Cub: Jellie sat on me yesterday-

Scar, defensively: Nobody cares Cub, she's on me right now.

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Xisuma, John-Wicking up: I got mad and now, I'm getting even.

Cub: What happened..?

Xisuma: Someone stole my tea, and they're going to pay.

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Bdubs: If I died-

Doc, pulling out party hats: Finally! Something to smile over!

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False, vaguely motioning: I've come to realize there are two types of morning people.

Cleo, grumbling from under the covers: I will kill you and this daylight I will kill you kill you kill you get the heck away I'm trying to sleep I will KILL YOU!

Stress, watering plants: Oh it's such a lovely day!

Grian, running by: ISKALL GIVE ME BACK THE MAGNO OR I'M BREAKING YOUR ARMS!

False: Two types of morning people and a normal Tuesday morning.

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Doc: Oh that sounds painful, may I come?

Ren: For moral support?

Doc: Sure.

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Scar: I have a system, ok?!

Grian: Oh yes because a hundred or so shoulder boxes is a system.

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Wels: Here, have some water!

Hels: Noooo water is terrible for you, drink soda.

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Etho, crunching chips in the ears of his fellow sleeping hermits at twelve in the morning: Crunchity munchity, crunchity munchity, crunchity munchity!

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Grian: I've been up since six in the morning at I've already eaten seven skittles. I could take on the world!

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Zed: *Eating yellow snow*

Impulse:

Tango: *Joins in eating yellow snow*

Impulse: You guys-

Zed and Tango: *Hiding yellow dye behind their backs*

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Doc: Ok, fine, do you actually want to know how I broke my arm?

Grian: Yes!!

Doc, showing him photos: You see I was in a hula hoop club. I was pretty good and had a few things mastered. But one day I fell and broke it and now here we are.

Doc: And do you want to know why I told you this?

Grian: Why..?

Doc: Because nobody would believe you.

Grian:

Grian: Why you twisted little sick-

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Xisuma: Ok who did this?!

Ren: I take no credit, I'm flawless.

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Cleo: Joeeeee I'm on fire!

Joe, not looking up: Figure it out Cleo, we've been over this.

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Bdubs, motioning to Xisuma's eyebags: Seriously, when did you last sleep?!

Xisuma: Its allergies..

Bdubs: To?

Xisuma: Life.

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Bdubs: *Falls*

Doc: *Smiles*

Bdubs: lOoK a sMiLE!

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Joe: *Dancing to 'Wannabe'*

Cleo: I'm beginning to see why you're still single.

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Mumbo: The trick to parenting Grian is to just say "Wow that's cool, show me more?" and never actually look at what he's doing.

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Keralis: Hey Do-

Doc: One second I'm talking to Ren.

Doc, on the phone: Oh really?! Tell me more!

Doc, setting it down: Sorry, continue.

Keralis, talking about a project: Well..

Doc, picking up the phone ten minutes later: They did not do that!

Doc: *Sets it down and continues listening*

Keralis: *Continuing*

Doc, again on the phone to Ren: Oh my god! Really?! You did not deserve that, you're so much better than that person!

Doc, setting it down again and looking at Keralis: Oh really?! Tell me more!

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Etho: When I'm bored I slather butter all over myself and slide around on the kitchen floor like I'm a slug.

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False: Is Google a boy or girl?

Wels: Obviously a girl because it won't let you finish your sentence without suggesting other ideas-

False: That's offensive, why don't you make it a boy or a dog?

Wels:

False:

False: Oh.

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Grian, handing out paper: Here.

Hermits: What are these..?

Grian: Coupons to know about my past.

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Scar: If coral stresses, they die. So if I was a coral I'd be dead.

Grian: What do corals even stress about?

Wels: Current events.

False: I sea.

Ex: My stress typically comes in waves.

Scar, pouting: You guys are disrespecting me right now!!

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TFC: Whenever you read a book, you're staring at a dead tree.

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Stress: *Puts a bracelet on Mumbo*

Mumbo: What's this..?

Stress: It's a mood bracelet! Now we'll all know whenever you need a hug!

Mumbo, tearing up as the bracelet goes off: ..thank you..

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Cub: I like all my friends!

Cub: Scar and Cleo and Joe and uh.. Xisuma and uh..

Cub: Sand..

Cub: Pigs..

Cub: Water..

Cub: Uh..

Cub: Actually never mind I hate all of them.

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Scar: You may have won the battle but I will win the fictional argument we're having in my head while I'm walking home from losing the battle.

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Grian: You think it's gonna be a good day.

Grian: bUT then that anxiety hits you with a hmm its like you don't even care about that one day in third grade anymore...

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Xisuma: You have 30 seconds to unscrew yourself from this mess starting 28 seconds ago.

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