Jellie: *Exists*

Scar: So anyways I started simping-

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Impulse: The real treasure is the memories we made along the way.

Zed: I almost died.

Impulse: That was my fondest memory.

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False: Hey how do I get revenge on someone?

Stress: Forgive and forget.

Gemini: Head. Brick. Done.

Cleo, pointing at Gemini: I like her logic. Can we keep her? We're keeping her.

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Mumbo: Hey how're you?

Grian: Nearly got myself willingly kidnapped, and you?

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Etho, dumping out a bag full of maple syrup and lunchables: Tonight, we feast!

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Bdubs: Do you miss the imagination of childhood?

Doc: I never had one.

Bdubs: An imagination or childhood?

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Stranger: Hey you!

Grian: Me?

Stranger: Yeah, you! We met yesterday! Do you not remember 

Grian: I meet a lot of people.

Stranger: You ate my food.

Grian: Yeah that happens sometimes.

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Pearl: Alright guys, self-promotion time!

Mumbo: Please sub, for the love of god I need the money.

Tango: Follow my insta. It's all feet pics.

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Gemini: I don't like it when smart people are concerned.

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Ren: I may be a mess, but at least I'm a hot one.

Doc: Debatable.

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Pearl: I brought waffles!

False: I brought pancakes!

Stress: I brought syrup and plates!

Cleo: I brought my appetite.

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Cub: Hm.

Bdubs, aggressively: Hm.

Cub, going with it: HMM.

Bdubs: HMMMM.

Xisuma, walking in: Huh?

Cub: Out. Get out. Just get out. You ruined it.

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Joe: And what have you done today?

Cleo: Answered this question.

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Biffa: Ever get the feeling you're not alone in the room?

Biffa, darkly chuckling: Well, you're not.

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Mumbo: Hey peasant what do you want for Christmas?

Iskall: Drugs.

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Interviewer: So do you have any talents?

Impulse: I can chug a 32 ounce coffee in under a thirty seconds.

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Doc: Did it hurt?

Bdubs: When I fell from heaven..?

Doc: No. When you fell from the vending machine. I just watched you fall off the top.

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Zed: I don't know when feet pics became a language. All I know is that I'm fluent in it.

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Keralis: I just saw a pretty lady at Disney land dressed as a fairy, which honestly makes me feel better about being called one in middle school.

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Iskall: Ok, everyone say things that don't make sense!

Grian: Iskall likes diorite.

Mumbo: Grian is smart.

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Impulse, inhaling a cup of caffine while sliding down the hall in wheelys: I  AM   S P E E D !

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Bdubs: Do you ever just..

Ren: Do I ever just..?

Bdubs: *intensely staring at Ren*

Ren:

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Cleo, walking in: Depressed onion. Cutting itself. There's your daily fill of humor.

Joe:

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Xisuma: *picks up bottle of water*

Doc, in a narrator voice: And for the firm time in forever, the wild caffeine bag touches a non-energy drink.

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