Grian: This reminds me of when Jellie was hanging-

Scar: i'M sOrrY wHAT-

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Grian, after being scared: *Screaming*

Grian, in general: *Screaming*

Grian, with a murder in the house: *Screaming*

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Ren: So I was thinking-

Doc: And I'm still dreaming.

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Bdubs: How're you?

Keralis: I'm amazing!! What about you?

Bdubs: *Confused*

Keralis: What?

Bdubs: Doc never asks how I am..

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Zed: Impulse I broke the TV..

Impulse: Well what did you do?

Zed: I dunno I just broke the TV..

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Grian: Guys guess wh-

Mumbo: Sorry goodbye I'm busy I have to invent gravity.

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Cleo: Why did I agree to this again..?!

Joe: Cleo I just asked if you wanted to have a conversation.

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Grian: *Walks over*

Mumbo: Nobody likes you go sit at the nerd table!

Iskall: Yeah nerds do math!

Mumbo: But he's not good at math..

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Wels: Oh don't worry about Biffa. Once I saw him fall down three flights of stairs and continue eating his hotdog like it was nothing.

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Zed: Oh I also blamed you for eating that whole pie, so if you could just smear some around your face?

Tango:

Tango: Crumb me up.

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Grian: *Takes a sip of coffee*

Grian: *Spits it out*

Grian: Thumbtack mug! That was my thumbtack mug!

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Cub: You all missed my birthday.

Hermits: *All give him money in apology*

Cub, snickering: Works every time..

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Etho: Sometimes you just gotta rip off the bandaid and let the scab bleed everywhere.

Xisuma: I'm not sure that's how it works..

Etho: Trust me I'm 100% sure that's how t works.

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Xisuma: *Hides the hairdryer* No you'll kill me with it.

Biffa: How.

Xisuma: Blast it in my eyes until I lose my vision, shove it down my throat so I can't scream for help and run away laughing.

Biffa:

Xisuma: *Also takes away the lobster* You could kill me with this too.

Biffa: How..

Xisuma: Hit me in the face with it, stab me in the jugular, and shove it down my throat so I can't scream for help and run away laughing.

Biffa: And I'm the crazy one..

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False: Ok, we're in the enemies lair..

Cleo: Yes, and we don't bother remembering their names because that humanitizes them.

Stress: *Stops offering cookies and other assortments of sweets*

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Doc: Stop talking before I staple your lips together.

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Mumbo: Ah it's such a fine day!

Iskall: It's raining, overcast, and completely depressing?

Mumbo: Yes but do you see Grian around? No!

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Impulse: You two this isn't the smartest deci-

Zed and Tango: We die together.

Impulse, muttering: Well that's for sure..

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Biffa: Well is anything Stress is most likely to turn out nuts.

Xisuma: She's the sweetest and kindest one of all of us-!

Biffa: Yeah she hasn't cracked yet.

Xisuma:

Xisuma: Oh..

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TFC: Ya know my name sounds like KFC..

KFC worker: Sir I'm sorry but we still can't give you an 100% discount.

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Bdubs: Doc about that figh-

Doc: I suggest you look downwards in the act of bowing your head while talking to a superior.

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Mumbo: Here you go Iskall, some tea with honey.

Mumbo: And here's some Orange Soda for you Grian, from the last time kids were over.

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Doc: I mean, okay. There are some good holidays and then some dumb ones.

Doc: For example, Christmas. Nobody liked Rudolph until he was needed. Or Easter. Big furry creatures breaking into your home.

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Bdubs: Awww your smiling!

Doc: It's embarrassing to have feelings.

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Xisuma: I'm fine! It's just that everyone's trying to make me relax when all I have is a few broken ribs, a fractured finger and horrendous limp!

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Cub: Okay boys, were trying to solve overpopulation and world hunger. Ideas?

Scar: Better education and employment?

Zed: Cannibalism.

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Cleo: You taught me to love..

Joe: *Confused*

Cleo: *Begins eating a burrito*

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Doc: We just have to survive 8 minutes of talking to Grian, it's not too long.

Biffa: Think of it as 480 seconds.

Doc: Oh no..

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Doc: *Walks past in a pink shirt*

Wels: Oh my gosh guys Doc's wearing pink!!

Xisuma: Are we sure it wasn't white and just got dyed with blood in some accident?

Bdubs: Or maybe he has a twin?

Cub: No if doc had a twin he would've killed it before it was even born.

Grian: Ok how come you guys don't tease Doc over wearing pink?! If I wore pink you guys would tease me!

Mumbo: Well that's because Doc's scary.

Grian: And?!

Mumbo: You'd just look like a My Little Pony.

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Wels: I'm so upset at-

Biffa: What. What did they do. I'm prepared to set them on fire, just say the word.

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Biffa: Oh, hey, can I talk to you privately?

Xisuma: Sure?

Xisuma: Wait your not going to say it's an important text and then show me it's a picture of screaming sheep again right?

Biffa: No, but I stand by that prank.

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Impulse: Zed I can smell your garlic-breath from ten feet away.

Zed: I had garlic last week..?

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Mumbo: *Making eggs*

Grian: Oh so your just going to cook live chickens?!

Mumbo: Yes, yes I am.

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