My quote book keeps growing so here you go

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Tango: "It seems safe but it's really not."
Pearl: "Like Austrailia!"

Scar: "Thats my Grain over there."

Grian: "Do you know what's not negative, it's this googety-giggidey-gong."

Ren: "This is your local Sand Daddy reporting-"

Tango: "Become- less alive"

False: "You've been alive too long."

Xisuma: "Working hard or hardly working?"
Scar or Ren, take your pick: "I'm hard-"

Cleo: "You have nice bones."

Grian: "I don't like ceiling fans I don't trust 'em"

Tango: "I bring warmth with me!"

Xisuma: "Are you here?"
Keralis: "I'm not here, I'm leaving"

xB: "You and your alone time"

Scar: "I thought I was dead- oh look at the sky!"

Cleo: "D'you guys wanna go play in the summoning circle?"
The entire rest of the server except for Grian: "No!"

Mumbo: "You guys don't have toilet cams?!"

Cleo: "Go go go! Go die!"

Also Cleo: "Just fucking put it in your pants!"

HoTgUy: "I'm enhancing my powers with drugs-"

Bdubs: "I don't like my shadows hard, it's very uncomfortable for me"

Doc: "Oh good I've been looking for some balls"

Ren, telling a story: "-buttcheeks flapping in the breeze-"

Tango: "Well fuck me twice and call me Sally-"

(This one is honorary)
Scott S. Major: "Bro I'm gay."
Joe: "Wait what?"

Ren, talking about Doc after he spent a week working on a farm with no sleep: "He looks like a failed sleep paralysis demon who resorted to meth and coke."

Gem, to Cleo: "Why are you fingering the Cheetos?"

Cleo: "Let's put Big Dick Daddy back in his hole."

Grian: *aggressively yelled* "You're gonna get a sex change, Jimmy!"

Keralis: "Fist me-"

Tango: "Fucking Lucky Charms!"

Cleo yet again: "You oversized bag of used condoms"

Grian: "Put your pants on, Scar!"

Scar: *bang* "ow fuck!"

Doc: "Stop grabbing my balls!"

Doc, pointing at Cleo: "She grabbed my balls!"

Keralis: "Oh my nipple-"

Grian: "I feel fine!"
Xisuma: "You ate a battery!"
Grian: "I'll eat another one, watch me!"

Keralis: "Come on xB just fist me already!"

Cleo: *deepthroats a pretzel*

Tango: "Fuck in the general direction of off-"

Gem, passive aggressively: "I'm gonna lick your toes"

Iskall: "Thicker than a snicker, heavy as a Chevy"

Doc: "Can I have my balls back?"
Cleo: "No they're mine now."

Tango: "I am going to shove this ice up y-*gets muted*"

Keralis, holding a trombone: "I'm gonna be the best boner ever!"

Tango: "I'm high but I'm not that high!"

Cleo: "Suck my weiner sideways!"

Scar: "Shut up Grian, I'll light you on fire."

Jevin: "I'm delicious all of the time, what do you mean?"

Keralis: "The boniest boner"

Pearl: "Stop fingering me!"
Gem: "You fingered me first!"

Grian: "Let's take some drugs to celebrate!"

Ren: "I am hard! I'm trying!"

Impulse: "Where are you?"
Tango:  "I'm in your butt-"

Xisuma: "Guys, what did I say about looking up satanic rituals during meetings?"

Jevin: "Gender is a performance, and I plan on getting booed off the stage."

Ren: "Speaking of things I can get behind-"

Cleo: "I've gotten you erect, congratulations"

Mumbo: "The screeching crevice strikes again!"
(I know this one is literally from Mumbo but it's still funny)

Gem: "Please don't finger my butter!"

Grian: "I will suck your finger. Aggressively."

Keralis: "So every time we want to remember TFC, we just squeeze his balls a bit"

Ren: "Stick a ham bone up my ass and let the cyotes have me"

Tango: "TL;DR: pancake nipples"

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I HAVE WAY TOO MANY QUOTES OMG

Also just realizing that most of these are Cleo- oh well I feel like she would say most of them anyway XD

Enjoy! Also once I have more quotes I'll post a part four to this little series I have going on :)

- C4C