GUESS WHO DISCOVERED THE INCORRECT HERMITS ON TULBLR 😅😅😅
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Cleo: some people are like slinkies
Joe:....
Cleo: they aren't really good for anything, but they bring a smile to my face when I push them down a flight of stairs. 😇
Joe: NO!

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Etho: I just inhaled an entire can of febreeze and I'm tripping balls rn
XBC: oh my god why would you do that?
Etho: better question, how am I still alive?

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Xisuma: how many children do you have?
Joe: biologically, legally, or emotionally? Because there IS a difference.

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Tango: Friendly reminder that planet earth is a dense molten core encased in a layer of solids and therefore is, technically speaking, is a ravioli.
Impulse: im literally begging you to stop.
Zedaph: Wait, let him finish.

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Iskall: so when exactly did you loose your mind?
Mumbo in season 7: hmm... three months ago. I woke up one morning married to a pineapple.
Mumbo: an ugly pineapple
Mumbo: *sigh* but I loved her

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Xisuma: lets do what every logical man would do in this situation.
Everyone: *runs in screaming*

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Impulse: you can't harm me.
Tango and Zedaph: no, but we can annoy you.

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Xisuma: how did non of you hear what I just said?
Zedaph: I've been zoned out for the last 2 hours.
Grian: I got distracted half way through.
Tango: ignoring you was a conscious decision.

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Xisuma: so what state do you live in?
XBC: constant anxiety
Doc: annoyance
Ren: perfection
Joe:...
Joe: Tennessee...?

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Grian: I did dumb stuff
Scar: I watched him do the dumb stuff.
Zedaph: I recorded the dumb stuff.
Tango: I joined in on the dumb stuff.
Xisuma: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!

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No one:
NPC Grian: R U S T I C H O U S E!!

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Iskall: butter is just food lotion
Stress: what the hell is wrong with you!?

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Mumbo: How many Grians does it take to change a light bulb?
Iskall: Just one
Iskall: but the real question is how many ladders does he need?
Grian: *offended noises*

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Bdubs: *staring dead pan into the camera with a microphone in his hand* and here we see the endangered Doctorius Monsterus in its natural habitat.
Doc: *falls down stairs, spilling his cereal everywhere*
Bdubs: natural selection is coming for this specimen.
Doc: *sits up and glares at the camera* IM GOING TO DEBONE YOU LIKE A FUCKING TROUT!

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