Normally I'd leave the incorrect quotes chapters alone, but uh, wanted to say that here's the new format for them! Ta-da! (Flashback: It was bold with spacing between lines) And here it is for real! If it works out, great! If it doesn't, let me know!
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Impulse: Tango! Zed! Get rid of your chocolate fountain!

Tango, with a pile of strawberries: Well where else are we supposed to dip our strawberries, in the cheese fountain?!

Tango: *Pauses* Unless..

Zed, dipping a strawberry in the cheese fountain and eating it: Impulse you bloody genius!

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Grian: Hands behind your knees and down on your head!

Biffa: Sure Grian, sure.

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Tango: I'd like some pancake mix.

Impulse: Ok..?

Tango: *Eats the box*

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Xisuma: Hopeless is a color.

Joe: Uhm..

Xisuma: It's the color I see when I look at everyone else.

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False: Are you ok?! Does anything hurt?!

Etho: Yeah yeah , just the normal amount of pain..

False: There is no normal amount of pain!

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<Grian> Scar I messed up.
<Scar> How?
<Grian> So I'm pretty sure Jellies drunk..

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Mumbo: Grian go find someone your own size to annoy, please.

Mumbo, well rested and happy, three months later: And that's how I got rid of Grian!

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Grian: C'mon Mumbo! It's the inside that matters! Someone could look like a gremlin on the outside, but they could be amazing on the inside!

Mumbo:

Grian: C'mon just gimme a chance! I have a good inside!

Mumbo: Grian you're a gremlin inside and out.

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Stress: How're you??

Cleo: Good! Amazing!

Cleo, but to False: Dead. I hate humanity.

False: Mhm me too.

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Joe: Kindness is a good thing.

Ex: What's... kindness..?

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Impulse: Zed please no.

Zed: Yes.

Impulse: No.

Zed: *Eats uncooked fire* Yes.

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Biffa: Okay, so there's this thing. It's called morals.

Biffa: Someone please explain what they are.

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Iskall: I like diorite.

Wels: Yeah and this is where I kill you.

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Tango: All I want is this one thing!

Impulse: You always want one thing.

Tango: Yeah! But a military tank that has a disco ball and can blast music to the next country isn't much!

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Bdubs: Hey Ren! Do you feel ok..?

Ren: *Confused*

Bdubs: What?

Ren: Doc never asks that..

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Mumbo: Whatcha been down to?

Grian: You mean up.

Mumbo: No, down. You're too short to be up to something.

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Impulse: *Walks by with a box*

Zed: What're you carrying?

Tango: It's not brownies, he carries those from the sides.

Zed: Or a cheesecake, there isn't any condensation on the top.

Tango: Yeah and look at the fingermarks.

Zed: So it's..

Tango: A pie! He's carrying a pie!

Impulse: Actually I am...

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Keralis: Joe I'm on fire again!

Joe: *Bangs head on table*

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Person: How're you?

Xisuma: I think you mean 'who.' As in, "Who're you?"

Person: I meant how..

Xisuma: No, no you didn't.

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Impulse: Zed stop spraying Tango with the fire extinguisher.

Impulse, taking it from Zed: Let me try also!

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Hels: I'm going to kill you.

Wels: I'm sorry is that a punishment of some sort?

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Jellie: Meow!

Scar: *Rushing to create a whole new room for her*

Some other cat: Didn't you ask for food?

Jellie: Yeah but this is also acceptable.

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Iskall: You're stepping on my ankle!

Mumbo: Yes, but it causes Grian pain.

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Scar: There are some things that aren't possible.

Cub: No. We will become richer than the guy who invented pants!

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Mumbo: Grian can you help me?

Grian: No sorry I need to pee.

Mumbo: Uh huh.

Grian: Well sorry that I have daily bodily functions.

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Biffa: I don't use the 'F' word!

Joe: Biffa say the 'F' word!

Biffa: No!

Joe: Yes!

Biffa:

Biffa: .....family..

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Vintage: Piece of advice. Never approach a bull from the front, horse from behind, or idiot from any direction.

*Meanwhile, in the middle of the jungle in the middle of nowhere*

Etho: Heeeeeeeeellllllloooooo????

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Doc: I'm going to kill yo-

Bdubs: No leave it up to karma.

Doc: Karma doesn't exi-

Doc: *Watches as the dude gets hit with a car*

Doc: *Begins running wildly*

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Impulse: Zed you want a tomato?

Zed: No.

Impulse: Tango you want a tomato?

Tango: Ye-

Zed: Impulse I want all the tomatoes!!

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Death: Hey I've come for a group of persons, who simultaneously died trying to microwave a microwave containing a bunch of fireworks.

