This is my 150th part in this book! This book has been going on for a little over two years!

As of currently writing this it has:

96,700 reads

2,670 votes

Around 2000 comments

And a read time of 7 hours and 50 minutes

Thank you to every one who has decided to read this, thank you to everyone who has decided to vote or comment! I read every comment! The past two years with this book!

So celebrating this mile stone with an extra long incorrect quotes! Because y'all love 'em!

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TFC: does anyone here know how to pick locks?
Tango: Stress does!
TFC: Stress?
Tango: she's also really good with poisons and explosives, apparently she went through a rebellious phase.
TFC: that is terrifying information.

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Grian: this bitch? Empty.
Scar: road ahead? Works.
Etho: chickens? All them.
Tango: shavacado? Fre.
Pearl: Ms. shaquisa? Fuckin dead.
Ex: orange soda? Strawberry.
Hels: croissant? Dropped.
Xisuma: I have no idea what they are saying, but I'm scared.

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Impulse: is there anything you would like to say to the camera?
Zedaph: penis! *runs into door*

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Hels: I AM THE RIGHTEOUS HAND OF GOD
Ex: AND I AM THE DEVIL YOU FORGOT
Badtimes: ignore them. They're just idiots who think they are able to destroy the world. They couldn't harm a fly.

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Iskall: BDUBS, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
Bdubs: A diorite tower.....
Iskall: dishonor on you! Dishonor on your family! DISHONOR ON YOUR HORSIES!
Bdubs: not the horsies

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Xisuma: I think you make a lot of people nervous.
Impulse: that's because they're all a bunch of bitch-ass white boys.
Wels:
Xisuma:
Wels: I hate to break this to you, but you're also a bitch-ass white boy.

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Zedaph: Your honor. Members of the jury. Police security man guy. The defendant. Me. The lady in the fifth row with the weird hat. No I am not stalling for more time.

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Joe: see that ball of fire in the sky? That's the sun, it goes by many names: apollos lantern, day moon, old blazy. The important thing is never touch it.
Cleo: I know what the sun is.
Joe: yes, now you do.

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Tango: bugs bunny taught me that murder is ok if you've been inconvenienced in anyway.

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Iskall: sometimes I look up to the sky and see all those stars, and it makes me think of stealing a street sign.
Etho: you believe in stars? Fool, those are the holes poked into the container so we can breath.

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Wels: are you drunk?
Hels: ....no
Wels: mmmhm. So then why aren't you able to focus?
Hels: I ate the funny mushrooms in the Nether, now the walls are spinning. Lmao.

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Grian: my ideas come at me like a deranged lizard. Sometimes it's only mildly questionable. And other times it's wanting to steal a traffic light from mars.

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Xisuma: you kidnapped Pearl? That's illegal!
Grian: but Xisuma, what's more illegal? Briefly Inconveniencing Pearl. Or destroying out dreams?
Xisuma: Kidnapping Pearl, Grian.
Keralis: Xisuma, listen, whatever I may think of you right now- these guys are counting on you to inspire them!
Xisuma: What, Kidnap people?!!!?!
Keralis: To work together!
Xisuma: TO KIDNAP PEOPLE!?!?!?!??????
Cleo: Xisuma, we all agreed a celebrity is not a people.

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Mumbo: goodnight moon
Mumbo: goodnight tree
Mumbo: goodnight ghosts only I can see.

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Ren: *throwing stones at Doc's window* hey! HEYY!
Doc: you have a phone for a reason!
*loud thunk*
Doc: DID YOU JUST THROW YOUR PHONE AT MY WINDOW?!

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Cleo: it's my god given bisexual right to be dramatic!

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Jevin: *sloshes into the room slimily and boogishly*
Hypno: mmm don't like that.
Jevin: *sloshes boogishly towards Hypno at immense speeds*

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Zedaph: I've never banished any lobsters to the sea. They banished me to the land!
Tango: what the fuck are you talking about?

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Keralis: you love me right bdubs?
Bdubs: normally I would say yes. But I don't like where this is going.

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Tfc: I know you snuck out last night Tango.
Impulse, to tango: play dumb.
Tango: Who's Tango?
Impulse: not that dumb

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Gem: what's your biggest weakness.
Jevin: I can be uncooperative.
Gem: could you give an example.
Jevin: no.

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*during the apocalypse*
Wels: I say we stick together and ration resources
Jevin: If we run out of food I say we sacrifice Hypno.
Grian: Cleo is plan C, she's part of their species, maybe we could send her as some kind of diplomat.
Cleo: I'm not seducing them.
Xisuma: Guys, just because the store was out of marshmallows doesn't mean that this is the apocalypse.
Ex: YES IT DOES!!!

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Tango: I am the most powerful witch!
Impulse: you threw a bag as pretzels and called it a distraction spell.
Tango: WELL IT WORKED

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Grian: I don't think children are very kind
Tango: they're not. They are brutally honest. And I think you're ugly.
Grian: ........ you act like a child.
Tango: I'm aware.

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Bdubs: I get the feeling you don't like me.
Doc: no I like you, you're just annoying as fuck.

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Iskall: Ren, you dress gay.
Ren: ok good, that's what I was going for.