I dunno, these are just really fun for some reason..? Well here we again! No angst (sadly) this time!

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Impulse smiled as he walked through the mall. It was quite peaceful actually, considering that Zed and Tango were with him. 

Wait a moment..., oh.. The man sighed. He noticed the red flag.

He had used 'peaceful' in the same sentence as the 'Z' and 'T' of Team ZIT.

He groaned as he turned around to the yelling, mentally regretting bringing the two as they were yelling at some random person. Hopefully the cops wouldn't be called. Again.

"Zedaph! TangoTek! Stop harassing that man!" He yelled, walking over and grabbing their ears. He smiled at the poor, innocent stranger. "Sir I'm so sorry, I promise it'll never happen again!!"

The man nodded and quickly scurried off, Impulse looking at the squirming men. "Really you two?! No more duck slippers!"

He frowned as he dragged them out, despite their whining.

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Mumbo smiled as he sank down into the couch. It was mildly overcast and a small rustle in the wind. It was a good day for nothing. He'd deserved to take the day off- He never had before, but today he felt like he should. He smiled as he shoved on sweatpants and a sweatshirt. If he was skipping work today then there wasn't a point in the suit. It was his off-day after all. He yawned as he grabbed the remote.

Barely halfway through the seventh episode of 'The Order' on Netflix, the door opened. He quickly jolted up, only to see Grian in his. standing, in his glorified, hyperactive-ified gremliness.

Mumbo looked at him a moment. "Aren't you supposed to be at work?" He asked.

Grian shrugged, walked over, pushed Mumbo aside, grabbed the remote, fast-forded to the third episode of the second season of the show, kicked his feet onto the coffee table and sighed.

"Well my boss said to have a good day so I left." Grian said, playing the show.

—•—•—•—

Iskall sighed and let Ren embrace him in a hug. "Hey Iskall, it's ok.."

Iskall looked at him. "I don't understand though!"

"Understand what?" Ren asked.

Iskall brought his shoulders up then waaayyyy down. "Stress. She's mad." Ren laughed. "Stress?! Mad?! HA!" Iskall looked down silently and Ren put a hand on his shoulder. "Hey man, I'm sorry. It's just Stress doesn't get mad. I'm sure it's a misunderstanding ok?"

Iskall shook his head. "No! It isn't! The other day she asked me to pass her the lipstick but I handed her a glue stick!"

Ren held in a chuckle. "And?" He asked.

Iskall whined, "She still isn't talking to me!"

—•—•—•—

"C'mon Etho." Doc said as he pulled Etho along, knocking on Beefs' door. Beef opened it with a smile. "Why hello Doc, Etho! What bring's y'all here?" Doc held up a shulker.

"I got the explosives you needed!"

Beef smiled, took it and set it inside. "Thank you!" Doc nodded. "Yep."

Beef perked up. "Wait here." He rushed off only to come back with Docs' trident. "Here," He said, handing it to Doc, "You left it here last week, so I fixed it up."

Doc looked at it, then Beef. "I swear if you-"

Beef held up his hands. "Woah woah look Doc don't kill me, let me show you what it does!!"

Beef then gently twisted the trident so Doc could see the tips better. He smiled and pointed to them. "I changed the metal so if it was wet or hit something wet it would electrocute. You can change it back to the normal version though."

Doc smiled as Beef handed him back the normal tips. "Thank you for making this much more deadly." Beef nodded. "Of cour- Uh what's Etho doing...?"

Doc shrugged and turned to look at Etho, only to sigh.

Etho was bending his arms like a chicken and making chicken noises at one of the neighbors.

Biffa and Jevin looked up from Biffas' newly stolen black and looked at Doc. "Sorry!" He called. They wove their hands and went back to their conversation.

Beef snorted. "Doc- Oh my- Doc it's Bdubs!" Beef laughed, and pointed to Bdubs, who was shaking his bum and jumping around with his arms like chicken wings, mimicking Ethos' noises.

Doc laughed. "This may take awhile."

Beef nodded, biting down another laugh. "Yeah, it may."

—•—•—•—

"Why!!" Biffa whined. Xisuma shrugged. "Because."

"But!" Biffa argued, "I just want a flower!"

Xisuma sighed. "Just because you want it doesn't mean you have to get it."

"But! When was the last time I wanted something that and it wasn't for murder or murder related?!"

Xisuma thought a moment and was quiet. Biffa smiled. "Exactly! I haven't! This is the first time-"

"First time for a reason." The admin added. Biffa glared.

"I just want a pretty flower. Just one! Because they're so happy!"

Xisuma sighed. "Fine.."

Biffa beamed as he dragged X into the flower shop, quickly pointing to a pale blue flower. "That one!" Xisuma looked at it and read off the name. "Bluebird smooth aster. This is the-"

"Yes!!" Biffa happily exclaimed, even happier when they were walking out of the shop with it. Xisuma looked at him and gave a small smile. "Happy?"

Biffa rapidly nodded. "Yes! Yes! Thank you! Now watch! This is why it's so happy!"

Xisuma nodded and looked at Biffa, who held up the flower, pinching the part where the stem connected to the flower, or the petals.

"Ready??" He happily asked, earning a nod from Xisuma.

Biffa smiled. "Suzie was a person till' her head popped off!" Then Biffa pushed his fingers up, the flower popping off and spinning around, leaving just a stem.

Xisuma looked at him and laughed a little. "Of course you'd do that.." 

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Zedaph smiled ass he walked over to Impulse. "Can I have some enslaved potassium?"

Impulse looked at him, confused. "Wha-"

Tango walked over, bouncing. "Oh! Oh! Can I have some soft and frozen cow milk?!"

Impulse looked at both of them. "What are you even-" Then Grian burst in smiling.

"Oh! Add on some oval-ized sugar too!!"

The three children all shared looks before looking at Impulse, all pulling puppy eyes and exclaiming, 

"And droopy chocolate!!!"

Impulse just looked at them confused before Joe walked over, smiling and tired. He looked at Impulse and laughed lightly. "Did you get what they wanted?" Impulse shook his head, vividly confused. Joe laughed again.

"What that all meant was they want a banana split."

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