Mumbo: *screaming into the void*
Grian: *screams louder to assert dominance*
Xisuma: should we stop them
Iskall: nah I want to see who wins

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Scar: *sneezes like a kitten*
Cub: awww you have kitten sneezes!
Scar: *stares at Cub annoyed*
Cub: are you trying to be threatening because your still adorable.

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Ren: *singing*
Doc in his head: say he's good... no say he's okay.
Doc: your gay
Doc: shit...

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Xisuma: how come whenever something happens it's always you three or you three?
Tango:
Impulse:
Bdubs:
Mumbo:
Iskall:
Grian: we are the definition of chaos.

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Mumbo: why Grian. Why are you like this?
Grian: if I'm being perfectly honest I don't know.

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Zedaph: what did you think was running through my veins?
Impulse: coffee
Xisuma: Red Bull
Iskall: 5 hour energy
Tango: a combination of all three.

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Joe: turns out Cleo both talks in her sleep and sleep walks...
False: what does she say?
Cleo: *alseep* what the fuck did you say. I'm gonna break your legs...
Cleo: *runs into wall* square the fuck up thot.
False: oh...

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Scar: *on top of a tower of chests*
Grian: uhh what are you doing?
Scar: I'm an almighty warrior!
Grian: yeah I'm calling cub...

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*on the tea cup ride at Disney*
Iskall & Stess: *spinning slowly chatting*
Tango, Impulse & Zedaph: *screamimg** spinning at the speed of light and gets yeeted into the stratosphere*

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Impulse: did it hurt...
Tango: when I fell from heaven... seriously you to be more creative.
Zedaph: no when you rose from hell? Cause your smoking
Tango: are you calling me hot?
Impulse: NO YOUR ON FIRE YOU OBLIVIOUS SWINE!

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Iskall: you played me like a fiddle!
Mumbo: fiddles are hard to play, I played you like the cheep kazoo you are.

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Xisuma: wanna see a butterfly?
Doc: please don't
Xisuma: *throws butter*

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Stress: *angry* you don't know what I'm capable of
Everybody else: don't take this personally but I feel like I'm being threatened by a cupcake.

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Xisuma: what is the stupidest thing you've done?
Grian & all of team ZIT: bold of you to assume I've reached peak dumbass.

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Xisuma: what were you thinking before you did this?
Grian:
Tango:
Impulse:
Zedaph:
Doc:
Ren:
Mumbo:
Iskall:
Cleo:
Bdubs:
Scar:
Cub:
False:
Joe: they probably didn't think at all.

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TFC: in every group there's the dumb one.
Everybody: *points at grian*
Grian: really

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Xisuma: *sorta singing?* fuck this shit I'm out.
Xisuma: *yeets self into the void*

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Scar, Cleo, false, Zed, tango, grian, and ren: we got you a present!
Joe: *opens gift to reveal a mug that
says #1 Dad* do you guys seriously see me as a father figure?
Joe: ok fine. it's like crack to me!

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Grian: * licks the cookie Mumbo was about to eat* I licked it there for its mine.
Mumbo: *licks Grian*
Grian: *blushing* you smooth bastard

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Keralis: how's the most beautiful person doing today?
Bdubs: idk how are you
Keralis: *chokes on air* I'm good

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Doc: you must have a strong force of gravity, because I can't help but be attracted to you.
Ren: * oblivious* what does that even mean? You know I don't understand smart people stuff.
Doc:...

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Grian & Zedaph: let us make this clear
Grian & Zedaph: we don't know things
Grian & Zedaph: we don't get stuff
Grian & Zedaph: and we don't understand things

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