So some of these are pretty weird and I feel the need to say-

I was at a party for my parents friends. They're nice people. But it was a surprise party and the person who it was for took detours home right? So uh some adults got thirsty if ya get where I'm going...

But by the time the person the party was for got back, it was fun. Then an hour later the adults get a little tipsy. Not drunk, but not completely sober either. And I heard some weird stuff...

So that's what these are. A bunch of stuff I heard throughout the party. Some of it from the little kids to. (They were all 4-5.)

Enjoy! 😈
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Xisuma, looking at Doc and Ren: There's nothing better than watching two drunk guys trying to play the bean-bag toss game.

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Impulse: It's two am.... where were you..?

Tango: Well Zed got drunk and did the YMCA in a headdress on the stage and we danced with old ladies and did a conga line.

Impulse:

Impulse: If you just don't want to tell me then don't. Screw you.

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Grian: Don't tell me what to do!

Grian: I built this whole deck without an idea of what the heck I was doing!

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Cub: Oh! Guys c'mon I just found a slug! Get the salt!

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Biffa: My favorite tab on google is the one that explains different types of murder..

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Grian, chanting: NOW YOU SEE ME! NOW YOU DON'T! NOW YOU SEE ME! NOW YOU DON'T!

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Zed: Impulse stop! I can play soccer with a big and angry dog if I wanna play soccer with a big and angry dog!

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Tango: Zed c'mon! There's a slug and the insides and bubbling from salt!

Zed:

Zed: Bye Impulse! I'm gonna see dying slugs!

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Doc: HEY YOU! PLAY CORN-HOLE WITH ME!

(Cornhole is another term for the bean-bag toss game)

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Mumbo: I was helping Grian tying his shoes and he told me that sometimes he has to try really hard to poop and then when it comes it goes 'plop.'

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A/N

- I reread this and wanted to say:

Kids please don't drink. I'm not saying this because of anything. I've never seen my parents get drunk and don't know adults and haven't been around them if they were, but please don't drink you guys.

It's really addicting and is bad for you. And if you ever do, be responsible. Don't drive drunk. Don't get it a car with a drunk driver. Have a friend drive you home if you are. And don't drink if your the driver. And never not ever drink to drink away problems. Talk to someone instead.

Sorry, done being a parent back to idiocy-

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