Cub, pointing to a box of grass: What's that?

Impulse: Oh, it's that edible grass stuff from Petco.

Impulse: I got it for Tango.

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Mumbo, texting: Where r u?

Grian, replying: In a grave.

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Tango: I find it humorous that yoga pants are flat, but then the butt part sticks out like a sideways traffic cone.

Impulse: Tango-

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Xisuma: Give us one reason on why we should believe this explosion wasn't your fault.

Grian: It required redstone.

Xisuma: Grian is innocent.

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Bdubs: *Walking*

Trees: *Start evil laughing in German*

Bdubs: *Concerned screaming*

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Scar: Jellie is absolutely innocent. She's perfectly innocent. Nothing she can do would ever be faulted.

Cub:

Scar: I mean, even if she killed someone, it would be my fault for not being good enough a parent.

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TFC, singing: Beans, beans, they're good for your heart, the more ya eat 'em the more ya-

Cleo: Have a higher chance of choking.

Doc: Multiply the numbers of throwing cans?

Xisuma: Create conversations leading to the question of why you're friends with these people?

Wels: Become immortal.

TFC: ...fart.

Wels:

Wels: Immortal farts.

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Jevin: Tell me what's worse- Living, or dying first?

Ren: I just asked for a cracker..

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Bdubs, looking for Keralis: *Hears a sniffle from the laundry room*

Bdubs: *Opens the dryer door*

Bdubs: Keralis! Why're you in here, I've been looking for you!!

Keralis: I'm trying to make my tears float away..

Bdubs: In the dryer..?

Keralis: *Nodding*

Bdubs:

Bdubs: Does it work?

Xisuma, peeking his head forward to show he's in there too: *Nodding*

Bdubs:

Bdubs, stepping in: Move over I'm coming in-

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Grian: Permission to be weird?

Mumbo: No.

Iskall : No.

Grian, beginning to do something weird: Your opinions never mattered.

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Zed: *Makes weird motions on the top of the staircase*

Tango: *Makes a weirder one from the table*

Zed: *Makes a very wrong weird motion*

Tango: *Makes a completely messed up weird motion*

Impulse: Should I stop them..?

Etho: No I kinda wanna see where this is going..

Wels: Yeah they're at the 'I'm stabbing a stick down your throat' par- Oh wait Zed just moved to the 'I'm going to crack open your skull' part.

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Bdubs: Hey how do you celebrate Valentines Day if nobody loves-

Doc: I don't celebrate it. I laugh at the idiots who are going to end up heartbroken and with a dead spouse at the age of sixty.

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Biffa: Oh yeah it's definitely fine. My neighbors think my names John, my co-workers think it's Angelo, and all my friends think it's Biffa.

Scar: Yea-! Wait, what?

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Joe: It's not procrastinating, it's just my work ethic.

Joe: I just spend an excessive amount of time thinking about when I'm going to do my work.

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Cub: I wish you a very painful death.

Cleo: Thank you, same for you.

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Xisuma: How does Grian win every argument?!

Mumbo: He screams random nonsense with concerning confidence until the other person quits and gives in.

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Doc: I will prove anyone wrong.

Mumbo: Grian is tall.

Doc:

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Tango: We lost Zed.

Impulse: *Opens bag of potato chips*

Impulse: C'mere Zed! Pspspsps! C'mon, I have potato chi-

Grian: *Falls through ceiling*

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Hels: I will kill you.

Wels: Oh, gee, thanks! I owe ya one!

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Xisuma: Do it.

Doc: No.

Xisuma: Yes.

*Awhile later*

Doc: Bdubs, I've come to say that I'm sorry.

Bdubs: I'm listening..

Doc: No, that was it. I said sorry.

Doc: Oh, yay. I've said it twice now. Now I get to do a freebee to do anything mean that I want to.

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False: You are getting very sleepy..

Keralis: Woah, I am! Thanks False!

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Scar, pointing to Grian: YOU RUINED MY LIFE!

Grian, pointing back: I HATE YOU TOO!

Xisuma: Woah, woah, what happened??

Scar: GRIAN SLAUGHTERED JELLIES NAME AND SHE ONLY RESPONDS TO 'McFluffers' NOW!

Grian: SCAR BRUTALLY WHIPPED AND FLAYED PEARL AND MAUI SO THEY ONLY RESPOND TO 'Fluffy Buns' AND 'Sandy the Squirrel' NOW!!

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Grian: TELL ME WHY!

Stress: AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HEARTACHE!

Grian: TELL ME WHY!

Wels: AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A MISTAKE!

Grian: TELL ME WHY!

Cleo: I NEVER WANNA HEAR YOU SAY-

Joe: That you're smiling for no reason. We all know that's a lie.

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Zed: This is all my fault..

Tango: No it's all my fault!

Impulse: No, it's not either one of you's faults.

Impulse: It's both of yours.

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Grian: Trust me! I haven't led you astray in minutes!

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Doc: Don't you have to go be obnoxious somewhere else?

Ren: Not until four.

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Xisuma: Where are you going?

Biffa: Oh just dropping off some cookies to my new neighbors!

Xisuma: Oh that's nice!

Xisuma: What's you're ulterior motive?

Biffa: Revenge.

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Doc: I need plans for revenge.

Grian: Call from the hospital and say their whole family is dead. Like, Cancer or something.

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Bdubs: Doc can't trace it back to us.

Keralis: Doc traces everything back to us. Even the stuff we didn't do he traces back to us.

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Mumbo: What's your favorite color?

Grian: Really? Don't ask me dumb questions.

Mumbo: How is formic acid prepared in a lab?

Grian: My favorite color is red.

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Hels: If someone gets one more bloodstain on this carpet, I'm going to kill someone.

Wels: Sounds a little counterproductive.

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Scar, watching it snow: The world is spaghetti and God has given us parmesan.

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Xisuma: So apparently you all got drunk, trashed a crime scene, and Zed got stuck in the trash chute?

Xisuma, after a long silence: It's sad to say, but that's the most mature thing you all have pulled. Good job.

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Joe: There are two types of people.

Impulse: When I die-

Cub: If I die-

Cleo: I have died.

Joe:

Joe: Three types of people.

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