Word Count : 1139

Warning : Shipping personas and stuff. G a y- like - r e a l l y - g a y.

Plot : Its the Hermits at the beach being dorks and trying to show off to their partners.

Also the girls just assert dominance all the time in this story. But you all already knew that didn't you.

Also I'm sorry if I missed any hermit, I really tried to include all 27 of them but lwjtjsocjwid- I probably failed. Sorry-  ;-;

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Xisuma honestly had no idea how it all happened. First a bunch of Hermits had all started to complain about the ungodly heat, then a few hermits actually went down because of said heat, namely himself, Mumbo, Scar and Wels. Then finally TFC practically ordered all the Hermits down to a very nice beach on a nice island. And whoever didn't show up immediately, TFC tracked them down and brought them here.

So that's why Xisuma was now sitting on a beach towel in swim trunks and a tank top with only the face mask part of his helmet over his face and Keralis lying next to him. "Story of my life." He commented to no one in particular as he watched False continue to destroy the opposing team at volleyball by herself. The Hermits facing off against the competitive woman were Doc, Cub, Vintage, Bdubs and Biffa.

A lot of Hermits were also in the water. Ren, Grian, Scar, Cleo and Stress were all having a splash war. Joe was trying to stay out of the Mini war along with Python and iJevin.

Impulse and Zedaph were both holding onto their boyfriend Tango, actually managing to coax their fire friend into the water with them since Tango could actually go into water without his head going under.

TFC was simply swimming around, being somewhat of a life guard.

A ways from X, were Mumbo and Iskall, both were laying down on a beach towel underneath an umbrella as well next to each other.

Ethos, Wels and Jessassin were all building a sand castle closer to the water.

Xisuma merely smiled, watching all his friends mess around.

The volley ball match ended with False obviously being victorious. Biffa then returned over to X and Keralis, breathing heavily.

Xisuma couldn't help but to giggle. "How was the match?"

Biffa groaned but grinned. "Oh man, she's good. And scary." Biffa then went and sat down in front of X, looking at Keralis. "Is he asleep?"

Keralis then opened his eyes. "Nope. Just enjoying the shade and a cool ocean breeze."

Grian, promptly now soaked from head to toe in water, crawled out, heading over to Iskall and Mumbo.

Iskall was now sitting up, watching Grian come over. "Have fun splashing around dude?"

Grian grinned brightly, starting to ring his swim trunks out. "Yeah, I so won that."

Mumbo, who had been lying still on his back went and stretched out. He was not wearing his suit, but rather some swim trunks and a tank top on that seemed more like a crop top because Iskall may or may not have purposely made it a size smaller. (Lenny face) "Mhm... sure. We'll believe that." Mumbo said before sitting up as well, his long slender legs crossed over the other.

Grian giggled, plopping down in between the two near the bottom of the towel. "Oh come on! I'd like to see you try better MJ!"

Iskall laughed. "Oof, theres a challenge!"

Mumbo held his hands up in mock surrender. "I'll pass." He grinned.

Grian smirked before crawling up over Mumbo legs and getting up closer to him. "You sure?"

Mumbo let out a squeal, laughing. "No! Grian you're cold!"

Grian laughed mischievously as he went and hugged his partner much to Mumbo's loud protests and fits of laughter.

Though Iskall seemed to be enjoying it too since he was laughing to hard.

Time Skip
Some more time had passed and it was around 2pm in the afternoon. Everyone was out of the water, either finishing eating or talking.

Doc then burst out. "Are you for real?! have you seen these? I can totally deck you!"

Impulse merely laughed. "Ha! You mean with your stick arms? Nah, you ain't got shit on these!"

"Oh shit! Flexing competition going down!" Ethos called out, grabbing the rest of the Hermits attentions.

Doc and Impulse had both started to flex at each other.

Bdubs had practically started drooling as Ren covered his face, his face going a scarlet color.

Tango and Zedaph had both started to blush, Zedaph going red as a tomato and Tango actually going on fire for a split second before fizzling again.

Eventually more Hermits started going up, making the circles middle larger. Some of the Hermits that stepped up were Iskall, Wels, Vintage and Biffa. All of them started to show off their pretty muscular toned bodies, either to embarrass their partners or just to act like flirty little shits.

Grian then blurted out loud. "Damn! I've never been to a gun show!"

Mumbo, who was standing next to his partner, turned to him and covered his mouth with his hand, a blush going across his face. "Grian!"

The shorter hermit went and wiggled his eyebrows at Mumbo, his lips curling into a bastard smirk.

Biffa made eye contact with Keralis and Xisuma, smirking as he flexed his muscles at them.

Keralis blushed, as did X, but it wasn't as noticable.

The Admin, with an idea in his head, stood up and also went into the middle, not breaking eye contact with Biffa. He then went and flexed back.

The crowd around went wild, breaking into laughter as the sounds of 'oooooh's' filled the air.

Biffa's face had instantly went red. "Holy hell."

More laughter erupted.

Eventually hermit towers went up, with the main muscle of trio groups going and picking up both of their partners and holding them up.

Tango and Zedaph were both still blushing messes as they held onto Impulse's hands.

Doc had easily scooped up Ren and Bdubs, making them both laugh, their faces red and such.

Keralis and Xisuma were both clinging onto Biffa's hands, giggling and grinning like fools.

Mumbo and Grian were both just laughing extremely hard when Iskall pulled them up.

The girls had made a human pyramid, with False at the bottom and Stress and Cleo basically standing on her shoulders and balancing and basically asserting dominance.

The server had eventually cooled down as the Hermits slowed down to eventually just settling down in a circle with a camp fire.

Fin

Ok- I was fangirling over that the entire time- hecc. I have a problem- also sorry for the awkward ending, I just had to get this done so my heart didn't explode out of my chest from me typing this. Lol