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Written by: Waffle-Ninja, p3pp3r_, AjexxanAlterline, hapyhappiness, ultimatebookworm12, largefrenchbread, Ash_InTheFlames, and hxrmits

Word count: 1803

Summary: In which Doc goes from less creeper to more creeper's worst enemy.

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It's not everyday that Docm77 becomes his worst nightmare. A feral monster a quarter of his usual size. They're terrifying, fur covered beasts, equipped with razor sharp claws and senses far superior to his own. For some absurd reason he had woke up as the most horrific thing possible...he was a cat.

Doc screeched a shrill scream. What the? What is this man?! Ren walked in from the other room, laughing at the strange sight on the bed.

"Awww, what's a cute kitty like you doing here?" Ren cooed at the cat, "I'll take you to Scar. He absolutely LOVES cats." Doc attempted and failed to tell Ren that, 'no, he's not just some kitty cat,' but all that came out was angry cat hissing.

Ren chuckled, patting the kitty on his head. "D'aww, upset, are you? It's okay, let's go see our friend." With that, he scooped up the Doc-cat and left the room.

Doc's eyes bulged out of his head. Ren was taking him wHERe- tHERE WAS NO WAY IN HECK THAT HE WAS GOING TO SCAR! He screeched, hissing violently, sharp claws shredding away at Ren's leather jacket.

Doc scrambled out of his arms, completely ignoring Ren's crestfallen expression. Doc jumped back into the bed, curling up in a pathetic ball under the sheets.

"Kitty! Cmon, don't you wanna meet scar? Pleaaaaaaaase? You'll love him!" Ren coaxed. Ren moved the covers and reached out to grab Doc again, but Doc just scratched at his hand.

"Where's Doc when you need him? I know he can deal with this cat," Ren mumbled looking around.

Taking his chance, Doc raced out of the room, unintentionally catching Ren's attention.

"Ah crap," he whispered to himself and began chasing the wild cat.

Doc ran far out of Ren's sight before finally slowing down, his paws pattering against the ground. He wasn't quite sure why he was running, or why he didn't want to see Scar, but it was too late to do anything else now.

Doc knew he had to move; even with his smaller size, the hiding places were limited and there was no way that he was being taken to the crazy cat man.

He slid under another bed, knowing that Ren couldn't come in. He tried to speak, but all that came out was a pathetic meow.

"Cmon, don't make me call Xisuma! Ugh whatever, I guess I have to." Ren pulled out a phone from his pocket and started pressing buttons. He lifted the phone up to his head and started speaking. Doc could catch only parts of what he was saying, but twenty minutes later the sound of rockets firing and elytra swooshing came from outside.

Another figure appeared. Xisuma. "Ren, what is the problem?" Xisuma sighed.

"That." Ren pointed at Doc from under the bed. "I would've asked Doc but he's nowhere to be found..."

"Well, what do you want me to do?" X asked, exasperated.

"Can you get it out for me since you wear gloves?" Ren asked with a pleading look. X couldn't turn him down. Xisuma crawled on his knees and pushed his arm under the bed. He grabbed Doc carefully by the nape of his neck. He pulled him out from under the bed.

Doc once again attempted, and failed to tell someone that, 'No. He is not a cat.'

Xisuma and Ren just watched as the kitty cat hissed angrily at them. Ren was clearly done with the cat, and Xisuma was very confused and unsure about how he felt about it. Kinda like me right now.

The former creeper-cyborg let out a strangled hiss, as Xisuma seemed to have forgotten about the firm hold he had on his nape.

"Oh no, I'm sorry!" Xisuma quickly let go of the kitty and started snuggling him.

Just then, someone new barged through the door. It was SCAR.

"I heard there was a cat!" He said excitedly.

"Oh yeah, here!" Xisuma gently handed the cat to Scar, who immediately started cuddling it.

"Awww, you're so cute!! Do you want some snacks?" Scar shook some treats in front of Doc. They did look appealing. He gently started pawing them.

Scar gave Doc a few treats and pet the green-eyed cat as he ate the snacks.

"Now where'd this little guy come from?" Scar asked as the dark brown cat purred. Doc loved the petting, but would never admit it if you asked him.

Scar spent a few more minutes petting Doc. Doc appreciated the affection, but then Scar pulled out a large pink bow and placed it gently on his head.

No pink bows. Doc shook it off. Scar laughed a little. "This one doesn't like being made up." He tried tying the bow on again. Doc adamantly refused.

Scar narrowed his eyes slightly at the cat. "Why don't you want a pretty bow?' He asked, speaking as if Doc were a small child. He tried to place it on Doc's head again, but one more the cat refused and shook it off with a hiss.

"C'mon! Pleeeeaaase? How about if I do something different?" Scar asked, searching through his bag. Doc let out a growl before hopping off of Scar's lap and made a bolt for the door.

