Grian: Your honor I have screenshots.

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Scar: I nearly dropped Jellie onto the soft, plush carpeted floor.

Scar: But thank god I have ninja reflexes because I was able to slap her into the wall instead.

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Wels: Now that it's all over, I'd like to explain why I left at the beginning of the season.

Wels: You see, rickrolling. The normal world went nuts with it, so just imagine what happened on Hermitcraft..

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Doc: Public service is a responsibility. And I am very responsible.

Ren: Tripping little kids who are running around screaming in restaurants isn't responsible.

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Grian: Whenever someone thinks highly of me I instantly wonder how long it will be until I disappoint them.

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Zed: *Staring at Tango with a wide smile and his head tilted downwards for a creepy effect.*

Tango: *Staring right back at Zed from across the room with the exact same look*

Impulse: They've been at this for five hours now..

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Mumbo: I used to have a good work ethic.

Mumbo: But then Grian kept needing to show me memes and funny videos and now I get nothing done.

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Grian: *Trying to sell Mumbo on the dark web for a new Xbox*

Mumbo: *Noticing Grian while he's on the dark web trying to pay someone to take Grian*

Grian: I shouldn't be on here!

Mumbo: Neither should I!

Iskall, behind their backs: *Trying to sell the both of them for some Swedish fish*

Xisuma: *Noticing all of this as he's trying to sell the server and the Hermits for a therapy session*

Cleo, who has taken over the dark web: *Generally confused as to why she didn't think of all this sooner*

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Joe: There's a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in.

Bdubs: Not my heart. That's just filled with emptiness.

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Cub: One day I hope I'm wealthy enough to where I don't do double-takes at abandoned roadside furniture.

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False: What if we kissed?

False: But instead of kissing you drop off Mexican food at my doorstep and then leave?

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Impulse: I'm still trying to figure out how 'Oh! It's midnight!' turned into 'Oh, it's midnight.. One more episode.'

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Joe: Why do you keep canceling our plans??

Cleo: Well first off I'm never serious when we make them.

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Scar: None of you truly know me until you've been awake with me at four am.

Cub: Your bedtime is eight.

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Grian: People seriously underestimate me when they say "Go big or go home."

Grian: Like seriously, I'm going home. That's my one task in life.

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Bdubs: You sound like you're hitting on the waitress people when you ask what their favorite food is at a restaurant.

Keralis: Is it so wrong to be genuinely interested in a person's opinion?!

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Joe: Four worded depressing sentence challenge go!

Scar: No more cats allowed.

Grian: You're not a superhero.

Cleo: No more WiFi left.

Ex: The pizza is cold.

Xisuma: Don't worry, you'll live.

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Impulse: So the weather said at around four am-

Zed, pouring sugar into a bowl: I'll be up.

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Etho: *Sets down some pretzel sticks and walks away*

xB: *Looks at the pretzels for .5 seconds*

Etho: *Crashes through the roof*

Etho: WHAT THE BLOODY HECK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!?

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Xisuma: *Sneezes*

Ex, from the floorboards: Bless you.

Xisuma: Satin?

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Grian: I have a "why am I like this" moment at least five times a day.

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Scar: One chip plus two chips is three chips.

Cub: Actually it's two.

Scar: Yeah but what about that chip that you suddenly find in your pocket?

Cub:

Cub: One chip plus one chip is three chips.

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Cleo: I like to leave a jar of peanut butter open so that way whenever I want some I just dip a finger in and eat it.

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Iskall: *Intense screaming and arm flailing*

Iskall: Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk on why diorite sucks and should burn forever.

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Grian: Anything is possible if you have enough gummy worms.

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Zed: What now?

Tango: I dunno, I honestly thought the explosion would've killed us.

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Etho, trying to be dramatic: Only a fool would fall in love with someone like me.

Doc: Good thing we're all smart.

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Etho: So I can press the button..?

Doc: Yup.

Etho: *Presses it*

Doc: It's when you let go that things will get nasty.

Etho: You sneaky little green bean man.

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Scar: I was a superhero for five minutes!

Cub: And in that time you got yourself lost in a 'Toys R Us' and we all had to come to get you.

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Iskall: *Asks a question*

Mumbo: Does Grian poop in the woods?

Iskall: ???

Grian, from down the hall: The answer is yes!

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Hels: This is it. This is my life now. I have climbed this hill and will die on it.

Wels: Shut up we've been hiking for twenty minutes.

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Cleo: Funerals are like birthday parties.

Cleo: They're dumb. People always brag at them like 'Haha I got gifts' and 'Haha I'm dead in a permanent sleep and nobody can wake me!'

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Zed: Hey how long can a person live without a brain..?

Impulse: Not long.

Tango, walking past: I should be dead.

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