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WATTPAD HAS FAILED ME WITH COMMENTS ISTG-

I'm so sorry guys- last chapter I asked you guys for a vote which I'm glad you all did- but then Wattpad's commenting system failed to show me WHERE you put your vote-

I'm not sure if you guys can see it or not, but I can't. I've tried viewing from a computer/desktop/laptop but I've still gotten nothing-

AND SOMEONE REQUESTED A TEACHER'S CRAFT SHOT BUT I DIDN'T GET WHO BECAUSE WATTPAD DECIDED TO FAIL WITH COMMENTS

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Lqjtoqbrisbs- thank the lord for Thanksgiving break-  
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Horror Movies Headcanons

Who Screams And Cowers
Stress, Scar, Zedaph, Xisuma, Mumbo,

Who Gets Really Jumpy
Wels, Grian, Joe, Bdubs, Python, Ethos, Jessassin,

Who Doesn't Give A Fuck
Keralis, Cleo, Doc, Impulse, Hypno,

Who Falls Asleep
TFC, xB, Vintage, Biffa,

Who Laughs
Cub, False, Tango, iJevin, Iskall,

How the Mycelium Resistance was found in canon
Mycelium Resistance : Hol up is that explosions I hear?
Scar, Bdubs and Mumbo : Ayo wassup?
Mycelium Resistance : Nothin much wassup with you?
Scar, Bdubs and Mumbo : Oh nothing, just breaking into your base, is that ok?
Mycelium Resistance : Yeah that's fine, it's all in good fun-

How it will happen in the fandom

Hep : We have a tyrannical type power over the entirety of hermitcraft-
Mycelium Resistance : Lol not anymore.
Hep : We have the entirety of hermitcraft behind us??? Lol??? What do you have??
Mycelium Resistance : We have Star Wars plot armor

Yes hello- welcome to the crazy revolt story that involves a fungi fighting a millennial. Those two are then joined by a lot of other deranged friends who don't know which side their on and probably need to be placed in a mental hospital.
THIS IS A JOKE- Fanfic writes go legit insane with this please-

Grian : Ah yes, good show, good show
Ethos : Show?
Grian : *Distant explosions go off as Grian takes a sip of tea from a fine china cup*
Ethos : *Confused message sending to Scar*

TFC : Ah yes; my wonderful family, I am taking a small leave for awhile to mine materials for the server. Don't destroy anything.
TFC : *Leaves*
The Hermitcraft Server : What if we had ANOTHER war?

Grian in the first bunch of episodes : I am anarchy

Scar after winning the election : I am anarchy

Mumbo after- something : I am anarchy

When hardly anyone remembers that the Hermits had a war in season five : *Sad author/fic reader noises*

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StressMonster101 : Hiya everyone! How is your day going this wonderful hermitcraft morning?

Grian Xelqua : There's the nasty smell

StressMonster101 : ???

Cubfan135 : ??? Wut???

Grian Xelqua : A very nasty smell

XisumaVoid : You smell something?? OwO???

Grian Xelqua : The smell of tyranny

Welsknight : Uhhhh-

XisumaVoid : Confused OwO noise???

iJevin : X, please-

GTWScar : The shopping district. Square up thoticus

ZombieCleo : WHEEEEEEZE

Grian Xelqua : I THOUGHT ETHOS WAS YOUR SQUARE

Ethoslab : -___-  If you ever-

TinFoilChef : Etho Slab  ____

Biffa2001 : OH SHIT HE DID THE THING

XenoVoid : OH SHIT

NPC Grian : OH SHIT

Docm77 : F to pay respects

Mumbo Jumbo : F

FalseSymmetry : F

Cubfan135 : F

Rendog : F

Ethoslab : I've been betrayed-

TinFoilChef : Ha! Scrub, get noobed

TinFoilChef : You can't ban me if you tried X

XisumaVoid : Its true. Everyone hide. Owo

Joe Hills : Oh come on!

ZedaphPlays : Damnit

TFC : *Laughing in the distance intensifies as TFC rises in power*

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My version of TFC must be a time traveler because it's the only explanation of why he acts like the biggest Millennial, even more so than any of the younger Hermits. - PowderMcMc

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Mumbo : *Traveling through his mental stream of Afk-ness*
Mumbo : *Sees another one of himself from another one of the vast a.u's that people have*
Mumbo : Hol up

Cleo : Why can't any of us be normal?
Zedaph : Bold of you to assume we'd ever be normal?
Ren : Rude??? Being normal is bad???
Cleo : That's true

Helsknight : Soooo... I'm you?
Welsknight : No you are you.
Helsknight : But- you are me, and I am you.
Welsknight : But- how?
Helsknight : Exactly
Welsknight : What?

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"So, there are hundreds upon hundreds of us in different universes and now I'm kinda scared? Like, I'm unsure on how to feel about horror universes and stuff but I guess their cool???" - XisumaVoid

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TangoTek : Wheeeeeeee!

iJevin : Wheee?

TangoTek : WHEEEEEEEE!

StressMonster101 : o/

Rendog : Ayeeee!

TangoTek : No! Wheeeeee!

Rendog : Wheee?

TangoTek : N O

TangoTek : W H E E E E E E E E E E E E

iJevin : Wh-Wheee?

iJevin fell out of the world

FalseSymmetry : I-

TinFoilChef : Interesting?

Rendog : What in the fresh fuck?

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Aight imma have you guys vote again- but this time if you would comment the actual name of the titles this time that would help me out a lot! Thank you for your patience!
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Hermit Horror - The hermits as a creepypasta - My best attempt at horror, gore, violence. Etc.

The Locked Server - An undertale type a.u. maybe pacifist, neutral or genocide.

Hermitcraft Reborn - Another gory type story, except it's the Hermits being reborn- as the title states.

Cursed Kingdom - A medieval time period with kingdoms, wars and castles.

Space Wars - A mixture of different races and a plot similar between star trek and star wars.

Ocean Of Marines' - Pirate A.U from different perspectives.

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Fin