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Iskall: Thanks for watching our dog
Doc: no problem where is he?
Ren: *crashes through ceiling* BARK BARK BITCH

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Jevin: you wouldn't dare
Wels: oh but I would
Wels: *places down +4 which was also his second to last card* UNO
Jevin:
Jevin: *tackles Wels*

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Joe: don't break peoples hearts they only have one.
Cleo: break their bones they have a lot of those

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Scar: do you wanna see how tough I am?
Cub : n-
Scar: *punches wall*
Scar: please take me to the hospital

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Impulse: is something burning?
Tango: Just my love for you
Impulse: im flattered but the toaster is on fire.

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Joe: I'm at a loss of words
Cleo narrating: he was in fact not at a loss of words for he kept talking for another 3 hours.

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Impulse holding a bleeding out Tango: Tango please how hurt are you.
Tango:
Zedaph: I got this *pushes impulse to the side*
Zedaph: Tango, if you're max hp was 200 what's your current hp?
Tango: 10

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Doc: ladies and gentlemen is unnecessarily gendered, overly formal, very long, I'm already asleep.
Doc: Cowards, on the other hand is for both genders, not too formal, short, to the point, and dramatic.

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Joe: Cleo get out of the tank
Cleo: you're not my daddy
Joe: get out of the fucking tank, I am your dad
Cleo: you're not my dad
Joe: i am your dad
Cleo: I'm in a tank and your not
Joe: get out of the tank
Cleo: I'm literally in a tank and your not! Your not my dad
Cleo: tell me it's a militant I don't give a fuck
Joe: literally get out of the tank, get out of the fucking tank
Cleo: no

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Impulse: you two are so immature.
Zedaph: your FACE is immature!
Zedaph: *highfives Tango*

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Grian: yeah you're verified on Twitter. But are you verified in the eyes of PeSkY bIrD.

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*air horn sound*
*air horn sound*
Stress: *tired from everyone else in the jungle*
This isn't deodorant.

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Grian: I'm such an idiot...
Mumbo:
Grian:
Mumbo: if your waiting for me to disagree with you it's going to be a long night...

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Impulse: *looks over at Tango and Zedaph*
Impulse: apparently my type is dumb blondes.

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Tango: *takes mumbos mustache*
Tango: haha mine now
Mumbo: *takes mustache back*
Tango: *crys*
Tango: *becomes super villain*

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Etho: you get some bees!
Etho: and you get some bees!
Xisuma: the bees are my thing...

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