So here are some fun quotes, some of them are correct, but others are not. Enjoy!

Iskall: Why is Grian on a pole?
Mumbo: Because he likes feeling tall.

Joe was killed while trying to hurt Xisuma
Doc: He never really stood a chance, did he?
Xisuma: No.

Elytra course: Exists
Xisuma: *Dies*
Grian: This is awesome!
Hermits: Why is this so hard?!?!

Cleo: All I see is X in a hole.
Xisuma: Is there a problem with that?
Cleo: Let's drown him.
*Distant X drowning sounds*

Grian: I'm going to do redstone!
Mumbo:
Iskall:
Iskall: Remember Sahara?
Grian: Okay then, I'm not going to do redstone!
Whole server sighs in relief.

Mumbo: What are you wearing?
Iskall: Golf attire.
Grian: What, are you going to tennis?
Iskall: -_-
Iskall: Ummm, shorts aren't permitted where I come from, so I decided to break tradition.
Mumbo: Sure dude.

Doc: Those freakin hippies, all they do is make a mess.
Scar: And make RV's giving birth
Scar: Why did that sound so wrong?
Captain Angry Eyes: Distant sneezing

Joe at G-Team headquarters: They are preparing *Long winded speech in fanciest English possible.*
G-Team: In English please
Joe: That was English!

G-Team: *Exists*
Team Star: *Also Exists*
Mumbo: I am apart of both teams working as a triple agent for each team which puts me as a double teamer, then I must be on my own team, so that means I work for Team Star, but also for Grian. Is Grian even on a team?
Everyone: *Facepalms*

Grian: We name this team G-Team!
Teammates: Why?
Grian: We all have G's in our names! See: Grian, Tango, Gressmonster, Isgall...

Hermitcraft Season Seven Starts
Mumbo: Hobbit
Grian: Hobbit
Scar: Wizard
Server: Let's just call this Lord of the Rings in Minecraft

Grian: Remember when I killed myself for Sahara campaigns?
Iskall: Dude, why?
Grian: It was necessary.
Mumbo: Remember when I died a hundred times on this project?
Grian and Iskall: No?
Mumbo: Grian killed me mentally when he flipped all the levers.
Grian: Ima head out now.

Grian: Falls off of house in Hermitville
Mumbo: House too tall mate?

Cub: Can anyone sleep?
Scar: Sorry, I'm in the Nether
Grian: Do it anyway

No one:
Doc: Loly crap I'm rich

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And that ends this short collection of quotes! Next oneshot coming out later today. Give my new fanfic a read! Shapeshifters. Also this is just some amazing art I found of the architechs. How I wish I could draw like this.