Jellie: *Silently wondering why she's being built a castle when all she did was meow*

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Grian: I'm not short!

Mumbo, casually resting his elbow on Grians' head: Hey Iskall? Did you hear something?

Iskall: Uh yeah Gria- OHHH! Wait! Are we doing the thing where we pretend-? Oh yeah yeah, sorry sorry. No I didn't hear anything.

Mumbo: *Sighs*

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Biffa, happily: WELS! I just took the HUGEST dump! It's so big! And gross!

Wels, cringing: Ewww! Biffa I don't want to know about your poop!

Biffa, laughing: Wh- Oh! Oh wait no I wasn't... oh dear lord Wels were you thinking I was referring to poop...?

Wels: Yes. You said you took a dump...

Biffa, dragging Wels to the dump he just stole from the government: No! I meant I took an actual dump!

Wels:

Biffa:

Wels:

Biffa: It should last me about a weeks worth of bodies!

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Grian: Mumbo I learned something!

Mumbo: *Falls to floor laughing*

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Joe: Halloween is a holiday Cleo.

Cleo: Sure, but if you scare kids everyday then Halloween is everyday.

Joe: Yeah and I have grey streaks.

Cleo: Actually, you do.

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Zed: Purple!

Tango: Purple!

Impulse: What the-

Zed: pUrPlE

Tango: PURPLE!

Zed: PURRRRPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEE!!

Tango: PUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPLLLLLLEEEEE!

Impulse:

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Grian: If we stopped paying taxes, the government couldn't afford to stop us.

Cleo: If we faked our deaths, the government couldn't give us taxes because we should be dead.

Cub: Screw the government. When you have money, you can just sue the government for existing and win because you have money.

Biffa: If there isn't a government to give taxes to then you wouldn't have to pay them.

Zed: I can't pay taxes because I never learned money.

Xisuma: Or we could just pay the taxes...

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Impulse: Don't play with fire!

Zed: *Causally eats a torch*

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Biffa: So there are two ways to take this situation.

Biffa: You can either see this as 'The stains are the blood from the mass murder.'

Biffa: Or you could see it as 'I just gave the house and city streets a new paint job.'

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Cleo: *Smiles*

Joe:

Joe: Alright who died?

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Grian: Call me an idiot but your wrong.

Grian: I'm a Grian.

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Ren: Heart attack and heat exhaustion.

Doc: Did Biffa try teaching you ways to make a death look natural again..

Ren: No. It's ways I could kill people.

Ren: I mean, just one look at all this and you'd die.

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Mumbo: Grian, for the fifth time, take out the trash.

Grian: Mumbo, for the fifth time, I did go out.

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Iskall:

Iskall:

Iskall:

Iskall:

Iskall: Sorry I just wanted a line...

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Grian: Pretend to be my parents!

Doc: I don't want to.

False: Nope bye.

Grian: Good you know your lines!

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Cleo: Remember the good old days?

Joe: The ones without Grian or the ones where you could smile without being assumed of killing a person?

Cleo: No, the ones where I could look at you without seeing a bunch of grey streaks.

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Xisuma: Goodbye. I quit you people.

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Tango: Run with scissors.

Zed: Play with fire.

Tango: Eat helium.

Zed: Use explosives when your parents aren't around so they can't say no.

Tango: Using other people's credit cards it acceptable when it benefits you.

Zed: Murder is ok as long as you don't get caught.

Tango: Throwing people off roofs is a fun way to learn gravity.

Zed: Technically it's ok to blow stuff up and cause chaos because you learn how to do it better the next time.

Tango: Mistakes are ok, because they're mistakes. So if you do something illegal and say it was a mistake that's ok.

Zed: Don't work for stuff when you can make others do it for you.

Tango: Always look on the bad side so you understand the seriousness of a situation.

Impulse: This is the OPPOSITE of what I've told you two!

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