You know what I had fun writing part one and I'm gonna continue it dammit!
Trigger warnings: dirty jokes, vulgar language, inappropriate for innocent minds. Mention of drugs,

3ed person POV:

After the whole group regained them selves from docs turn and what stress placed, it was now Tango's turn to read a black card.
"This is the way the world ends. This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but with,__________." Every one placed there cards after thing for a minute.
Tango kept a straight face while reading the answers with the card he drew.
"This is the way the world ends. This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but with, some guy, but with The devil himself, but with flesh eating bacteria, but with Nazis." Once again every one looked at Doc...
"Really? blame the German for playing the nazi card."
"Any ways. Not with a bang but with my ugly face and bad personality, but with a fuck ton of almonds, but with braiding three penises into a twizzler, but with Morgan Freeman's voice."
" the twizzler card wins take it you deserve it...." tango said now almost crying from laughter. "Yes!" Zedaph cheered.
"Zed honey why am I not surprised you played that card?" Tango and Impulse both said face palming. This earned a chuckle from the rest of the group.

It was now Impulse's turn to pull a card.
"Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to _____" every one placed down their cards, and he read it again.
"Hate Leads to geese."
"Hate leads to 3.7 billion years of evolution."
"Hate leads to a whole thing of butter."
"Hate leads to sitting on my face and telling me I'm garbage."
"Hate leads to funkified aliens from the planet Groovius."
"Hate leads to the Boy Scouts of America."
"Hate leads to the screams... the terrible screams."
"Hate leads to shooting a wizard with a gun."
"What the fuck guys... but I'm gonna go with geese for the sole reason they are evil bastards who hate everything." He grumbled the last bit while scar took the black card he won.

Next up was Zedaph's turn.
He read his card out loud.
"Kids, I don't need drugs to get high. I'm high on ________."  And with that every one looked at Zedaph and then to their cards and back at Zedaph. For you see Zedaph has both a really twisted sense of humor and a really innocent one. Every one placed down their white cards for Zed to read aloud.
"Kids, I don't need drugs to get high. I'm high on judging everyone."
"I'm high on emotions."
"I'm high on huffing spray paint."
"I'm high on sweet, sweet vengeance."
"I'm high on men."
"I'm high on covering myself with Parmesan cheese and chili flakes because I am pizza."
"I'm high on the magic of live theater."
"I'm high on fear itself."
"Hmmm it's hard to pick, these are all honestly a mood. Whom ever placed men take your black card damit, because honestly it's the truth with these two." He said looking at his two boyfriends smiling. Impulse and Tango both started blushing, this earned another chuckle from the table. Ren took the black card from the center.

It was now Iskall's turn reading a black card.
"What really killed the dinosaurs?" The Swede asked. And almost immediately everyone placed down a white card.
He read the cards placed down in front of him.
"A tiny, gay guitar called a ukulele."
"Science."
"The Big Bang."
"A little boy who won't shut the fuck up about dinosaurs."
" Stephen Hawking talking dirty."
"Chemical weapons."
"A pangender octopus who roams the cosmos in search of love."
"Sexual tension." Iskall said turning red from laughing so hard.
"Alright, y'all got me. Those were pretty good. But I think the little boy that won't shut the fuck up about dinosaurs, is the best. Take your card." He said in between laughs. Impulse leaned over to grab the black card.

Stress got a fearful look in her eyes as she realized it was now her turn.
She pulled the black card from the top of the pile, and she read it.
"How did I lose my virginity?...." she said almost stuttering.
Every one got an evil look in their eyes as they looked through their white cards.
And then all at once they placed their white cards down.
"Should I be scared?" Stress asked nervously.
"Probably." Ren responded.
"How did I loose my virginity? My inner demons, getting really high, saying ' I love you' , magnets, a mysterious floating orb, David Bowie flying in on a tiger made of lightning, sunshine and rainbows, cuddling." Her face now bright red.
"Cuddling because that is the lesser of the bunch."
Cub took the black card.

And finally to end the first round it was Cubs turn. He pulled the card and read it with a smug look on his face
"Why can't I sleep at night?"
Very quickly everyone placed their cards in front of him.
He read them out loud.
"Memes."
"The homosexual agenda."
"The past."
"Not knowing what to believe anymore about butter."
"Poorly-timed Holocaust jokes." Once again everyone looked at Doc."
"Ok seriously guys that not cool blaming me for all these how do you know it wasn't Scar or Zedaph!? You can't blame me for those!" Doc retaliated.
"I'm going to continue. Raptor attacks."
"The gays."
"Wizard music." " wow these were great." Cub said smiling. "I'm trying to decide between wizard music, and the homosexual agenda." This caught the attention of both Tango and Scar. "I'm gonna have to go with wizard music because it's quite accurate." Tango smirked as he took the black card.

Time skip (brought to you by an embarrassed Stress)

The game ended up going on for another hour, Zedaph ended up winning the game.

About 1000 words.
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So the way I did this was for each person I would pull a random black card from my deck and then pull random cards from through out the stack of white cards. I really like how this ended up. After writing the first part I wanted to add the rest of the people who were playing, so I just wrote the rest of the first round. I wasn't going to do anymore rounds of it because it would go on forever basically. Hope y'all liked it. If you've never played Cards Against Humanity I highly recommend it, it is by far my favorite card game. But this game is not for children, so once again if you are innocent minded, do not play this game it will ruin you.

But for now, keep swimming my little fishies!
       Best regards,
            SharkBait.