Bdubs: Ok what is wrong with you?!

Bdubs: You haven't eaten, you haven't slept, and you're not throwing bricks at random people!

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Iskall: So bad news, a lot of people died-

Grian: But did you get the potato?

Iskall: Yes.

Grian: Then all is o-k. Collateral damage!

Mumbo:

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Mumbo, chasing a chicken with a knife: Die foul beast!!

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Hermit: *Speaks*

False: System error, please come back later.

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Tango: *In clear pain, laying on the couch*

Impulse: What happened??

Tango: Trying to eat a metal pipe was not a good idea...

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Scar, snuggling Jellie: Aww she loves me!

Cub: She's looking at you like she's ready to claw your face off.

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Cleo: My brain is malfunctioning.

Joe: It worked in the first place?

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Stress: I'm a vegan because I want to help the earth's animals!

False: I'm a vegan because I hate the plants!

Cleo: I've been eating fruit roll-ups and tootsie rolls for the past year.

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Robber, speaking with an accent: Hands up this is a straw-brr-e!

Grian: Let me guess, you're gonna kiwi us all?

Joe: Please lettuce go!

Doc: Or I'll beet you up!

Ren: Wait can we all still meat at six?

Keralis: No I've already oranged for us to meet at five!

Bdubs: Oh now don't make me commit a melony!

Mumbo: We really are in quite the pickle..

Robber:

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Police car: *Making siren sounds*

Police, knocking on the door: *Beginning to speak*

Xisuma, dragging in Biffa: Here he is officer, just take him away.

Police: That's not-

Impulse, dragging in Zed and Tango: Sorry officer, here they are I can guarantee they did whatever it was together.

Police: Actually they're not-

Mumbo, dragging in Grian: Officer I deeply apologized for whatever he did, and I recommend a life sentence. Here, take him away.

Police: We don't want him-

Joe, dragging in Cleo: Who and what did she kill again? Also, please for the love of god force her into rehab!

Police: ...we came to ask if you've seen this person? He's psychologically unstable-

Biffa, squinting: Oh yeah I beat him up!

Cleo: Oh yeah me too!

Zed: Me and Tango blew up his house.

Tango: Yup.

Grian: Xisuma's mentally unstable if that's what you're asking?

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xB: How the heck did you get here so fast?! I was like three minutes away!!

Etho: I broke a lot of speed limits, ok?! Now, where are those waffles I am getting my waffles!

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Therapist: And how is your home life? How's that going?

Xisuma: The Office, season 7, episode 18, minute 14:45.

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Bdubs: Etho, no!

Etho: *Continues*

Bdubs: Etho, stop! I am begging you!

Etho: *Doesn't stop*

Bdubs: *Starts crying and screaming*

Etho: *Finishes cutting a piece of pie from the middle of the pie*

Etho: Mmm delicious!

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Xisuma: Mom said alcohol is the enemy and is bad.

Ex: Yeah and Jesus said to love your enemy. Case closed.

Ex: *Proceeds to drink bleach*

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Grian: *Looking for the terraforming that was supposed to be done behind his mansion*

Scar: *Acting confused and pretending he actually did it*

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Wels: I'm not saying I hate you, I'm just saying if you got hit by a bus then I'd be the one driving it.

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Impulse: Why did you take your gummies at 6am instead of 9am?

Zed: I wanted to surprise the bacteria.

Impulse:

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Doc, as a genie: You have three wishes.

Person: I wish the world had no lawyers.

Doc: Done, you're out of wishes.

Person: But-

Doc, already going back to the lamp: Sue me.

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Jevin and Python: *Both sneaking out of incorrect quote duty*

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Bdubs: *Falls*

Doc: *Doubling over laughing, crying, wheezing, and pointing his finger at Bdubs unable to speak*

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