Candy mountain (oneshot) [zit] {AU}
Sooo uhhhh Sorry for writing angst... my heart still has yet to forgive me.
Take some weird probably crackfic Level fluff?
Not sure what to call it just take it and enjoy it.
Remember when I said I wanted to do the Charlie the unicorn thing with team zit?
Well this is that.
Impulse's POV:
"Heyyyy Impulse."
"Heyyy Impulse wake up" Zed whispered waking me up.
"Yeah Impulse you silly sleepy head wake up." Tango joined in
"Oh god you guys. This better be important. Is the server on fire?"
"No impulse. We found a map to candy mountain impulse. candy mountain." Zed answered.
"Yeah impulse. We're going to candy mountain. Come with us Impulse" Tango added
[sorry another edit, now back to your regular scheduled program]
"Yeah impulse it'll be an adventure,"
"We're going on an adventure impulse" Zed smiled
I'm too tired to deal with this right now so Ima ridicule them.
"Yeah candy mountain right. I'm going back to sleep now."
"NoOoO impulse " Zed said now almost jumping on me
"You have to come with us to candy mountaion
"Yeah Impulse candy mountain"
"It's the land of sweets and joy and joyness" Tango informed.
"Please stop jumping on me."
"Candy mountain impulse" Zed said about to jump on me again.
"Alright Fine I'll go with you to candy mountain."
Smol time Skip.
We were now walking through an oak forest.
And these two were making weird noises
"Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalala" the two were saying together"
"Enough with the singing already"
I'm still tired.
"Our first stop is over there Impulse" Zed said pointing to some weird ass monster...
"Oh god what is that?"
"It's a leopulradon Impulse" Zed informed.
"A magical leopulradon" Tango chimed
"It's going to guide our way to candy mountain" Zed continued.
"Alright guys you do know there's no actual candy mountain right?"
"Shun the non believers" Zed gasped
"Shunnnnnnn" Tango repeated.
"Shunnnnnnnnnnn" Zed echoed.
"Yeah"
The thing Zed had pointed to started making weird sounds.
"It has spoken!" Zed pointed the obvious
"It has told us the way." Tango grinned.
"It didn't say anything!?"
Another smol timeskip.
We were now on an old rope bridge over a 100 foot drop or something.
"It's just over this bridge impulse"
"This magical bridge of hope and wonder." Zed informed.
"Is anyone else getting like covered in splinters?"
"Seriously guys we shouldn't be on this thing."
"Impulse."
"Impullllsseeee."
"ImpulllllllllsssEeeee."
"Imp-" I cut Zed offf
"I'm right here what do you want!?"
"We're on a bridge impulse."
I ignored that.
A few minutes later Tango spoke up again.
"We're here"
"Well what do you know there really is a candy mountain."
"Candy mountain candy mountain fill me with sweet sugary goodness." Zed jumped.
"Go inside the Candy Mountain Cave Impulse."
Tango suggested.
"Yeah impulse Go inside the cave and see the magical wonders that itll behold when you enter" Zed further suggested.
"Uhhh yeah thanks but no thanks. I think I'm gonna stay out here."
"But you have to enter the candy mountain candy cave impulse." Tango nagged.
Right after he said that the letters on the sign came to life and started singing.
A few minutes later they stopped singing and exploded.
"Alright Fine I'll go into the freaking cave." I grunted.
I stepped inside of the cave.
"Good bye impulse." Zed said
"Yeah good bye Impulse." Tango continued.
[edited the name to be impulse sorry for the inconvenience now back to your regularly scheduled program]
And then it was all dark.
"Hey what's going on here."
"Hello"
"Who is that."
I woke up back at my base right next to Tango and Zedaph, like how I had fallen asleep.
I realized it was all just a really weird dream.
I sneakily left the bed and tried not to wake the other two up while I got a glass of water.
As I probably wasn't going to be sleeping anytime soon after that dream.
About 625 words.
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If you've never seen Charlie the unicorn I 100% recommend you do.
It's a short animated series on YouTube by film cow.
The ending for this was going to be a little darker but..... I already gave you angst. So I decided against that.
But for now, Keep swimming my little fishies!
Much love,
SharkBait.
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