So I really want to do more with Iskall soo enjoy

Iskall's POV:
I have soo many bones from my skeleton farm that I decided to be an annoying door to door salesmen.
I stopped at Mumbo's hobbit hole to try and sell him some bones. He seemed interested and how did he already have diamond gear?
"So it would normally be 2 diamonds per stack, but because your a fellow architect I will make you a deal of 2 diamonds for 2 stacks of bones. How does that sound? Twice the amount of bone for the same price." He was rummaging through his chests I hoped he was looking for diamonds. But what I did not expect was him basically play an uno reverse card on me....
"I'll give you 12 bamboo for 1 stack." The mustached man spoke up after mumbling to him self for like two minutes.
"Wait what.... uhhhh you feeling ok dude?" I asked a bit confused.
"Nah I'm fine. But 12 bamboo has your name written on it." He smiled a cheeky smile.
"Uhhh sure I guess..." I said still confused. We exchanged the goods, and I went on my way still confused as to what just happened.

Time skip (brought to you by Mumbo being feral)

The next day Mumbo messaged me on the communicator some coordinates and said to meet him there in 15 minutes.
So I went to the coordinates and noticed there was some sort of out door temple, and Mumbo was no where to be found... I looked around there were chests and dispensers and a bell. I mumbled out loud
"Do I really want to know what this is?"
"Hello Iskall!" Mumbo said after swooping down from the top of a tall jungle tree.
"What?" I couldn't even get another word out before he started speaking.
" Do me a favor and eat this cookie then ring the bell." He said quickly.
I ate the cookie and rang the bell like he said to, I was confused as to why I was doing it but ya know common sense is a thing for the weak.
"It feels like I'm about to get into some sort cult..." I added after eating the cookie.
" good now set this wood on fire." He added.
"Uhhh ok..." I said still very confused.
"CONGRATULATIONS! YOUR IN!" He yelled.
"...." I'm speechless.
"HERMIT CHALLENGES INITIATION!" He yelled.
"Hermit what... !?" I said even more confused.
"Hermit challenges, where hermits challenge each other for fun!" He said excitedly.
"Just write a few challenges on those pieces of paper, and place them in that dispenser. They can be anything. I'll do the same but I'll put them into that dispenser over there." He said smiling.
I wrote a few on the papers and placed them in said dispenser.
He then told me to press the button on top of the dispenser that he put papers into. I did and I looked at the paper and read outloud 
" mine 10,000 blocks... do I have to do this...!?" I said questioning his sanity. He pressed the button on the dispenser that I put papers into.
"Get a pet parrot." He said smiling.
"So what now?" I asked.
"Just throw the paper into the fire." He answered.
" bye the way this has to be done by the end of the week." He added.
"What!?" I squeaked.
So I threw the paper in the fire confused as hell.
" ok then..." I said as he flew off with out saying any thing. And now I have to go mine ten thousand blocks.

Time skip (brought to you by, mega slime farm of doom)

It's been a week and I invited Mumbo over to see that I mined ten thousand blocks.
He was impressed.
I asked him to show me his pet parrot.
"Show me Your parrot then. And we can end this stupid Hermit challenges."
"End them? It's only just begun my friend. Your going to be very much impressed with my professionalism here." He said smiling.
He is showing me a chicken named parrot....
"It's a bit bigger than yours. In fact my parrot is bigger than yours which is pretty impressive. And it lays eggs." He said cheekily.
I burst out laughing!
"THIS IS A CHICKEN!?"
"It's a double sized parrot"
"Mumbo this is a chicken, this is not a double sized parrot this is a chicken you renamed parrrot. You've even tied it up..."
"I wouldn't want it getting away, Look at this Prize winning parrot dude. Look at your pathetic parrot compared to my parrot." He said still smiling
"...."
"Can your 'parrot' sit on your shoulder?"
"It's a strong independent parrot it don't need no man."
"No! No it cannot you know why because it's not a parrot! You've literally renamed a chicken!"
"And it don't need to sit on no ones shoulder"
"It's not a fat parrot! It's a chicken! You have failed. MUMBO JUMBO MUSTACHED MAD MAN YOU HAVE FAILED HERMIT CHALLENGES!"
"I HAVE NOT!"
"You have renamed a chicken!"
"I have not renamed a chicken! It's a parrot it's clearly a parrot! And it's far bigger than your parrot! Just look" he retaliated while spamming the bell.
"YOU HAVE RENAMED A CHICKEN IT IS NOT A PARROT!" I yelled ringing the bell
" well glad that's all settled then" he said calmer.
"What do you mean...!?"
"You Rang the bell." He said smiling.
"........" and he's gone. I'm starting to seriously question if he is ok....
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Ren invited me over to referee some thing him and Doc are doing over in the mesa biome.
I went because Ren is my friend. But whatever is was I would support him.

I was not expecting him and doc to be dressed up as cowboys talking like they were from a western. And Ren even built up an old Wild West themed town.
So as it turns out they had this little game/ bet to see who could put live the other, basically both of them have had zero deaths, and both wanted to be the the last one standing.... they wanted me to witness this so there would be no cheating as they performed a cowboy standoff...

So I played along...
"Alright now I want a fair match, you will stand back to back, each take ten steps forward, and then When I ring this here bell you will turn around and shoot each other with the arrows. You have both drank a potion of weakness. Last one standin wins." I said in my best cowboy accent.
"Ready?" I asked reassuringly. They nodded
"alright now start takin those steps"
When they were in position I waited a moment. Then I rang the bell.
They turned around. Doc had his bow out first and was already aiming to shoot Ren.
Poor Ren he wasn't quick enough.
Before I could blink Ren was hit with an arrow and had fallen to the ground. The two started talking in an incoherent cowboy talk. Ren got his first death of season.
I looked at Doc as to ask wth just happend.

And it was at this moment that I realized this was going to be a long

About 1,200 words.
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I honestly feel like iskall is going to go mad this season. I've had nothing to do all day soo I've just been writing. And this book at the time of publishing this is soo close to a hundred reads, and it's only been a book since like three days ago. Thank you all soo much for reading. I honestly did not expect this.

But for now, keep swimming my little fishies!
       Best regards,
            SharkBait.