Incorrect quotes but it's out of context quotes that my friends and I have said

Warning: slight NSWF/ possible lime?
I'm sorry

Iskall: if I had tits I- oh nevermind I have man tits.

Wels: im singing sea shanties and committing assault.
Hels: please stop! I'm sorry. I don't want to hear wellerman anymore!
Wels: *beating Hels with a bat* SOON MAY THE WELLERMAN COME TO BRING US SUGER AND TEA AND RUM!

Cleo: I am a pirate, I can not read.
Joe: yes you are pirate daddy

Zedaph: ah yes my favorite hobby, genocide

Ren: what the hell Are Jobs?
Stress: idk I think it's what adults are supposed to be doing.
Iskall: wtf is an adult?

Mumbo: a short persons neck is a great handle to throw them!
Grian: I feel threatened.

Impulse: I SWEAR TO GOD CHILD, DO NOT TICKLE ME!
Tango: *laughing sadistically* you like this don't you.
Impulse: NOOOOO

Zedaph: I guess I'm daddy.

Ren: dumb and honey fuck me im bologna

Tango: GO BACK I WANT TO BE MONKEY!

Iskall: I'm not a he, I'm not a she, I AM AN ELDRITCH HORROR MADE OF PASTA

Jevin: don't ask me I'm the unvaccinated middle school dropout.

XBC: I want to go beat up children in Roblox.
Etho: omg no don't do that, Roblox is disgusting! Go beat up children somewhere else

Tango: my two attacks are tree branch and dad jokes.
Impulse: wait what?
Tango: *smacking Impulse with a giant tree branch* why don't you make like a tree and leave?

Etho: pick up the fucking berries Beefers, I will chase you to hell!
Beef: ok. Ok I picked up the berries.

Zedaph: wait potatoes have bones?
Impulse & Tango: *dying of laughter* Are you ok?
Zedaph: ok after a quick google search I can confirm potatoes do not have bones.
Impulse & Tango: *wheezing*

Mumbo: to be honest I don't know where the fuck I am.