Zed: How much helium can I ingest from balloons until something bad happens?

Tango: You'll get dizzy around seven and probably pass out around the ninth.

Impulse:

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Bdubs: Doc does a lot of things silently.

Bdubs: Walking, breathing, eating, laughing, working, existing, making blueprints..

Bdubs: Judging people.

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Grian: *Walks past Mumbo and towering over him by a good five inches*

Mumbo: *Screaming*

Mumbo, waking up from his nightmare: Oh thank the lord..

Mumbo, realizing he doesn't dream: Oh no-

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Xisuma, walking down the hall nicely groomed with poise and elegance: Alert everyone of my presence and prepare for my arrival in precisely an hour.

Biffa, slipping down the hallway in a onesie: PREPARE MY SPACESHIP!!

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Cub: I can just imagine Luke going 'How did my father die' and Obi-Wan responding 'Well he wasn't very good at the floor is lava'. Or something like that.

Scar:

Scar: Cub.

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Cleo: I am going to kill a duck today!

Joe: Interesting.

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Wels: The winner of this contest gets cookies- Who is the dumbest person in this room?

Etho: For over a year I was confused about where my ice was going!

Scar: I still don't know who's stealing my doors.

Cub: I know all of you.

Grian: Once I used sandpaper as toilet paper.

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Stress: I like poison ivy, it's pretty.

False: It hurts though?

Stress: Don't judge it by what it makes you feel! You have to spend time with it for it to warm up to you!

False: Sure Stress, sure.

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Iskall: Grians being pretty quiet..

Iskall:

Iskall: Wait-

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Python: Do you ever just.. hmmmmmmmfflllpppplooduwiishsbwksus?

Jevin: Only on Sundays, yes.

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Impulse: We finish each others-

Xisuma: Therapy forms!

Joe: They're both a lot like me~

Mumbo: Because with you~

Xisuma: With you~

Mumbo: I CAN GET A MOMENT OF SILENCE!

Joe: MY SCREAMS DON'T HAVE TO BE HELD BACK ANYMORE-!

Impulse: FREEDOM IS A LOCKED DOOR! DOOR DOOR DOOR DOOR!!

Xisuma: FREEDOM IS A LOCKED DOOR~

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Stress: *Dragging a Swedish Fish back and forth*

Iskall: *Following it with his eyes and swaying with it slightly*

False: Should we stop her?

Mumbo: No I want to see how this ends..

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Joe: Cleo clean up this mess!

Cleo: Ok.

Cleo: *Continues not cleaning the mess*

Joe, five days later: I hope you're happy Cleo. The mess got so big I had to clean it myself. I hope you learned a lesson and feel bad over this.

Cleo: Actually I cleaned it.

Joe: No you didn't, I just did.

Cleo: Actually, I did.

Cleo: You see, by using reverse psychology I knew that you would eventually clean up my mess for me. So, technically I manipulated and used you into doing my work, but you did that because of me. So, in conclusion, I cleaned up my mess.

Cleo, smirking: How's it feel to be used, grandpa?

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Grian, on a date with an actually nice person: So uh, how're-

Mumbo, shamelessly walking into the diner to save the other person from Grian: Grian I told you to stop pooping in your pants and not telling anyone!! And where's your bib, huh?!

Iskall, standing up from the booth behind them: Oh, and have you run out of that foot cream? I know the fungus is getting pretty bad..

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Keralis: Lifehack! When you get ice cream always order one scoop, but when they hand it to you tell them you'd actually want another scoop. This forces them into matching the size of the initial scoop, which is always bigger when it's for one cone.

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Etho: So before I continue, we're all family and therefore won't judge each other for our honest mistakes?

Doc: No.

Bdubs, pulling out a camera: Just spill your secrets buddy, it's ok.

Vintage, already preparing to laugh at Etho: C'mon, c'mon, tell me!! Gimme the beans! What happened??!

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False: I don't get balloons.

False: Like, happy birthday here's a plastic bag of my breath.

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Iskall: *Suddenly hugs Grian*

Grian: What're you doing..?

Iskall: Appreciating a little thing in my life.

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Keralis: *Handing out flowers to his friends*

Stress: Keralis is so nice, he always gives his friends flowers..

Stress: I wish you would do that.

Iskall: Okay?

Iskall, ten minutes later giving out flowers to Mumbo and Grian: Yeah I don't know either.

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Zed: You guys I saw an oul!

Zed: Owul!

Zed: Ouwl!

Zed: A hoot hoot!

Tango: You saw a hooter?

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Biffa: Some people say I have a unique way of lighting up the room.

Xisuma, screaming: Biffa why would you set the couch on fire!?!?!?

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Xisuma: I know people say there's plenty of fish in the sea.

Xisuma: And yeah but the only fish I see are the ones people love to slaughter and tear to pieces.

Xisuma: Oh and the ones living in my bathtub.

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Mumbo: If you like me, then that's a big red flag right there so it won't work out.

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Etho: A serving of chips is ten chips.

Etho: That's dumb, I mean I eat ten chips from a bag while trying to decide if I want chips or not.

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