Stress: True love is a gift!

Cleo: True love is a curse. No matter what someone will end up single then dead.

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Biffa: I'd say I'm responsible.

Also Biffa: For mURDER

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Stress: I feel funny... it's a warm fuzzy feeling I get.. especially when I'm around a specific person..

Iskall: Love..?

Stress: No... like... I wanna beat their brains out..

Biffa, tearing up: Aww... It's her first 'I want to kill someone' thought!

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False: Look at me and I'll kill you!

Ren: Look at me or I'll kill you!

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Cleo: Great, I die either way.

Joe: Nobody said anything..

Cleo: Exactly. Silence.

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<Grian Joined The Server>

<StressMonster101 Left the Game>
<MumboJumbo Left the Game>
<XisumaVoid Left the Game>
<GoodTimesWithScar Left the Game>
<Docm77 Left the Game>
<RenTheDog Left the Game>
<Zedaph Left the Game>
<TangoTek Left the Game>
<ImpulseSV Left the Game>
<iJevin Left the Game>
<Keralis Left the Game>
<BDoubleO100 Left the Game>
<FalseSymmetry Left the Game>
<ZombieCleo Left the Game>
<WelsKnight Left the Game>
<CubFan135 Left the Game>
<Iskall85 Left the Game>

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Zed: Shoot, I got butter in my eye again!

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Scar: I'm not de-clawing Jellie.

Also Scar: NO! HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF YOUR FINGERNAILS WERE RIPPED FROM YOUR FLESH! HMMM!

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Cub: So, let's face our problems.

Cub: We're not overpriced. Your JUST TO BROKE!

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Xisuma: I make a living off my job.

Biffa: I make a living off murder.

Ren: I just slide between the laws baby!

Cleo: I'm not living.

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Biffa: If violence isn't the answer, then it's the question, and the answer is yes.

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Mumbo: How do you even live like this?!

Grian: I dunno, I just live life as if everything is rigged in my favor.

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Ren: I keep this good figure by doing diddly squats!

Doc: You mean diddly squat? As in nothing at all.

Ren: No, diddly squat. I bend over in diddly squat because it's good for these buns!

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Zed: I used a public restroom.

Impulse:

Impulse: ZEDAPH WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!

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Cleo: Can I go to the movies?

Joe: I'm not your dad, do what you want.

Joe:

Joe: Don't talk to strangers. Avoid boys. No drugs. No alcohol. I want to know the movie rating. Be back by eleven.

Joe: Here's ten bucks for popcorn.

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Biffa: See kids, some people talk about their issues. Some face them. Some hide them. 

Biffa: The only correct way is the latter. You hide them after you've stabbed them to death.

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Zed: My poop looked like the emoji!

Grian: Well my poop looked like a smiley face!

Zed: Well MINE clogged the drain!

Impulse, looking at Tango: Thank you for being calm today.

Tango: No, I'm just waiting to tell them how I pooped out the test answers I ate six years ago.

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Mumbo:

Mumbo:

Mumbo:

Mumbo:

Mumbo:

Mumbo: Ok I'm getting scared Grian hasn't said anything-

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Stress: Biffa put the gun down of no more cookies.

Biffa:

Biffa: Which gun?

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Grian: Why does EX wanna take over the world?

Iskall: Because he wants to be in charge.

Grian: So why doesn't he become Stress when she makes cookies?

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Mumbo: *About to come home*

Grian: GET OFF ME!

Iskall: I'LL FART ON WHOEVER'S FACE I WANT!

Mumbo: *Going to the nearest cliff*

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Impulse: I wish..

Joe: What?

Impulse: I wish..

Joe: What?

Impulse: I WISH!

Joe: What!

Impulse: Woah... it came true.. I was able to speak more than five words in a row..

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Ex: Did you hear nothing I just said?!

Grian: In defense, I heard about five words which is a new record for me.

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