XB: what are you doing?
Etho: laying in bed listening to music
XB: nice what kind?
Etho: it's memory foam.
XB: no like who's your favorite artist?
Etho: Picasso

*in a Starbucks*
Barista: next!
Ren: *panicking* uhh one fettuccine avocado
Barista: ...cappuccino macchiato?
Ren: ok

Iskall: did it hurt-
Mumbo: when I fell from heaven? Seriously you need to get better pick up lines...
Iskall: no when you ran into that wall... we all saw, you spoon

Tango: you have nice hands.
Zedaph: thanks?
Tango: they'd look better wrapped around my-
Impulse panicking: WRAPPED AROUND THE BIBLE PRAISE THE LORD

Ren: X have you seen doc?
Xisuma: no....
Iskall: is that him in the dumbster? I see his red lights...

Cleo: the more dough you add to the cookies, the better the chance they merge into one cookie. Therefore you don't have to share the one cookie. It's your cookie. You made it. Be proud of the cookie. No one can take your cookie. And if they do? Skin them alive and bake their tears into the next cookie!
Joe: who hurt you?
Tango: WAIT WHERES ZEDAPH?!
Cleo: he tried to take my cookie
Zedaph: *locked in a closet* NO I DID NOT! LIES I SAY! LIES!

Xisuma: why does every one think Zed is innocent?
Tango: he's too happy & cuddly and must be protected.
Ex: he has literally committed genocide with me. How is he cuddly?

Hels: sometimes I seriously consider filling my pockets with glitter. And when ever someone says something stupid, I'll just reach into my pocket with a dead expression and throw it up into the sky, and watch it showed over them like a baptism of stupid.

Bdubs: *annoyed* where you ever dropped on the head as a baby?
Doc: bold of you to assume I was ever held.

False: *looking at the boomers* I gotta say, after peanut butter and jelly, my favorite combination of two things is probably gross incompetence and high explosives.

Xisuma: hey guys... what's a himbo?
Grian with out hesitation: Ren

The girls: pretty cute?! Bitch we're goddesses!
Stress: actually I'm cute.
Cleo: this is true!

Grian: if you were a fish what would you be?
Zedaph:*without hesitation*  humuhumunukunukuapua'a a type of Hawaiian trigger fish for the sole reason I want to watch people cry when they try to pronounce my name.

Impulse: *in a high pitched voice* FEAR MY HELIUM BITCHES AHHHHHHH

Iskall: bisexuals are not confused!
Cleo: actually I am confused. I don't know how to do redstone or how mob mechanics work, or if you should wash color cloths with hot or cold water, or how
Iskall: BISEXUALS ARE CONFUSED ABOUT A LOT OF THINGS BUT THEIR SEXUALITY AINT ONE!

Tango: you know what? you're in time out. Get on top of the fridge
Impulse: *climbing on top of the fridge* this house is a fucking nightmare

Stress: Turn That frown upside down :)
Doc: *does a hand stand* bEtTeR?
Stress: ;-;