"Aw, come on!" Scar's voice was laced with disappointment. "Come back here!" He tried to chase Doc. The creeper-turned-cat ran under his feet and dodged the wrath of the pink bow.

Doc bolted, scampering off at a god-like speed and also right into a wall. Doc let out a startled meow which alerted X and Ren of the cat chase. The two came in to see Scar cradling the dazed cat.

"How did you get him under control?" Ren asked. "He wouldn't cooperate."

Scar playfully wagged a finger at the duo. "Practice, my friend. Practice." He placed the pink bow on Doc's head. "Oh, he's cooperating now! Perfect! I know that dress was somewhere around here..."

The door fell over, it had been abruptly knocked off the hinges, then dropped kicked into the hallway. It took a moment for the dust to settle but once it had, it revealed the one and only legendary Joe Hills. He looked around anxiously, "Someone said that Scar- OHmyGOsh it's A cAT- "

Joe looks at the strange grey and dark brown cat inquisitively.

"Um, guys...? I'm pretty sure that's not a normal cat." Joe said, but nobody listened as Doc had started throwing a fit because of the dress Scar had put on him.

"What makes you say that?" Scar asks, cuddling Doc. "I'm pretty sure it's normal."

"Yeah, no..." Joe said, staring straight at the cat. "I've never seen a cat so grumpy about being in a pink dress and wearing a pink bow."

Doc had never been so relieved in his life, immediately springing out of Scar's grasp and fleeing to Joe, taking the man who conquered death as his hostage. If he could, he would laugh at Scar, Ren and Xisuma's broken hearts.

Joe quickly scooped up the little kitty in a dress. He examined Doc's eyes and said, "This looks like one of the Hermits." Joe said, turning his head to Scar, Ren and X.

"What?" Ren asked flabbergasted.

"Yeah, this is definitely Doc." Joe said as he took the bow off, "He'll turn back in time, just wait."

"D-Doc?" Scar asked. "Is that you?"

Yes, it's me, you idiot. Doc tried to convey the feeling through cat faces and hisses.

"Oh my goodness this is gonna be amazing!" Scar said, picking up the cat, "I get to dress up Doc!"

Doc struggled as Scar picked him up out of Joe's arms, trying to convey that he didn't want to be dressed up, but failing miserably.

"Wait! I wouldn't do that if I were you-" Joe tried, but Scar was already out the door.

"We should probably follow him." Ren said turning to Joe. Joe nodded and the two followed after Scar, leaving Xisuma to just stand there, confused.

Ren and Joe chased after Scar, who was holding Doc and running into the shopping district,

"Hey Scar, wait up!" Ren yelled.

"No! I want to dress him up!" Scar yelled.

"That might not be such a good idea-" Joe said.

Scar ducked into a ConCorp shop and snuck into the back without being seen by his two pursuers.

"C'mon, I wanna dress you up as much as I can before you change back." Scar said as he pulled out a shulker box.

Lets just say Doc was not happy about what happened next.

Scar started tying a large green bow in Doc's fur, between his ears and he smiled, "Don't resist it!" Scar said happily as he put on a little dress, "These are Jellie's, but she won't mind sharing!"

Doc hmphed, although it was more like a ssssssss, and plopped his head down. He allowed Scar to dress him up, since there really wasn't anything he could do about it. He did admit that he loved the petting from Scar though.

When Doc turned back, Scar had just finished putting him in a little princess dress with a crown. When Scar saw he had turned back he jumped a bit and let out a nervous laugh.

"Heeeeeyyyyy Doc! Nice to see you're back to normal..." Scar said. Doc let out something between a hiss and a growl which sent Scar running.

Doc ran back towards the stock exchange, when he ran into Ren and Joe, who stared at him for a second before bursting out in laughter.

Doc was confused, "What?! What are you laughing at!?"

"Oh my god, this Is brilliant." Ren said, wheezing.

"Doc, come on, you should look at yourself." Joe said, pointing towards a mirror.

Doc let out a strangled cat-like yowl as he realised that he was still wearing a large pink princess dress and crown.

"This is so embarrassing!" Doc meowed pathetically, trying to claw off the crown and wriggle himself out of the dress, though to no avail. He hissed at his friends, who giggled and watched the poor (mostly-cat) man struggle. "This isn't funny!" Doc whined, his tail flicking frantically as he still tried to claw himself out.

"It kinda is," Ren replied, doubling over with laughter, wiping the tears away from his eyes. Joe giggled, though sympathy filled him and he helped Doc out of the costume.

"Thanks..." Doc grumbled as he wrapped the dress around his waist so nobody had to look at that.

"So..." Ren said before he let out a yelp. Joe and Doc turned to him to see a dog standing where Ren was standing.

"Uh oh." Joe mumbled.

"DID I HEAR THERE WAS A DOG AROUND HERE!?!" Cleo yelled before grabbing Rendog and running off.

"Here we go again..."

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Take the fluff because next chapter things happened