My Brain: ok so my idea is a double date with team zit & the three evil bois
Me: that's like the first semi legitimate idea you've had in a while, and I absolutely love this idea!
My Brain: go forth youngling and write
For thy are blessed with ideas.
Me:... ok I write now

*maniacal laughter from a distance* crack fic fluff crack fic fluff crack fic fluff crack fic fluff

Also real quick thank you SomethingWithA13 for introducing me to what you call HEXTime
This is now one of my favorite ships right next to team zit.😅

3rd person POV:

SpiderCleo and poultry man walked into the room that Hels, Ex, and Badtimes were being potato's in.

"You three need to get out of this dimension more. Like seriously you can't just sit around being potato's all day." SpiderCleo sighed upon seeing the three.

"And how do you suppose we do that huh?" Hels barked.

"Actually I may have an idea..." Poultry spoke

He turned a whispered something to SpiderCleo.

"That may actually work"
"You're off the hook for now, we'll be
back later" she smirked.

The two left the nether for the over world, they were searching for three specific people.
Once they found them, to get their attention they decided a simple spitball would
do the trick.

SpiderCleo readied the spitball and blew through the straw, luckily for her it hit Impulse. Unluckily for Impulse it landed
in his ear.

"What the hell was that!? Tango... Zed... did one of you spit a spit ball at me?"

"Huh? I haven't the slightest idea what you're talking about... neither one of us have straws or paper.... are, are you ok impy?" Zedaph questioned.

*splat* another spit ball hit the back of Tangos head.

"OK WHO DID THAT!?" Tango announced while sharply turning around.

SpiderCleo just pushed poultry man out
of the bush.
"Really? You better come with Dammit!" Poultry said to the spider.

"Alright fine."

"Ahhh should have figured it was one of you two, what do you two need?" Tango chuckled.

"Well you see, Hels, Ex, and Badtimes, have been being potato's  in the nether, and they need to get out more. We were wondering if you three, also being in a poly relationship, would like to go on some sort of double date with them?" SpiderCleo asked.

"As Long As they don't try and murder us, I think it could be fun." Zedaph spoke. Tango and Impulse nodded agreeing.

"Thanks! Could we use one of your nether portals to get back?" Poultry asked.

"Sure, just make sure to message us the details of when!" Impulse added.

Smol time Skip (brought to you by, what's about to come {be warned} )

SpiderCleo and Poultry arrived back at the alter's nether base.

"HEY DUMBSHITS GET OVER HERE!" Poultry shouted summoning the three 'evils'.

"Uggghh what do you want now!?" Ex whined.

"Guess what! you three are going on a double date! Yayyyyyyyyy" SpiderCleo excitedly while very sarcastically announced.

"WHAT!?" All three shouted at the same time.

"Says who!" Hels challenged.

"Says us."

"You can't make us!" Ex growled.

"You sure about that?"
"It's already been set up."
"There's no getting out of it now"

"You son of a bitch!" Hels shouted defeated.

SpiderCleo just smirked while pulling out her communicator.

In the Chat:
<SpiderCleo> hey Impulse, Tango, Zedaph, does tonight at 7 work for you three? The six of you can figure out something to do? Meet in shopping district?????
<Zedaph> Sounds good.
<ImpulseSV> Yep
<Tango> thats perfectly fine

Time skip (brought to you by, chaos squared)

It was almost 7 and SpiderCleo and Poultry were having to drag the three to the shopping district. Well two of the three, Badtimes was walking, not acting like a child.
"YOU TWO ARE ACTING LIKE TODDLERS STAND UP AND WALK ALREADY" she spited at them as they entered the shopping district.

Zedaph, Impulse and Tango stood there watching and silently laughing at how the other three were acting.

"Ok We'll leave you idiots to have fun!" SpiderCleo and poultry said running as far as they could away from four demolitionists.

"So what do you all want to do? We just told to hang out with you soooooooooooooo." Tango gestured.

"Commit arson." Hels and Ex both offered.

"Yeah no," almost everyone else agreed.

"Hey I've got an idea, what about a bonfire? These idiots get to burn things and they are fun. So the best of both worlds." Badtimes offered.

"That sounds like a jolly ol time" Zed excitedly announced.

