Funny story. All of these were conversations with a friend. All of them. Me and a friend. Two idiots.
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Biffa: This earth cane flat.
Biffa: Now there are hills and bumps.
Biffa: Bodies needed burying.
Biffa: Now the hills are hilly.

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Wels: Singing competition!
Grian: Ice Ice Baby!
Biffa: Ar-Arson Baby!
Stress: The hills are alive! With the sound of music!
Cleo: The hills are alive, with the sound of dying!

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Grian, running at the ocean and jumping on it: DIE WATER!
Iskall, walking to shore after traveling neck deep: DIE PEASANTS!
Mumbo, just sitting there: Dead sanity..

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Stress: When the dog bites!
Stress: When the bee stings!
Stress: When you're feeling sad!
Stress: I simply remember my favorite things! And then I don't feel! Soooo bAAAAAddd!
Cleo: When your dog betrayals!
Cleo: When the bees murder!
Cleo: When we are depressed!
Cleo: I simply remember the miserable fact! That I ammmmmm! dEEEAAAAdd!
False: When the men live!
False: When the swords thrown!
False: When your hands are bloody!
False: I simply remind myself of the fact! That I-uh am! fAALLLLSSSeee!

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Biffa: I went paddle-boarding.
Biffa: We got caught in a storm.
Biffa: All I could think about was how I could shove other people in with the lightning.
Wels: Biffa, dude. Please get some help.

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Mumbo, in court as Grians' lawyer: Ok, Grian. You have to be mature.
Grian: My butt itches...

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Tango: Bye! I'm going to go enjoy my plans!
Impulse: Okay! Don't die!
Tango: Never mind. I have no plans.

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Biffa: I have plans.
Ex: I do too.
Xisuma: If it's mass murder, then the answer is no.
Grian: Well I have chores.
Mumbo: If it deals with an idea you made, then no.
Cleo: I-
Joe: No. Just no. The answer. Is no.

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Grian, sadly: I miss Mumbo..
Xisuma: Why..?
Grian: Whenever he's around all the chores seem to do themselves..
Xisuma: ......

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Tango: We all have life mistakes!
Impulse: Mine is you two.
Zed: I keep making new mistakes, each stupider and stupider.
Mumbo: We all have life mistakes!
Iskall: Regret nothing, laugh at everything.
Grian: I'm surprised my life has went this far with all mine..
Stress: We all have life mistakes!
False: Letting the men live.
Joe: We all have life mistakes!
Cleo: Mine is not dying sooner.
Xisuma: We all have life mistakes!
Xisuma: And before anyone else butts in! Mine is this server!

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Doc: I'm just watching you eat syrup
Etho: Don't judge..

(You know who you are but dude d'ya remember this conversation at breakfast?)
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Grian: I feel like everything we say turns into incorrect quotes..
Iskall: Agreed, it's probably because everything we say is stupid.

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Grian: Mumbo! I figured something out! I'm not stupid, your just extra smart!
Mumbo: No your stupid, I'm just a genius.

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Mumbo, in a store with Grian, pointing at a little kid: That kid reminds me of you.
Grian: Why? Because he's cute and sweet?
Mumbo: No, because he's short and needs to be on a leash.

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Iskall: *blowing up an inflatable with an electric air pump*
Grian: *starts screaming in sync with the pitch*
Mumbo: Why?
Xisuma: Are you ok
Mumbo: I'm questioning our friendship...
Xisuma: I was talking to Grian

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Mumbo: HERMIT CHALLENGES!! INITIATION!!
Iskall: And he calls us stupid..
Grian: *casually eating both cookies*
Grian: Nods

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Grian: Mumbo I'm moving in!
Mumbo: And where would you sleep?
Grian: The kitchen sink!
Mumbo: Where would you eat?
Grian: The bathtub!
Mumbo: And where would you actually live?
Grian: The plumbing system!

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Biffa: Everyone get in the car!
Grian: I call shotgun!
Biffa: *hands him a shotgun*
Biffa: Ok, so who wants pistol?

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Stress: I got stung by a jellyfish..!
False: I got one down my shirt and didn't feel it.
Cleo: Then just kill the jellyfish..

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