Zed: Eat my farts!

Tango, way too excited: I can!?

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Scar, motioning to Jellie: Cub can you get me water? I have happiness sitting on my lap..!

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Grian: Wait what time does the oven-thingy say?

Mumbo: 4:15 am...

Grian: Oh! I've been for like 3 hours now!

Mumbo: Yes, on my floor.

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Tango: Zed! Start twerking! Impulse is coming!

Zed: *Begins to twerk*

Tango: WAIT ZED THAT'S XISUMA-

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Tango: Ew! Zed! This tastes terrible!

Impulse, narrating: He said, as he kept drinking from the flower vase.

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Grian, after harshly spam-chopping apples: Look at these sKinNy aPpLeS!

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Etho: Technically, you can cut off a buttcheek because it's just extra fat.

False: Well a butt is two buttcheeks and two buttcheeks is a butt.

Etho: Well- Uh- That's true....

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Ren: Few things don't lie. Little kids, drunk people, and-

Grian, in yoga pants: *Runs in and slaps his own behind* YOGA PANTS!

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Tango: I took a dump and it's a bIG OnE!

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Zed: Impulse can I have an apple?

Impulse: Zed, you don't have to ask if it's fruit.

Zed: *Eats 26 apples*

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Joe: How ya doin?

Xisuma: Mentally or physically?

Xisuma: Because both are terrible.

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Biffa: There is one thing that scares me. And that's Xisuma.

Biffa: That man sneezes with his eyes open so he doesn't have to stop working.

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Mumbo: I'll let you watch Grian?

Xisuma: No! That thing took a dump on my floor!

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Keralis: Do you ever sleep?!

Bdubs: I have a two-millisecond sneeze set for next week?

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False, Cleo, and Stress: We have seen a-many things.

Boy Hermits: Uh huh. Sure.

Cleo and Stress: *Crashes U-hauls through the wall*

False: *Unloads first binder* Let's begin!

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Zed: *Obnoxiously chomping chips*

Impulse: Please stop.

Zed: *Begins chomping rocks*

Impulse: Please don't.

Zed: *Bites Impulse's fingers*

Impulse: *Screaming*

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Biffa, singing: I'm walking on sunshine! Woah-oh! Walkin' on sunshine! Woah-oh!

Narrator: In fact, he wasn't walking on sunshine, but instead dead bodies.

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*Peaceful day goes by*

<Xisumavoid> Alright who killed Grian

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Grian, holding out his arm: C'mon! I'll let ya slap me!

Mumbo: It isn't fun if your ok with it.

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Xisuma: Why is the car destroyed!?

Bdubs: So Doc was driving and I said 'Doc, deer!'

Bdubs: So then Doc slammed the gas and drive straight into it laughing.

Doc: Did not!

Doc, under his breath: I was also recording...

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Joe, singing: One, is the loneliest number-

Grian: Debatable.

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Random hermit: Where did the fly swatters go??

Somewhere in the distance: *Gremlin laughter and a screaming Mumbo and Iskall*

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Grian: Found it!

Mumbo: Well at least I know it wasn't anything from the top shelves.

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Zed: Tango do you have it?

Tango: Always have a backup!

Zed: Good good.

Impulse: What do you guys m-

Tango: *Holds up candy and a knife*

Impulse: *Screams*

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Cleo: Hey Joe! I have a question! Was the color grey based off your hair color?

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Bdubs: If I could be a robot-

Doc: *Laughs*

Bdubs: I would have laser eyes-

Doc: *Laughter intensifies*

Bdubs: And I would intimidate people-

Doc, shooting laser beams at Bdubs before shoving him down and towering over him: Like this?

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Grian: Potato tomato! You have fun buying you unsizzled popcorn-on-a-stick and jacuzzi-bubble water!

Grian: I'll be here! Connecting with the natural wildlife!

Grian: *Traps the nearby sheep and begins chanting*

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911: Sir please stop cal-

Scar: I stepped on my cats tail! I deserve to die in jail!

911: Sir, please-

Scar: If you don't punish me then I'll starve myself until I die!

911: Well who's gonna feed your cat.

Scar:

Scar: Fine I'll live but only to keep my cat alive.

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Mumbo: GUYS! I figured out how to keep Grian out of a house!

Mumbo: Just put the handle above three feet!

Grian:

Grian, mumbling in an evil manner: Then I'll just keep using the doggie doors....

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