Mumbo and Grian: *Fighting*

Xisuma: Guys, please! I get we all have our own problems-

Mumbo: *Slowly looks at Grian* Yes, yes we do have our problems.

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Joe: Actually, I don't remember you guys by your names..

Joe: I remember you guys by pain-in-the-but.

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Scar: I'm a kitty cat!

Scar: A kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty cat!

Scar: Such a pretty kitty kitty kitty cat!

Scar: Oh I'm such a pretty kitty kitty kitty kitty ca-

Cub: Please just shut up.

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Grian, looking at a spider: Wait but if I hit it will the babies come out?

Biffa: I dunno.

Biffa: Let's find out!

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Jellie, sitting on the highest thing she can: I am superior to all.

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Stress: *Forcing hugs and affection onto everyone*

Doc: On the subject of enjoyment, I can neither confirm nor deny.

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Grian: *Punches Mumbo*

Mumbo: *Moves out of arms reach*

Grian: I believe you have underestimated the distance of a thrown shoe.

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Grian, laying on ground, curled in a ball: Cats have it so easy.

Mumbo, sitting in a chair: Uh-huh.

Grian: I mean, they do nothing all day!

Mumbo: Mmmmmmhm!

Grian: And like, they get fed whenever!

Mumbo: *Nodding*

Grian: And like, they spend all their time sleeping!

Mumbo:

Grian: And! They get what they want all the time!

Mumbo: *Just looks at Grian*

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Cub: How do I tell him?!

Xisuma: I dunno, you just do? It's not really my place to tell Scar for you..

Cub: Yeah. But like.. I'm nervous.

Cub: I mean, how do I tell Scar he smothered Jellie to death?

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Doc: I'm cold-

Ren: And I'm hot!

Doc, mumbling: And humble..

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Tango: What did you get me for Christmas?!?!

Zed: So you know those life-sized Japanese robots that fight each-other??

Zed: Well it's that.

Impulse: ....

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Grian: Scar?

Scar: Yes?

Grian: I accidentally mistook Jellie for pork chops-

<Grian was slain by; GoodTimesWithScar>
<Grian> I was just kidding!

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Mumbo: Would you like some grilled cheese?

Grian: Ewww!

Grian: I only like hot cheese!

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*Playing Among Us*

Grian: Guys I think something's wrong! You've all walked by my body and have said nothing!

Stress: Oops I died!

Mumbo: *Trying to understand the game*

Bdubs: I TRUSTED YOU! I TRUSTED YOU AND YOU KILLED ME!

Zed: Ooohhh I'm following you!

Tango: ZED STOP FOLLOWING ME YOU SUS!

Doc: I hate all of you! Next person to come near me is getting ejected!

Xisuma: Oh admin! Y'all I'm an admin!

Biffa: *Quietly playing with an evil grin*

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<Biffa> Hi
<Xisuma> You're messaging to seem insuspicous
<Biffa> Yep
<Xisuma> I feel used.

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Tango: Can I have a candy-cane?!

Impulse: No.

Tango: But Zed has one!

Zed: I'm just sucking on the plastic..

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Impulse, slowly: Okay, we are going to go to McDonalds for you twos good behavior. Now, we all know how to act right?

Zed: *Nods excitedly*

Tango: *Begins pulling out the costumes*

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Grian: Conspiracy theory!

Grian: Elves suck on candy canes until they're REALLY sharp and use them to stab little children!

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