This is the third part in the zit wedding.
The first part was my "1k special"

I started writing this at the beginning of October and completely hated half of what I had written and started rewriting it....

Second part was
"tango and Zedaph get wedding dresses"

Now the moment we have been waiting for
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Just remember this is their Minecraft personas!
3rd person POV:

Today was the day, the day the hermits were all excited for. They remember clearly when they all embarrassed Impulse when they meddled when he proposed to Tango and Zedaph.

Since today would be their wedding day, Xisuma was pulling a few last minute strings as a surprise for the trio. He was whitelisting one person he knew the three would be surprised to see. Though he was putting a lot more restrictions as they are not a hermit.

Impulse, Tango, and Zed were at their respective bases getting ready.

XBC was helping Impulse get ready,

"You're already done, yellow bow tie and all."
"Let's Just Hope the other two are having an easy enough time as we did"

"No lets hope that those helping them don't rage quit."

"Truth"

False and Cleo were helping Tango, with their own amusement.

"Tango you Are a dumbass you realize this right?" Cleo laughed.

"I know"

"HOLD STILL YOU SHORT BASTARD" False grumbled as she attempted to put eyeliner on him.

"Tango this will go faster if you sit still!" Cleo barked while painting his nails? No Claws? A shimmery red color.

"I finished your make up, now close your eyes and mouth." False instructed before spritzing his face with a setting spray.
"I still can't believe my little brother is getting married, even though he's a disaster."

"I'm not that much younger than you falsie!"

Soon they finished getting him ready and he was getting more nervous, he never thought this day would come.

Stress and Ren were helping Zedaph, more so struggling to brush his wooly hair.

"DO YOU EVER BRUSH IT DUDE!? THAT WAS THE THIRD BRUSH THAT HAS GOTTEN STUCK IN YOUR HAIR MY DUDE!" Ren grumbled frustrated.

"Ey Ren, what if we need to use a different brush? Is hair is quite similar to sheep's wool." Stress said making a realization.

"You May be right."

"Zed do you still have any brushes you used for sheep?"

"I in fact do, I was going to tell you that would be better to use, but I just let you do your own thing."

"This makes loads a difference. It's actually untangling it."

After maybe ten more minutes of brushing his hair was soft and smooth.

"Zed you are beautiful and going to have a fantastic wedding."

Back at the town hall, Bdubs was quite busy putting up last minute decorations, bouquets of red, pink and yellow flowers. And Joe was setting up the alter. The already moved the throne to make more walking space.
Underneath the town hall where, the auction was held, a few small tables were being set up by scar and cub for the revenue.

Everything was now ready and the rest of the hermits were arriving. Quickly everyone was seated and people quieted down. And they waited for the ceremony to start.

Impulse stood at the front with Joe near the alter and a few minutes later, Etho started playing "here comes the bride(s)" on a kazoo.

Tango walked in from the left, Zed the right. Skizz just sat there with his jaw dropped, surprised to see the two in dresses. He still supported them, he was only surprised because he wasn't expecting it.

"Y'all were gathered here today to witness the bonding of three idiots. Much like atoms of opposite polarities, these three were attracted to each other in the name of love." Joe didn't know what he was supposed to say so he was bullshitting it. In the back ground you could hear faint kazoo music.

Jellie ran up to the alter holding a pillow with 3 identical rings. "You May exchange y'all's vows:)"

"Vows?" The three were confused before all getting the realization they would all need to bullshit that.

You could hear the face palming from the girls and Xisuma.

"Ok then, y'all can skip that part if you want...? I don't know how this works."

They just nodded, not wanting to words. They'll write them later. It'll be fine.

(How the fuck do wedding work I tried looking it up and it was too complicated for my mere cave goblin brain to understand.)

"This is gonna Hold no legal binding whatsoever, but you do you. Anyways, do you ImpulseSV take Tango and Zedaph your lovely wedded spouses?"

"Yea— I do"

"Do you Tango Tek take Impulse and Zedaph to be your lovely wedded spouses?"

"Absolutely with out a dou— I do"

"Do you Zedaph take Impulse and Tango to be your lovely-"

"YES"

"And we're the impulsive ones Zed?" Impulse asked with a slight chuckle.

"I don't think it's possible to do the whole kissy bit, so hugging is the next best thing?" Joe asked confused.

They hugged, it was cute.

"IMPULSE!"
"I'm so happy for ya bud! I had received quite a last minute invite. And I knew 2 things, 1. It would be beautiful and it was I'm so happy for you, 2. That is would be a disaster and a half, and it was and greatly amused me."

"Thanks skizz. Glad you could make it, I didn't even know you would be coming to this..."

Tango interrupted,
"We May not have cake but we do have pizza, sooooooo enjoy that. :3"

With that one word everyone ran down to the under part of town hall, pizza, the life force of a hermit.

Overall the day was great, that night the three were in Tangos starter house, as is was in the middle of their three bases. It was just many hugs and cuddles. As tango slowly got more tired, he begins to loose the somewhat of a filter he has

"Tango, you looked great today." Impulse complimented.

"You looked very nice in yellow" tango muttered sleepily.

"Tango I always wear yellow?"

"Ok I think it's time for you to sle-" Zed said before being interrupted.

"No sleep, only cuddle" tango muttered slightly slurred.

"That's not how that works" impulse laughed slightly amused.

"Cuddleificate-*snore*" Impulse and Zed laughed as the last that's the last thing he said before promptly falling a sleep.

About 1000 words.
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This took way longer than I would have liked ;-;
A month and a half
I think I rewrote it 3 times?

Also please do not yell at me I have no idea how weddings work ;-;

Let this be chaotic <3

Much love,
SharkBait.