Grian: *Says something dumb*

Mumbo: Grian I swear you have a single brain cell.

Grian: Actually no, I don't. I sniffed the nail polish so yeah.

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Mumbo, answering the phone: Yes?

Grian: It's Grian.

Mumbo: What did he do?

Grian: No. It's me. Grian.

Mumbo: Oh.

Mumbo: What did you do?

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Zed: So it turns out I can't flush myself down the toilet get to Hogwarts.

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Doc: No it's just I hate everyone. Simple as that. Humans are a disgrace to humanity and are killing each-other and the world. We've caused entire species to go extinct.

Bdubs: But rainbows!

Doc: Rainbows are lies.

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Mumbo: Grian please stop throwing a chicken at me.

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Xisuma: I'm going crazyyyy!

Xisuma: Crazy I say!

Xisuma: I'm going crazzzyyyy!

Grian: Xisuma I-

Xisuma: CRAZY!

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Joe: Well I think you need some actual sleep-

Cleo: Well then just kill me. Perma-sleep. Boom!

Joe: That's not how it works..

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Cub: Scar it's o-

Scar: I NEED Jellie's approval!!!

Scar, holding his hands to Jellie: Oh Jellie, which hand will I use to open the door?

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Iskall: You know Jellie, as in peanut butter and jelly, as in a common everyday meal-

Scar: Continue that sentence I will personally flay your flesh alive and then hang it up to dry. Then I will burn it and dance in your ashes.

Cub:

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Biffa: *Walks over*

Biffa: How would you like to be brutally murdered?

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Zed: Haha Impulse didn't even notice I snuck into the grocery cart!

Tango: I'm pretty sure Impulse noticed an oversized baby crawling and struggling to get into a cage of metal bars.

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Wels: No thanks pizza is to greasy.

*Hermit noises stops*

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Iskall: Your diorite.

Grian: Good, diorite is amazing.

Iskall: Now listen here-

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Stress: *Singing*

Hermits: *Gathering around*

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Grian: Mumbo Mumbo Mumbo! Mumbo! Guess wha-

Mumbo: Just because you have a mouth doesn't mean you need to use it.

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Tango: Stupid New York traffic!!

Impulse: I let you drive for five minutes!! Five! Freaking! Minutes! How did you manage to cross the globe?!

Tango: I dunno, I just used the whole speedometer?

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Biffa: *Doing something*

Biffa: I hate this!

Xisuma: So don't do it..?

Biffa: But I have to in spite of the whole entire world!

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Cleo: Ok so if you tell a kid your taking them to their death, they won't find it funny.

Joe: Cleo why.

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Grin: If you take a video of a turtle and speed it up, then technically the turtle is going fast.

Mumbo: ???

Grian: Or take a fast animal and slow the video then it's a slow animal.

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