Impulse: You know what they say, when there's smoke, there's fire.

Impulse: And Tango.

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Grian: Xisuma, I hate to be 'that guy' but I accidentaly glued myself to the ceiling again.

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Wels: When was the last time you slept?

Xisuma, holding his 26th cup of coffee: Yes.

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Doc, setting down a card: Ace of spades.

Grian, pulling out an Uno +4: Plus four.

Stress, laying down a Pokémon card: Charmander, I choose you!

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Cleo: If a dude calls you 'princess' in a condescending manner, assert your new royal status and have him beheaded.

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Grian: Life is soup. I am a fork.

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Mumbo, holding a cross: THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU!

Grian: You're a fool if you think I'm scared of that man.

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Cub: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated!

Scar: Killed without hesitation.

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Etho: In my defense, your honor, I simply cannot vibe with the law.

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Xisuma: Wow I feel so happy right now!

Xisuma:

Xisuma, narrowing his eyes: Something's wrong.

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Impulse: Can you pass me the salt?

Zed: The what? Huh?

Impulse: Salt.

Zed: What's that?

Impulse, letting out a long and painful sigh:

Impulse: The ocean cocaine.

Zed: Sure!

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Cleo: People who sleep with their phone on silent or DND don't care about anybody.

False: If you decide to have a problem after midnight that's between you and God.

Joe: How do you set your phone to Dungeons and Dragons???

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Cub: We're not mad, we just want to know why you had a fake ID.

Scar: *Mumbling*

Cub: What?

Scar: You have to be over 18 to hold the kittens at Petco..

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Xisuma: You called Biffa instead of me for help?

Grian: Well when you want to do something dumb, you don't call the voice of reason.

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xB: I don't care about what anyone says, the black part of the cookie is the best part of the Oreo.

Etho: Dark without light is an abyss, light without dark is blinding. You cannot have a coin with one side.

Beef: It's a cookie.

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Biffa, texting: Please.. it's been fourteen days.. answer us..

Xisuma, who's secretly in Florida, responding: Lol no, you all suck at hide and seek.

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Mumbo: You can't live on Goldfish and spaghetti the rest of your life!

Grian: Are you challenging me?

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Jevin, looking at Wels and Hypno sitting on a bench: Why do you guys look so sad?

Wels: Sit down and we'll tell you.

Jevin: *Sits*

Hypno: The bench is freshly painted.

Jevin:

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Stress, playing the group therapist: What did I say about self-care?

Xisuma: more espresso less depresso

Joe, helping out: No.

Scar: don't be sad, sad backward is das, and das not good

Stress: No.

Cleo: it be like that sometimes

Joe: Cleo, no.

Ex: it eez what it eez

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Scar: I learned a lesson from this.

Iskall: Is it some distortion of the real lessons you should've learned?

Scar: Death isn't real and I'm basically God.

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Zed: Boil some Mountain Dew, it's gonna be a long night...

Xisuma: You could've said ANYTHING else.

Tango: Fire burn and cauldron bubble, baja blast to fuel my trouble.

Xisuma:

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Grian: Sorry it took me so long to arrive, I broke down on the way.

Stress: Oh, is your car ok?

Grian: Car?

Stress:

Grian:

Stress:

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Joe: I accidently drank Xisuma's coffee, how long do you think I have left?

Keralis: Ten.

Joe: *Confused*

Xisuma, from behind: Nine.

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Scar, panicked: Jellies been kidnapped!

Also Scar, ten minutes later: *In a bullet vest packed with weapons*

Cub: Scar, your going crazy. The person sent their demands-

Scar: How much do they want?!

Cub: It's not money, but rather all the orders for ConCorp from last May. Quite interesting-

Scar, holding up grenades: Know what else is interesting?! GRENADES!

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Zed: The ice cream is going to melt!

Tango: Well the baloney expires first! We have to prioritize!

Zed: Well why don't we wrap the ice cream in the baloney? Like a taquito?

Tango:

Tango: This man, this man, this man, my best friend..

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Mumbo, after driving five hours with Grian: Is there any store around here that'll work?!

Grian: Not one that I haven't been banned from, no.

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Wels: I just saw some old guy get hit by a car, it's so-

Cleo: Interesting, right?

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Xisuma: I refuse sleep. And food.

Stress: If you sleep then you'll be able to work more, and if you eat you can work better and longer.

Xisuma: Stress that's what coffee is-

Stress: Food makes you sleepy, sleep makes you escape the Hermits.

Xisuma:

Xisuma: Stress put me in a coma.

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Mumbo: So I was in this store, but all it sold was pictures of some tired, depressed dude, right?

Mumbo: So apparently it was actually a mirror store.

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Doc: I'd rather die than let anyone prove me wrong. I'd also rather die proving someone wrong.

Bdubs: The sky is blue. Prove me wrong.

Doc:

Doc, over the phone: -And yes I would like one hundred buckets of paint-

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Mumbo, to Grian: Oh? You're hurt? Well okay then, if you listen closer you may hear it- Yeah, that's the sound is nobody caring.

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