Trigger warnings: implied ship

This is based off of Zedaph's first episode of season 7. And yes this is almost a word for word transcription of like the first minute and a half of that video, but not really I like to imagine he is telling Impulse and Tango his journey after starting season 7 that day.

Zed's POV:
As you know we started off on a painfully small island, so I did the only thing I could do, I jumped in the water and started swimming my little heart out. Oh my goodness there were already drowned. I continued swimming and I decided to continue to continue swimming. After swimming some more I purposefully chose to swallow some sea water. Then I though maybe the biome had changed, but oh no never mind I was just swimming behind impulse.
*Impulse budding in:zed your lucky I love you*
Anyways, with a belly full of what I hope was only ocean, I climbed up onto the shore. I copped down a tree with a chicken heavily judging me, and got all my tools lined up in a nice little row. I got pretty hungry, so I looked around for some food, the judgements like chicken sounded pretty good but of course now I couldn't find it. Reluctantly I resorted to a kelpie dinner, but I couldn't eat it raw because that would be just gross, so I cooked it and yep it was delicious... then the chicken returned. I proceeded to look for a cave, which I discovered feet first. I found coal, coal, iron, got shot at by a skeleton, and some more coal. Then I made my way over to a lovely little spot where I settled down.
*Impulse and Tango being confused as to how they love this man: well that was an interesting start to say the least.... but we love you anyway.

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This was inspired by Zedaph's  episode 1 of season 7. Mostly the first like 2 minutes of it. The only thing I could think of after watching that part was, what if instead of telling the viewers he was telling Impulse and Tango... yeah this was probably a little dumb and I feel like this is too large of quote to play off as a quote sooo... But this is a reminder I am not taking credit for the part where Zedaph is explaining his journey. That was about 95% his own words from his own video.
I just had the thought of making it like a conversation... plz don't be mad....

But for now, Keep swimming my little fishies!
         Best regards,
              SharkBait.
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