Guys my brain had another idea in its sleep deprived state!
My brain: HERMITS TELLING DAD JOKES!!!!
Me: I like this idea let's do it.

Trigger warnings: slight cringe is to be expected.
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Xisuma's POV:
It's been a fairly slow day, and I was starting to get a little bit bored. I decided on going to see what the other hermits were up too. While flying over to the shopping district I got a idea that could keep me entertained for hours I'll tell the hermits some dad jokes.

The first hermit I found was Scar over in his Chest monster shop.
"Hey Scar, wanna hear a joke?" I asked
"Sure, why not." He smiled
"Why is Peter Pan always flying?"
"I don't know Xisuma," he responded.
"He Neverlands!" I gave the punch line. He chuckled at that one
"Thanks Xisuma, that- that was good. Have a nice day which what ever your trying to accomplish." He said smiling.
"Alrighty then I'll see you later."

After flying some more flying I ran into Joe.
"Well howdy there Xisuma, how are you doing today?" Joe asked in his enthusiastic polite way.
"I'm doing good, got a bit bored so I decided to what everyone's been up to." I responded.
"Hey Joe would you like to hear a joke?" I asked.
"Sure thing, so that's what you've been up to" he said slightly amused.
"Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon, great food but no atmosphere!" I said smiling.
Joe laughed a little.
"Ok gotta admit I haven't heard that one." Joe responded
"Have a great day Xisuma, let me know if you manage to get Doc to laugh at one." Joe remarked.

I decided to take that as a challenge.
As I flew over to Doc's half house I said,
"Doc is a stone cold bad ass if I get him to laugh at a dad joke That would be amazing." To my self.

When I got to Doc's half house I noticed he was working on something with Ren, this makes it soo much better because Ren absolutely loves my jokes.
"Hey there Ren, Doc. How are you two doing today?" I asked as I approached them.
"We're doing good, just working with villagers. What have you been up to?." Doc asked in his sarcastic tone as usual.
"I got a little bored so I thought I would check up on what you hermits have been up to.... would you two like hear a joke?" I said smirking.
"OF COURSE!!!! YOUR JOKES ARE AMAZING!!!" Ren squealed.
"Fine.... cause I know Ren's not letting me get out of this..." doc said rolling his eyes.
"Why don't scientists trust atoms?"
"Why?" Ren asked
"They make up everything!" I delivered the punch line smiling.
Ren laughed, and Doc just rolled his eyes.
"Tell us some more please" Ren asked clearly amused.
"Alright, wanna hear a joke about paper?" I asked smirking.
"Sure" Ren responded.
"Oh never mind it's tear-able." I Said as Doc just Continued Rolling his eyes.
"I could tell one about pizza, but it's a little cheesy.." I said happily.
Ren burst out laughing.
"Why!? Why are you two like this?" Doc asked clearly unamused.
"I like telling dad jokes, sometimes he laughs!..." I'm just spitting these jokes out.
"Xisuma, are you ok. That was a little dark don't you think?" Doc asked with a tad bit of concern while Ren continued laughing.
"What does James Bond do before bed?"
"What?" Ren asked in between laughs.
"He gets under cover!"
Doc was once again rolling his eyes. And Ren was still laughing.
"The other day I was driving past a graveyard, and I though wow people must be dying to get in there." This caused Ren to laugh even harder.
"Are you sure your ok...?" Doc asked with more concern.
"What did one ocean say to the other ocean?"
"Nothing it just waved!"
Ren was still cracking up. Doc just face palmed.
"Why is a pirate ship a good place to buy things?"
"Why?" Doc asked sarcastically.
"They always have a big sail!"
Ren started laughing even harder, and Doc was starting to get visibly annoyed.
"Did you hear about the person who invented the knock knock joke? He won the no bell prize!" I chuckled while saying it.
"I'm so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed!" I decided to just keep spitting them out one after the another. I was determined to get the creeper cyborg to laugh at one of them!
"If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they resisting a rest!?"
"I mean I guess so. Why are you still telling these jokes?" Doc asked annoyed.
"Because I like them, and they seem to make Ren happy." I knew I could use Ren against him, Ren won't let him leave and Doc won't leave Ren because of a few jokes.
"How many apples grow on trees?"
"How many?" Doc said slightly annoyed
"All of them!"
"Wirst du bitte aufhören!?" Doc grumbled.
Ren was still cracking up,
"Oh come on Doc, let him tell his jokes they make him happy." He said while still laughing.
"What's brown and sticky!?"
"What?" Ren asked.
"A stick."
"Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?"
"Oh no that terrible."
"He Pasta Away!"
"Ren stop encouraging this!" Doc said annoyed.
"Why did the coffee file a police report?"
"I don't know why?"
"It got mugged!"

Time skip (brought to you by Doc slowly going insane)

"Oh come on Doc you have to laugh at one of these!" Ren added after the last joke.
"Ok if you don't laugh at this one I'll give up ok!?"
"Thank fucking notch!"
"Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom?"
"Uhhh why?"
"The pee is silent!" This earned a chuckle from the creeper cyborg.
"YES I finally did it! It only took a potty joke! What are you 12?" I said exasperated.
"On a scale of 1-10, yes." Doc said now smirking.
This earned a laugh from Ren and I.

About 1000 words.
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You see this chapter could of gone on for a much longer time. But I needed to stop it somewhere. I have soo many of these jokes it's not even funny.

But for now, keep swimming my little fishies!
       Best regards,
            SharkBait.

Edit " I came back to re read this and I noticed at the start I left part of a different joke it's gone now sorry for the inconvenience.