Badtimes, Ex and Hels looked at him questioning what he just said.

"He means that sounds like a fun idea." Impulse chuckled.

"Oh."

"I'll bring the tnt!" Tango joked.

Except everyone nodded at the mention of tnt.

"Guess we're heading further out then, so we don't grief anyone's base." Tango added.

"Oh I see how it is, when we say we want to set stuff on fire or explode things, we're told no, but when one of you suggest it it's like the best idea you've ever heard." Hels and Ex pouted.

"Well you see they don't explode people's bases or commit arson for fun." Badtimes told them off.

Time skip (brought to you by, CHAOS !!!!!!)

The 6 found a nice place deep in the spruce forest behind Zedaph cave.

They gathered wood for the fire and soon, had a large bonfire.

Ex and Hels just stared longingly at the fire in awe.

"I brought marshmallows!" Zed announced.

"What's a marshmallow?" Hels asked.

Everybody turned to look at him.

"YOUVE NEVER HAD A MARSHMALLOW!?" Zed and Tango both shouted.

"Nope"

"Well that's about to change. Grab a stick, and here-" Zed placed a marshmallow at the end of a stick.

"Now hold it over the fire, don't put it in too far or it will catch fire and be all burned but hey some people like that." Tango instructed.

"You can't tell me what to do." Hels huffed.

He placed the stick with the marshmallow in the fire.

"For best results slowly-" Zed started saying but was interrupted.

"WHAT THE FUCK!!!!" Hels shouted as the marshmallow burst into flames.
He started trying to frantically put it out, by waving it in the air.

"YOU IDIOT!" Ex gasped.

Everyone just burst out laughing.
"DUDE JUST BLOW IT OUT!" Badtimes laughed.

Tango physically couldn't breathe from laughing.

Hels finally got the marshmallow put out, though it was no longer edible as he dunked it in a bucket of water...

"Here how about I help you this time" Badtimes offered. Meanwhile Hels was just grumbling.

Tango and Zed Just grabbed a tree branch and placed many marshmallows on the ends of each part. Gently holding it above the fire.

*gasp*

"THIS IS AMAZING!!!!!" Hels very excitedly announced after finally getting to eat a marshmallow.

"I still can't believe you've never had a marshmallow up until now" impulse chuckled.

"Hey do you think I could fit 15 marshmallows inside my mouth?" Tango asked curiously.

"You are a hazard to society." Impulse rolled his eyes.

"And a coward! I say you do 20!" Badtimes suggested.

"BET!" And as soon as Tango said that, he started cramming marshmallows into his mouth.

"You know what I'm not surprised anymore." Impulse sighed.

"I dId It ImPuLsE! tWeNtY mArShMaLlOwS!" Tango announced with his mouth full.

"Dammit tango.... though I am imp-" he was cut off by a load explosion.

They turned to look at Zedaph who was hiding a stick of tnt behind his back and was mildly exploded.

"Zed. Did you just explodifiacte yourself?" Tango asked and verge of laughing.

"What? you said we would be exploding things." Zed smirked.

"Never Change Zeddie, Never Change." Impulse face palmed.

"I have an idea... what if we use a large stick and play base ball or something with live explosives???" Hels offered.

"YEAHHHHH!" Everyone shouted excitedly.

Ex picked up the stick and stepped a good few feet away. Tango lit the stick of tnt and threw it for Ex to hit.
He hit the explosive far enough so it wouldn't hurt them.

It went fairly well up until it was Zedaph's turn with the stick...

He hit the live explosive into the center of the group...

"SCATTER!!!" Tango shouted noticing where the explosive landed.

*BOOM*

In the Chat:
Tango blew up
Helsknight blew up
Zedaph blew up
ImpulseSV blew up
Badtimeswithscar blew up
Evil Xisuma blew up
<SpiderCleo> ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
<SpiderCleo> I'm guessing you idiots are having fun?
<Tango> ABSOLUTELY
<Badtimeswithscar> well I guess that's the end of the night as we all respawned at our separate bases... not gonna lie I had fun though.

About 1450 words.
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These idiots were fun to write.
This took a lot longer to write than I would have liked...
Hope y'all enjoyed,

But for now, Keep swimming my little fishies!
      Much love,
      SharkBait.