Biffa: I'm a confident driver!

Wels: You almost ran over Bdubs..

Biffa: With confidence!
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Joe: How's life?

Impulse: Good! You?

Joe: Good!

Impulse: We're both lying aren't we?

Joe: Most definetly!

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Grian: Fine! Name one time I've been irresponsible or rash!

Mumbo, turning on a power point: I have a two hundred slide power point for last January.

Mumbo: It's alphabetized.

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Impulse: Zed, why are the clothes in the dishwasher..?

Zed: You mean the clothes washer?

Impulse: No, I mean there are clothes. In the dishwasher.

Zed: Wait then if I put the clothes in the dishwasher.....- *breaking dishes and silverware in the clothes washer cutting him off.*

Impulse:

Impulse: I'll go get my keys...

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Joe: *Playing the guitar*

Cleo: Do you take requests?

Joe: Ye-

Cleo: Please stop.

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Grian: Mumbo Mumbo! The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he did not exist!

Mumbo, laughing: Oh Grian..., I'm pretty sure that the whole world knows you exist.

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Xisuma: The average person tells four lies a day, or 1,460 a year for a total of 88,000 by the age of 60. And the most common is: "I'm fine."

Joe: *Rapidly nodding his head in agreement*

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Scar: I thought of all the different kinds of love in the world. I could think of ten without even trying. The way parents love their kids, the way you love a puppy or chocolate ice cream, or home or your favorite book or sister. Or your uncle. There's those kinds of love. Then the other kind. The falling kind.

Also Scar: *Falling over shoe laces and cat toys in order to get to Jellie*

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Xisuma: I don't want to die without any scars.

Evil X, pulling out a knife: So I was thinking we could start with your throat..

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Joe: Every knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward.

Cleo: Untrue.

Also Cleo: I suffered the glory of falling off a cliff. And did I die? No. I got stuck here with you nitwits.

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Impulse: It is no good casting out devils. They belong to us and we must accept them and be at peace with them.

Also Impulse: I'll never be at peace as long as Tango is around, and I'll forever refuse to accept him as a fellow human.

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Biffa: I've never seen a wild thing feel sorry for itself. A small bird will drop frozen dead from a bough without ever having felt sorry for itself.

Also Biffa: Self pity is something humans created for attention. So stop feeling bad and just lET ME KILL YOU!

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Grian: Life is ours to be spent, not saved.

Iskall: I've decided my life will be spent watching Grian be stupid.

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Joe: Going up stairs is difficult. Yet going down downhill in life is worse. But in the end you still gotta do 'em.

Cleo:

Cleo: I think you meant, 'Dragging the body upstairs is difficult, but throwing it down them is worth it. Because in the end you know they're dead.

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Biffa: Some people say 'The question isn't "How hard did it hurt," it's "How hard did you try to get back up?"

Also Biffa: To answer the question, the person was dead before they could try to get back up.

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Stress: Birds don't just fly, they fall down and get up.

Cleo: Not if they're dead.

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Mumbo: Trying to forget someone you love is like trying to remember someone you never met.

Grian: How come I remember the faces of the demons in the corners then if I haven't met them..?

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Joe, being smart: Most people carry that pain around inside them their whole lives, until they kill the pain by other means, or until it kills them. But you, my friends, you found another way: a way to use the pain. To burn it as fuel, for light and warmth. You have learned to break the world that has tried to break you.

Biffa:

Cleo:

Biffa: I just break the bones of the people who look at me wrong...

Cleo: I have no emotion..

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Grian: Tragedy is like strong acid- it dissolves away all but the gold of truth.

Also Grian, readying to dump acid on the government: Now let's see what you've been hiding!

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