Word Count : 400

Short chapter, sorry- psjfisnfosnfksnfjsjekf. I've been writing a lot of shorter stories- RIP

Mumbo and Grian : *Both being gremlins*
Iskall : *Holding a hunting net* Here we go again.

Tango : *Hugging Zedaph and Impulse at the same time* I love you both!
Zedaph : *Blushes* Love you too, Tango.
Impulse : *internally cries from happiness* Me too

Somebody : *Is talking shit about the Hermits*
TFC : I smell someone who's asking for a death wish-

Doc : I am the Darkness! I am death! All should tremble and fear me!
Bdubs : *Seductively* I'm already trembling on my knees for you babe.
Doc : *Looks at Bdubs* Shit-

Xisuma : *At the Watchers* Why are you scared of me again?
Watchers : *Angry Xisuma flash back intensifies*
Xisuma : Uh... hello? You've been standing there for at least an hour-

Cleo : *Rapidly runs up to a short 17 year old Mumbo*
Mumbo : *Almost falls over and looks up at her* Dadda?
Cleo : *Mentally processing everything* Do I look li-

Nobody :
The Hermits: *At TFC* You are my dad! You're my dad! Boogie woogie woogie!

False : You wanna fucking die boy?!
Bdubs : No! No-I-Im a bad bitch you can't kill me!

Doc : Ya know how when you take a selfie and you look at it and say, "oof that really doesn't look all that great"? Yeah what's that like?
*Lenny face at the fandom*

Iskall : Mumbo, are you a vampire?
Mumbo : *Just came out of his saturater machine thing that gives the Demise Hermits their colors back* What gives you that idea, dude?

Xisuma : *Is being threatening* I'm god to you fools. Don't ever mess with me, my friends or my server again.
All the threats that come at the Hermits : *Is trembling in a corner*
Biffa : *comes up behind X and wraps his arms around him* Whatever, can god just come back to bed now?
Xisuma : *Squeaks as Biffa walks away with him still floating in the air*
The threats that come at the Hermits : *Surprised pikachu face*  :O

EX : *Protecc*
EX : *Attacc*
EX : *Done with your bullshit a thousand times over*

Cleo : *Holding Joe* Don't talk shit when your in stabbing range.
The person who just wanted to say hi to Joe : ?!?!?!

The Hermits : What's fanfiction? What's fandom? Fangirls? What???
Joe : Oh. Allow me to introduce you to my people.
Dragon bros, hermit challenges and pretty much all the other groups and cults : *Worry*