Grian, Tango, Zed, and Etho's spirits: *All waiting smugly*

Death: Ok so are we- *Sees who it is and runs off screaming*

Impulse: Can't you four just die already?!

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Wels: How are you alive?!

Biffa: Dumb luck and some blackmail on the devil.

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Police: *Wondering why the death and crime count is switching between going up and down by the hundreds*

Hermits: Hm. Well, we're gonna go do some dumb stuff now.

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Biffa: Xisuma something terrible happened!!

Xisuma: What? What happened?!

Biffa: Consequences...!

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Doc: Ren you need to do something with your life.

Ren: Excuse me I walked to the fridge. Twice!

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Mumbo: Grian I want to talk to you. I'm very disappointed in your behavior-

Grian: Ok in defense Biffa bet me fifty cents that I couldn't drink the whole bottle of shampoo.

Mumbo: Ye- Wait what, you drank shampoo?!

Grian: What? No. Your the one farting bubbles!

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Biffa: Xisuma I can hear the water sloshing in your stomach as you walk, you need to eat.

Xisuma: No actually it's an energy drink I drank three days ago.

Biffa:

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Zed: It'll be ok!

Impulse: Don't say that. We're friends and friendship has made you dumb.

Zed: No actually it's made me smarter. Like last week when I boiled that egg!

Impulse: Actually yeah, that was a big one I'm still proud of you for that.

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Wels: Biffa you smell like death.

Biffa: Oh really? I never noticed.

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Grian: Mumbo I can't find the popcorn!

Mumbo: *Shows him where the popcorn is*

Grian: Great now make it for me!

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Impulse: Can we leave?

Zed: No we are going to risk permanent paralysis or die trying.

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Biffa: Bad cop, good cop?

Xisuma: *Gives him a look*

Biffa: Alright fine, bad cop, bad cop.

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Joe: Cleo that's illegal.

Cleo: Not it the coppers don't find out.

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Grian: Die harder should be called Try harder.

Mumbo: You haven't seen the movie have you..

Grian: I mean if they want to die, they're doing a pretty bad job at succeeding.

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Xisuma: Ok what did you see?! Did you witness a murder or something?!

Ex: No, not this time no.

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Grian: *Gets caught eating cookie dough*

Mumbo: Really Grian?

Grian: Uhm.. I didn't realize what I was eating. I haven't been able to taste for a few days.

Mumbo: Grian it's still 2019 that doesn't work yet.

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Doc: I'm the most responsible hermit.

Xisuma: You threw Ren into the void.

Doc: And I take full responsibility for it.

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Xisuma: I'm the smartest, most talented person here!

Keralis: Your hand is stuck in a vending machine.

Xisuma: I paid for my skittles I'm getting my skittles

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Mumbo: Hey Grian?

Grian: Yeah?

Mumbo: Someone said you sound like an owl.

Grian: Who?

Mumbo: .....

Grian: WHO??

Mumbo: *On the ground laughing*

Grian: WHO?! WHO SAID I SOUNDED LIKE AN OWL?! WHO?!

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Therapist: Tell me something about yourself

Xisuma: I was born at a young age.

Therapist: ...

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Grian: Mumbo told me to "Cheer up buttercup" and I was mad at him for four hours. One, becuase he knows my name is Grian, and two becuase if a was a PowerPuff girl I'd be bubbles and he knows it.

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Ren: Of course I looked both ways before crossing the street! I looked both handsome and radiant!

Ren: Too bad I got hit by a car though..

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Doc: The other day someone asked me who I thought the most beautiful person in the world is, and guess who I said.

Bdubs, blushing: Who?

Doc: *Sees Ren watching through binoculars in a tree outside the window* Ren?

Bdubs: yOu sAiD rEn?!

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Impulse: I wonder what Zed and Tango are thinking right now.

Zed and Tango: *Wii music*

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Iskall: What would you say the height of stupidity is?

Mumbo, looking at Grian: How tall are you?

Grian: ...

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Grian: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Mumbo: Why?

Grian: To get to the idiots house.

Mumbo: ...

Grian: Knock knock!

Mumbo: Whos' there?

Grian: The chicken.

Mumbo: Now listen here you-

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Xisuma: I'm going to the shopping distrcic, anyone need anythi-

Doc: Throwing bricks.

Bdubs: Motivation

Etho: Sugar, penguins, and a pet llama

Xisuma, answering his own question: Patience and santiy.

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Some crime: *Happens*

Xisuma: Well this was a very thought out act, and whoever did this put a lot of work into it.

Xisuma: So congratulations Grian, you're off the suspect list!

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