if you know what I'm saying...
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The girls looked at each other in confusion at this last, loud statement, but nevertheless confirmed Convex/Car as a ship. Then they started to chapter about all of the other ships they'd confirmed, and a tad more squealing ensued.

None of them noticed Joe nip out of the tent quickly.

"... Doc decided not to come, hm? That's ok, but Iskall and Ren can go now. Yes, I know you two heard nothing apart from what I just pretty much shouted, but what can I say? We're good at whispering." Joe said, staring directly ay the tree where the two guilty hermits were in. They groaned at the lack of information they had secured before flying off, not wanting Joe to get False on their tail.

However, instead of going back in immediately, Joe stayed staring up at the tree... And winked once, a very-not-like Joe smirk gracing 'his' features.

"I hope you've figured this one out, Cub. If not... Then yes, Scar was telling the truth. You can tell him about my main power if you want, and if you're going to talk to him now, tell dad I said hi... Oh... And that I'm wondering what creative ways you two think I can reveal myself to the rest of the server. Maybe a prank or two can be done."

With that, a lightly blushing Cub gasped and flew out of the tree in a flash, leaving 'Joe' giggling before he headed back into the tent.

The sign outside now read 'Go away, unless you can prove to the Ice Queen, Half and Mafiac that you're worthy.
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Author's notes
A visit to dad, and maybe a new father, is on my list now...

Also...

I drew- I drew a ting. Why is it so bad. How do you draw height difference quickly (and... Not too far away as to get a complete, not-blurred photo in the frame because Wattpad camera quality is trash-)

Y'all, I promise that I'm literally a childeth and can hug up to... Waist height/upper thigh height of most hermits. Aside from possibly Grian and Stress, who are... Around mid-section height.

I was incredibly tempted to put 'megalovania intensifies'...

Also how do y'all draw Doc so superbly what he looks like flooping brain what-

SCAR NO-